What Goes Around Comes Around: Innit:

Dear Fritz,

I thought that would be a Fred T link! You naughty man! Fredrik!

I'll see thee lad*


Aye, Fritz

I wonder when England fail miserably later this year in the EC qualification rounds if McClaren gets heckled for not being a foreigner?


Fritz von Bloody Germans and Sir Alex, innit*


Goodnight losers***

Jeeze Fritz, I think we may actually agree on football, especially on the potential of Rooney. I think I'd better go and have a lie down.

All may not be lost if McClaren sits on Venables' lap.

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Originally posted by erik scothron:

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Thought it would be a good thread to come up with the 12 on the forum -

for me (in no order)

Mandella, Desmond Tuto, Sir Bob Geldof, Sir Robert Winston, Kofi Anan, Paul Maca,

All of the above (Lord Winston is an inspired choice imo)plus HH the Dalai Lama and Dr. Jonathon Miller.

All male and English speaking, How bloody Original is that then?

Fritz von None of the above have experienced real power, therefore they dream, I would start with the English speaking male President Jimmy carter for one:

Apparently Health Trusts across the nation will be handing out wet knotted handkerchiefs to Senior Citizens (Free at source) to combat the heat wave (now that England's in Europe).


Fritz von Gordon say's it's a wonderful idea and it'll only cost the taxpayer £110 Million for minor PFI Admin costs, aaah innit nice*


No expense spared, just the ticket*

Berlin is Buzzin tonight I can tell you, personally I'd like to see a French - German final, and as I'm still not a Citizen here yet officially I'll leave it to your imaginations (If there are actually any out there that is?) who I'd like to see win? (being the best team naturally)

Fritz von I see Beardie's bankrupted the Great Western Route then*

Wiltshire pok-pies are always good for training in heatwaves I hear* I ain't sayin nuffin though John, you know me, innit***

Who can Guess when I took this one then?


This one with a cable, innit*


Fritz von Bloody Dunn & Co eh!

Late 1960s early 1970s 69-72 is my guess because it looks like a Rover car from that era and Downing street is open to the public, which closed in 1989 with big gates being installed.

Edit. Plus I went there myself in that time frame.

Beano

Well what with the Argie Ref suddenly saying he gave the red to Rooney for the first offence (I simply do not believe it) though by continually harping upon it will get nowhere either. Today being the Yanks (and Native Borns (more so) Celebration of ridding themselves of the Bastard Brits awhile back, as well as Discovery's next bash (Gods Speed Big Bird³, Cook would be amazed at you) Remember Bushy is not America, the majority can't abide his voice, never mind his 'We The American People Bullshit*'. Bayern Munich's wonderful stadium that's been up and running 'perfectly' for quite some time (Deep winter & Summer) and was started at the same time as er, Aussie PFI Wemberrrrllleeee, cost the Public purse, er Nuffink, and being finished on time, and at £200 Mirrion in contrast to £800 Mirrion & Rising (SO BLOODY FAR), quite pathetic of course though the Tories and Nevueau Labour are turning a blind eye? (Mick, care to comment?) stupid bloody greedy question Jack, I'm allright innit*



Fritz von Gorbachov was a Communist undemocratic Johnnie in the right place at the right time ( Vodka Boy being the first 'elected' lest we forget), Thatcher & Reagan were opportunists re The Wall's eventual demise, I thank The Pope JPII & Lech personally (Tjhe German's weren't in the pic either except the last minute holding back by GDR forces from above which was most commendable and should be recognised one day. *


Jimmy C, Boris, Bush Senior, Tony Benn, Mary Robinson (Maybe?) Michael Moore/Gates, Colin Powell, Bianca Jagger, (Iranian Lawyer Lady N-Prize winner), Benazir Bhutto, Burma's Real Boss, (Nelson as advisor, he's too old and tired), Gerry Adams, Richard von Weißacker*


Just for starters:

Yes Beano, I personally find that Rover model very attractive (even today & looks best in black I feel) and the 3.5 litre Jobby did nicely for all sorts of things, in the days when Police drivers were properly trained; relatively well educated & qualified (two decent O Levels will suffice) /they could read & write and converse in polite English if required)and street-wise with a certain nouse to-boot, unlike today's 'many' hero's who get a hard on every time they even hear the word firearms & its connotations, innit*



Fritz von 1975 if I recall collectly (as Magnus M. would say)

I bet Turkey are devastated over FIFA's latest decision, innit*


Well Done Yanks, Discovery looks brilliant²

I knew a Squaddie once who was so hard, that even if you downtrod him Full force in the ball's he'd still get straight up and dance a jig, of course he was Scottish, unlike most others, simply bollocks, if trodden full on (I've seen it even often as well, besides the Ref's decision is totally irellevant to the point in foot) and if it happened with force the guy would most probably be unconscious*



Fritz von I've finished my part of the rubbish, now you lot can pontificate until the European Cup in September, the Ref lied, pure and simple:


Goodnight from er, Berlin*

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Originally posted by graham55:

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Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Graham55 sounds like he watched the match on the radio.

I don't think that your guide dog properly described the fatboy's stamp.

G

If this member is really what he maintains he is
I'm bloody glad I've had no dealings with him professionally. I do not refer to his opinion, which he's naturally entitled to express, though I do refer to his attitude as a prize plonker, vindictiveness and sarcasm withouit humour or any kind of cleverness at all at all*


Fritz von Possibly he's been defrocked already, who knows John?, or like greedy Gobshite Cherie (part time Judge too of late) doesn't actually go near Criminal Law which would finish em in seconds I reckon*



Pathetic, Goodnight, again*

Let's just hope that a hot irate Gee Gee doesn't go and eat Erik the Beetroot then*

Fritz von All very quiet on the Western front this moaning*

Good Morning:

The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"


A cool 35°C here today and only a few months back we had -27°C, I just don't know how they do it in the UK, they're so damnmed organised always*

FRom Today's Pink Salmon Show !!!

Paul L
Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,447

I almost felt sorry for the Germans but managed to remind myself that the Germans are not very good at being sorry for people historically (and I'm talking only of football). To everyone's credit, I thought the sportsmanship from both sides was superb and really showed up the ill-will of Holland v Portugal, the Argentinians and other incidents of this tournament if I could remember them.

Having seen the Germans mug many Countries over the years there was something deeply satisfying in a sadistic kind of way to watch them full of hope for 118 minutes before being mugged by that curling no.3 goal and then Del Piero rubbing salt into the wound. The stadium went a bit quiet. Mind you, the Germans did themselves a lot more justice through the tournament than our team did. At least our boys can console themselves with choosing their latest mansion, car or tattoo.


'The Germans' Quite pathetic really, I see nothing from football's been learned by British so-called fans either, at least the players have actually met a few, er Germans in real life;


Good old instilled racism (stealth) keep it going for yer kids sakes*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Good Morning:

[...].

A cool 35°C here today and only a few months back we had -27°C, I just don't know how they do it in the UK, they're so damnmed organised always*

Dear Fritz,

It must be thw Saxon bit in Anglo-Saxon that does it! [Knowing Wink Smiley].

Good morning to you! From Fredrik [... the Celtic- Anglo-Saxon- Norse, general multi-ethnic mixture like most people I guess...].

Talking of Celts Our Fredders, interesting news about Sven having talks with Scotland, innit*



Fritz von Now wouldn't that be a larf, if the Jocks suddenly got rather good on the International stage!!!

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Originally posted by Steve S1:

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Its called "putting matters into perspective".

Pointing this out means that you think others lack your own sense of perspective. How arrogant.

There isn't a post or subject on the forum that passes that particular test.

Unsurprisingly I totally dissagree! as far as I'm concerned every post I've ever blessed this forum with in my own name and number are totally
in perspective and lack arrogance on all sides*


Fritz von Being the Court Jester I actually larf at all of you triple (and more) internet entities (to say personality might seem rather rude) so I wont, innit*

Fredders! me old Lech-urer, I was pleased to hear about your postal success and can I assume that it's due to Our Mick's favourite tripe- merchants finally getting their bloody act together, namely the er, IR? If this is the case, wether confirming transferring the bobs to your account, or indeed sending you a dodgey govt cheque to finance your flit to other parts could you do me/us all a favour possibly!

I have absolutely no interest in the amount etc, etc, I'd just like you to confirm on here, when it's actually cleared in your bank account, and you can acually get the cash or send it on further if you see wehat I mean?

My reasons allay to an ealier Honourable member (Brighton if I recall collectly) who happily told us all *often last year of a great win regarding a disputed er, parking fine (nothing to do with yours you understand) and his dilly-dallying about after at least 5-6 posts on my part to enquire, and for him to finally confirm that he'd actually got the money in his hands, not a letter, not a cheque, not a promise, real cash in his hands or account to be used accordingly, for some reason this very very simple question was seemingly avoided till the final Great News (which I obviously assume and believe was the case in fact?). IFA's etc, bullshit bullshit bullshit, and never get down to brass tacks (except to their advantage, and the IR aren't much different, so I'll be pleased to know Our Fredders when you~re finally sorted WITH WHAT IS AFTERALL YOUR OWN BLOODY MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE, innit_(

Don~t Fritz go on sometimes___

Regards,


Fritz von Nosey Git.

Ho-hum...

You wouldn't be sayin that Our Get's on Yer if the cheque was coming your way John!


Fritz von What with 'Himmel über Berlin' being one of my most favouritist filums of all time (only ever seen the original,many times with Peter Falk, etc, etc) and having just seen a 1998-ish Yankee remake (with Nicky Cage & Meg Ryan, etc) 'City of Angels' I was quite surprised and pleased at how true to Wenders it was (in German too though), most enjoyable I must say*


Goodnight*


Yes, A French ITI Final suits me fine too***


So anybody on here reckon they've got a free will then?

I think it was in the Met's own periodical "The Job" ! Cannie be too sure though?

We know how other brothers (Sorry forces) like to maintain impartiality, innit* Arrogance³³

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:



So anybody on here reckon they've got a free will then?

Fritz old chop,

Theres no such thing as a free will our Fritz as where there's a will there's a lawyer and we all know what that means innit*

Erik von beetroot und I prefer the yankee remake