What Goes Around Comes Around: Innit:

Dear Fritz,

I did not know you followed footie? Are we still in it? I mean is England still in it? Germany is, I would guess! Fred

PS: Do you think the TV could now be called a monochrome example?

For a one off parcel, Parcelforce will almost certainly be the cheapest but make sure it is insured and trackable.

How does one actually do this? You can't it's just words, so Our Mick is talking bollocks as per usual*


Fredders, an ex Senior member of this forum namely, Matty Robinson who knows even more about everything in the world than even Jeremy Clarkson does, once told me that the famous Tom Dutton lived in Berlin and sold & taught cricket stuff* Apparently in 1890 a football/Cricket club was founded here called Brittania FC, later changed to Germania FC because of the Kaiser*


I ain't sayin nuffink though*


You'll no doubt be pissing it up and smoking in new local pub later, perhaps you'll see a telly?


I couldn't stop the Chief bloody rattlin on last night, well pissed he was, had to turn the music up so we did* Don't know how he breathes sometimes?

Just think Our Fredders when you've sold enough stuff you'll be able to pay the fee of some unqualified greedy 'Gobshite' tosser of an 'estate agent' with a pretty tie, innit.

Regards,

Fritz*

Dear Fritz,

Just chilling at the mo! Got to go the Post Office in a minute anyhow, so I can enquire.

I hope that I am in Worcester by the end of the month, but by then the World Cup will be over! I do know you follow footie! I was being silly, so nothing new there, then, hey?

Steady on the bends! Fredrik

**

Maybe you should get Mick to come round to show you which side of the tape to stick down?


Fritz von Can't face the cellar today, no time left soon, just have to get a big Jack instead wont I*

Dear Fritz,

I am lucky! I shall be dealing directly with the landlord! The last time I had dealings with an estate agaent, I.......... well it was a long story, and it was interesting when I ended up trying to persuade them to let me have money back they owed me! I am not sure direct dealing is not preferable on every level. Once you get a professional representitive to make communications on your behalf, the confussion seems to spread! Aaaargh.

Do the Cellar, and then the beer and footie will seem much more enjoyable. Nothing like the first pint after getting a sweat on!

Fredrik!

PS:

I have moved house so many times I fairly know which side of the tape is sticky! [Smiley]! Fred

Unfortunately the dump is closed soon and I have to do about 5, 2 mile trips on foot with a barrow, and i ain't in the mood to be honest Fredders old bean, as well hard as I am.

Fritz von Finished 80 text translations yesterday that have taken some 6 months to sort, so that's a reason to celebrate, pity I don't get paid though innit*

Just enjoyed a rake of weetabix (luxury here) and am just weighing up wether to go to my local for the game as I have a feeling a load of British yobs may turn up, and living here in Germany I prefer not to be surrounded by a load of English speaking idiots who can't behave themselves and insult my mates (it all rubs off you see by way of assocation) they seem to think if one is wearing an England shirt there's no holds barred*


Three blokes in speech therapy in Dublin. Female therapist says to the blokes, "If you can say where you come from without stuttering I will give you a blow job."

Sean says, "DDDDD Dublin."


Mick says, "CCCCC Cork."


Paddy says, "London."

The therapist drops to her knees and gives him blow job.


Just as Paddy is about to climax he says.........."DDDDD Derry."


That's why I like Scottish comapany too Our Fredders they generally in my experience respect their environment, or maybe I'm becoming a snob?


Goodnight*

Rubbing off, by way of association is something I understand all too well.

I am related to people here, and I am glad enough that I get along by what I know and not who!

It has been a positive problem that it is asssumed that I am fantastically well off! It leads to a wholely unjustified sense of jealousy.

I understand about the cellar. I have visitor here tomorrow, and feel that I ought to show more enthusiasm than I will for the domestic issues!

Off to the PO now. In the old days, apparently, my father had an Austin pick-up (in the early fifties, actually), which had a registration FO nnnn, which caused consenation when he went to the Royal Smithfield Agricultural Show (in Earls Court) in London. I have heard from more than one source that they were stopped by the Police, because of their registration number!

He was spoilt boy: He crashed it one day, and next day he had a brand new one, paid for by his mother. Nothing like that ever happened to me!

ATB from Fredrik

Like most pretty gutted, though Arry got it right, England's performance throughout was very poor. I think Hargreaves was man of the match personally.

Fritz von not to forget barring the hero VC worshippers on here? that 90 years ago some 20,000 Britsh troops died in one day during a ridiculous campaign (as mentioned a few days ago by yours truly) slightly worse than Nations playing football together I feel, Know what I mean Pascal? innit*



Come on you Froggies let's see some of that old magic, Brazil ain't exactly boiling yet either*

The Somme, and so what can be said. Tragedy is one that suugests no blame, for what use blame for those events now, but we should remember this, and everyone should remember each time a new War is proposed by Bush or Blair for example, that all the consequences cannot be predicted at the start.

Fredrik

Fredders. I'm afraid you're talking absolute bullshit me old slurper, if 20 British soldiers died in one day in Iraq, Blair would be history along with that excuse for a politician Wanker³ Reid.


Fritz von I'm just glad that Britain (unlike Germany) doesn't still practice National Service (they've been in Afghanistan for over 5 years by the way) Rooney got the red for pushing his Manc team mate (twice), Fergerson will be happy, though when they get back I reckon Pretty boy better watch his back big-style, cos as somebody said on here earlier, Portugal were a cheating load of gits in many respects, and that's not bad vibes, Our Arry got it right , England played crap throughout the tournament and it's lucky they're not paid by performance like Our Mick, or they'd all be bally bankrupt, innit.


Well done France, Luvvly Jubbly****

Looking to the future after Beckham's resignation as England Captain which happened a few moments ago, I feel that 'British' National teams really dont get enough time together to train because of their other club commitments. The new England manager is a brilliant professional (Cos Arry say's so) though Erikson has been paid £9 Million a year for 5 and half because he's good² ( fuck the press) too (Taxpayers money by the way Our Mick).


Fritz von I hope Beckham will play for England again (West Ham later too), Lampard or Gerrard are natural leaders in my opinion,and I think it's time for 'Britain' 'UK' to do some serious back to basics thinking, becuase on paper we should be Fuckin unbeatable, innit*

20,000 troops in one day, only 90 years afore, not too mention how many died on the other side too, if there actually was one?

Dear Fritz,

I mistook you meaning, but I was not talking rubbish for all that!

Here is a link:

Battle of the Somme

Paragraph four has the number, but I remembered that from History lessons, but my old books would not cary the weight of a modern history link...

Anyhow, Good Morning to you in Berlin!

All the best from Fredrik

Fredders me old Darlin you should fire your editor and that's a fokt*


Fritz von Read this link, these people have a serious case for humanity along with those many other variations of themes naturally too Eddie E.

Dar Frotz, I is moy pwn edotir! I am not rody to foyr mosilf! Frad

Steady on the bends! Catch ya soon! Fred

Canadan born Hargreaves was a star to be sure t'be sure, inni`*



Fritz von just read that excellent last post re: England - Portugal game, but please be AWARE ROONEY DID NOT GET A RED FOR STAMPING A GUYS GOOLIES; you did not see it becuase it did not happen, HE GOT A RED FOR PUSHING PRETTY BOY (TWICE) right in front of the REF. FACTUM³


People like Our Andy have to deal with folk's (interpretations/versions) of a scene daily, then a Judge eventually must decide, bit like penalties really., innit*

I must admit I was rather surprised that not one individual took it upon themselves to mention in this place the anniversary yesterday. Unlike Gliders in Holland, or Normandy beaches, or milk bottle alley in Belfast, or Goose Green, or Colditz, etc, etc, etc, not to mention VC's valliantly won here and there, plus this and that.

Obviously as Our Fredders pointed out nothing can bring things back (Especially damaged TT's personally kissed by Our Bullshittin� Mick), 20,000 British troops die in one day (only to be reported many many many years later dont forget??? not to mention all the other er, non British Troops (Adolf survived if you recall?) and unlike Churchill he saw real service*


Spit it oot why don't yah*

quote:

People like Our Andy have to deal with folk's (interpretations/versions) of a scene daily, then a Judge eventually must decide, bit like penalties really., innit*

The images on telly don't fib tho, do they??*

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:

quote:

People like Our Andy have to deal with folk's (interpretations/versions) of a scene daily, then a Judge eventually must decide, bit like penalties really., innit*

The images on telly don't fib tho, do they??*

You mean like some people 'saw' Wayne Rooney tread on yer man, and others like myself didn't?

It's a funny old game Our andy innit*


Regards,



Fritz von John Reid for Minister for War*

quote:

Originally posted by Mr Underhill:
It is impossible to see any humour in this.

It appears to have been written by a small minded xenophobic pillock.

Martin
Surrey, England

But Mr Overhole, surely Our Mick isn't that bad? I mean he's been attacked by dogs as a postman for her Majesty and been pensioned orf to-boot, and even went to LOndon once without even getting paid danger money, innit*

Fritz von White Aussies (in my personal experience in WA) treat Aboriginis like shit², wasn't too much better for me, but there again I'm an English waller with attitude, most of the bastards don't even know where Europe is never mind bloody Indonesia where the Abo's came from in the first place, innit, just like the Fayu*

Adam Meredith
Administrator
Posted Sun 02 July 2006 15:10
Mike - if you want to annoy the Scots - go to Kershopefoot and shout over the border.

Please stop trying to pick fights here.

My best chum who's a Jock git fro Glasgee who I rarely see, sent me an sms yesterday just after the game with his commiserations which as it appens cheered me up no end.

Fritz von Bugger won a fortune on Portugal winnin (talk about loyalty eh! Just like Our Mick straight in, gets yer bobs and oot again, sod em*


Respect*

quote:

Originally posted by Malky:
Rooney could be one of the brightest talents of his generation. However, unless he, and whoever manages him in the future, learns to control that temperament, he could easily end up as damaged goods a la Gazza.
He stamped on the bloke, come on, admit it.

There's no denying that Rooney is an agressive little sod but he keeps it in check that's why he's a professional footballer at the highest level, unlike less talented morons like er, Vinny Jones for instance. Your comments do nobody any good, and in the cold day of light 90%+ (I feel) will say that he didn't deliberatley scrape the guy (Why the hell should he?) the ref saw the double push to pretty boy and we bring emotions in where they don't belong. Wayne Rooney (as stated today also by the departing Erikson) is one in ten million, and fortunately too he's under the boot of Sir Alex. Rooney lives, sleeps, breathes football, and Alex is his God and Father, and all things being well he'll prove to be the greatest footballer Britain (barring Bestie of course) that has ever bit the cud*


Fritz von End of Sermon, now stop talking bollocks John, because it's exactly your kind of bullshit that puts innocent men/women behind bars for years on end due to stupidity and yet more stupidity, shout loud and longer and I'm right tarquers mentality and blow 'Justice' to the wind:

Yes! I think John Terry's an excellent new Captain he's hard, and he's hard, and he's one of the boys, though unlike Beck's he's clever too*

Sorry Beck's but you know what i mean John*

An old drinkin partner of mine (mentioned more than once on here) who's a Christian Jew (Messian) with both German & Israeli nationality (in his mid 60's) said to me last night that the Hollocaust actually is now being taken advantage of by the 'Israeli' Jews themselves, becuase any other nation (or people/religion) without such a 'recent' history just wouldn't get so much attention in the world press, innit`*


)I ain't sayin nuffink, I think he was pissed anyway*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:


Fredders, an ex Senior member of this forum namely, Matty Robinson who knows even more about everything in the world than even Jeremy Clarkson does, once told me that the famous Tom Dutton lived in Berlin and sold & taught cricket stuff* Apparently in 1890 a football/Cricket club was founded here called Brittania FC, later changed to Germania FC because of the Kaiser*

I liked Truman he was a Gobshite with style, just like Arry*


Respect,

Fritz von It's only Rock'n Roll but I like it Like It Yes I do*



I like it*



I like it.


Don't leave Crouch in the Lurch*