What Goes Around Comes Around: Innit:

On the whole, weighing it up, I'd say you're a bit wierd.

Ohh lord...

..innit, apostrophies, bollocks, arse, John etc etc...

Dear EW,

I could not say whether you or anyone else here is a bit wierd, but I do know that some of the most seemingly normal folks, are actually the wierdest, and not always in the nicest ways!

I am not normal in the sense that I fit in as a person who does normal things - I don't watch telly and do listen to classical music for example - am probably a bit wierd myself according to some people, but certainly not as wierd as some people who seem much more regular than me. To start hiding one's own oddities, it seems to me indicates that there is something wrong with those oddities. People either like me or not, and if not, then too bad. I think Fritz may be much the same as me in that respect.

A bit of wierdness can be a wonderful thing, you know, for all that, if it is nice wierdness!

Fredrik

Dear Fritz von shaken not stirred*,

It has been suggested that you are wierd(sic)by someone who can't even spell the word which is a blooming cheek IMO but how do you plead guilty or guilty?

Erik von a weirdo is someone not like me but Im a weirdo so that means they are not weird after all...oh dear its all so complicated. Time for zzzzzzzz

Oh dear Erik,

I can't spell weird either! Damnation to it. I sometimes rely on a sort phonetic spelling as in this case. Ooops! How silly!

Fredrik

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Oh dear Erik,

I can't spell weird either! Damnation to it. I sometimes rely on a sort phonetic spelling as in this case. Ooops! How silly!

Fredrik

Judging by all the 15,400,000 entries for 'wierd' on google Fredrik you are not the only one.

I always enjoyed Jeff Beck's Album's and he was well Wired innit*

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the colour ran from Bush's face. Then he
>collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,

"Just exactly how many is a brazillion Donny?"

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a Nebraska country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I just killed the old cow.........and things kinda got confused after that."


Fritz von I'm really looking forward to clearing out my bloody cellar tomorrow, I just hope it rains, innit*

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Originally posted by Stephen B:
On the whole, weighing it up, I'd say you're a bit wierd.

Thank you very much for your marvellously well thought out impute Madam, so just how long were you actually at St Trinians then?



Fritz von You could work for the Daily Mail with your obvious nouse and talent for human nature, innit*



They need a new Tea Lady*

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
Pe_zulu,

If dreams are not subject to causality how do they arise? You are saying there can be an effect (a dream or elements of a dream)which do not have a cause? How then can something arise from nothing?

There has never been in the whole history of the universe an effect which has had no cause. The fact that a dream (which is an example of a more subtle/less gross mind than the normal waking mind)may appear to be absurd is still made up of recognisable elements e.g. a pink elephant is absurd but the elements of pink and elephant are common place.

Also how do we know what is going on with the more subtle levels of mind all the time? Through training out mind in contemplative techniques we can experience our dream mind in totally lucid focussed detail. We can then experience the causes in the way we can in focussed waking concentration. An absurd dream is just our dream mind/subconscious manifesting 'stuff' from our waking mind/subconscious moments in a seemingly less coherent way but nothing is entirely random. Somethings are just too complex for us to perceive the individual cause but all effects do have causes - and that includes absurd dreams.

Erik

Oh Yeah! What about Our Mick then Our Erik?

Regards,


Fritz in an unfathomable State*

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear EW,

I could not say whether you or anyone else here is a bit wierd, but I do know that some of the most seemingly normal folks, are actually the wierdest, and not always in the nicest ways!

We are normal and we dig Bert Weedon!

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
Dear Fritz von shaken not stirred*,

It has been suggested that you are wierd(sic)by someone who can't even spell the word which is a blooming cheek IMO but how do you plead guilty or guilty?

'There's people who can't spell weird right
Driving round with thousands in the bank'

Turned Up, Clocked On, Laid Off' HMHB

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

quote:

Originally posted by Stephen B:
On the whole, weighing it up, I'd say you're a bit wierd.

Thank you very much for your marvellously well thought out impute Madam, so just how long were you actually at St Trinians then?



Fritz von You could work for the Daily Mail with your obvious nouse and talent for human nature, innit*



They need a new Tea Lady*

Nah, I'm hopeless at making tea as well.

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Oh Yeah! What about Our Mick then Our Erik?

Regards,


Fritz in an unfathomable State*

Dear Fritz von persecutor of our Mick,

I think you and our Mick must be in love

Erik von an anagram of unfathomable is anal both fume but I aint saying nuffing.

Mick's professed his feelings towards me earlier Our Erik after a few Malts and some Tijuana Brass , though I think he thought I had dosh then!*


Fritz von Germany's biggest game in Berlin History about to begin the begin, Weekend officially opened, Brrp*


Bloody cellar tomorrow (in theory)

Just got an amazingly original e-mail, WMV file 3,5 MB send it to any interested, usual address (next 24 hours only).


Fritz von Pre nup zulu's obviously got plenty of time to curve on his hands, innit*

I ain't sayin nuffin though, about time too eh!

Fritz von der mental hold-up bandit!

I have written an answer to the post from Erik, you copied into this thread,
in the "Time" thread.

Na zdorovje.

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Originally posted by pe-zulu:
Fritz von der mental hold-up bandit!

I have written an answer to the post from Erik, you copied into this thread,
in the "Time" thread.

Na zdorovje.

In my opinion you've written 'your answer', not 'an answer' or 'the answer'. This subject as all other threads on this er, subject are/were purely speculative and absolutely nothing else, besides repeating other peoples endless theories most folk don't have a chance of understanding anyway (even if they'de want to waste time trying to´that is for possibly egoistic reasons?) wheare'as my thread, ie, this one, is True, and simply isn't open to debate, inn/ssit*



Fritz von It's all just a fascade to make the hungry and thirsty in the majority of the world more in touch with Quatar Airways and their stale sugery buns*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
In my opinion you've written 'your answer', not 'an answer' or 'the answer'. This subject as all other threads on this er, subject are/were purely speculative and absolutely nothing else, besides repeating other peoples endless theories most folk don't have a chance of
understanding anyway (even if they'de want to waste time trying to´that is for possibly egoistic reasons?) wheare'as my thread, ie, this one, is True, and simply isn't open to debate, inn/ssit*

Fritz von der supreme backhold artist!

Right, I wrote my answer, this was self understood, - don´t we all write our answers.

And the astonishing fact is, that in this very thread you write the questions as well as the answers yourself. Excuse me, I didn´t intend to interrupt you.

Now, to be serious (again? oh,is that really necessary?): in my answer in the other thread, I tried to avoid burdening the readers patience with long incomprehensible and useless theories. I explained, how I cope with this indeed "logical paradox" by suggesting, that our much praised logical sense has got severe shortcomings in the reality of life, - a fact I see well confirmed by my observations of human beings (including myself). Easy to understand , n´est ce pas?

Prosit.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
AS YOU LIKE IT JOHN

Fritz von der megaphono-manic!

Please don´t shout, - articulate.

Skål.

Stop talking Ballacks, Berlin is Explodin and I'm going daan the Pub Time, Goodnight'

Mick Parry
always right member Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 2,478

Bob

Your somewhat acidic reply proves my point. Some people will moan about chavs whilst some like you moan about Sugar.

I see myself as a good product of Thatcherism. I started out with just £4 in the bank on my 21st birthday and now I own 4 houses etc etc. I have worked bloody hard for it, for the first eleven years of my married life, I was away from home, for four nights, nearly every week. Even now I am sometimes working 55 hours.

I have now chosen to pack it all in and will be "out of a job" next week. That was my choice and that is one freedom I have that my father could not even dream about.

Thatcher kick started the economic revolution whereby productive effort based on customer needs was rewarded with high income and lower taxes.

If I ever have to chose one person who influenced my life for the better over anyone else, it is a no brainer .... Margaret Thatcher.

Regards

Mick

I know Doctors who work 55 hours a day 9 days a week and can't afford to rent a caravan.



Fritz von Maybe they'll be Consultants though one day, eh?*

Mick,

Your perspective is your own indeed. But many other folk, including my parents and grandparents, who were amongst the most hard working folk I know, would disagree with your ethos on Thatcher.

15% interest rates (or no reasonably priced homes for 1st time buyers) is enough of a point to illustrate some things don't actually change.

PS Fritzy boy - that was me getting off the fence - in case you missed it,

I wouldn't dream of accusing you of handling stolen goods Our Andy*


Fritz von Apparently banks are onto a good old scam in the UK, don't say nothing though, there's probably a camera watching John, innit*

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Originally posted by Beano:
Erik gets some help with his decorating...









Beano

Being an ex Boat-Waller I dearly hope that's not oil based paint?*


Elizabeth rang up Lisbon earlier I hear: ("One understands you will lose 3-1 later! How much did you say you wanted to borrow again?")