The BBC Online Cricket commentary...
Posted by: JamieWednesday on 04 April 2007
... gets more bizarre each time
(I reckon he's p*ssed)
"Jayasuriya then shows his feminine side, angling Anderson to the long-leg boundary"
"A few Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in today, not sure which ones. I was one of those horrible kids who nagged my mum and dad to buy me some terrapins when that film came out. Me and my brothers used to attach Smurfs to their shells and race them in the living room. Robin Smith is in the crowd, what a batsman he was. One leg-bye from the over and a turn to backward-square for one by Tharanga. "
"1405 BST: Hello everyone. England have won the toss and have decided to bowl. Surprisingly, they are unchanged - there was plenty of chat beforehand suggesting Strauss might come in for Joyce and Pietersen might move up to three. Sri Lanka are also unchanged. The pitch is pretty good according to Ian Botham, with plenty of pace and bounce. This despite the fact it looks like it's had a buffalo and plough dragged straight down the middle. "
(I reckon he's p*ssed)
"Jayasuriya then shows his feminine side, angling Anderson to the long-leg boundary"
"A few Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in today, not sure which ones. I was one of those horrible kids who nagged my mum and dad to buy me some terrapins when that film came out. Me and my brothers used to attach Smurfs to their shells and race them in the living room. Robin Smith is in the crowd, what a batsman he was. One leg-bye from the over and a turn to backward-square for one by Tharanga. "
"1405 BST: Hello everyone. England have won the toss and have decided to bowl. Surprisingly, they are unchanged - there was plenty of chat beforehand suggesting Strauss might come in for Joyce and Pietersen might move up to three. Sri Lanka are also unchanged. The pitch is pretty good according to Ian Botham, with plenty of pace and bounce. This despite the fact it looks like it's had a buffalo and plough dragged straight down the middle. "