What do you buy the person who has everything?

Posted by: acad tsunami on 20 December 2006

How about one of these? Anyone got any other ideas?

'The spray begins at low pressure and increases in intensity for maximum effect. The more advanced designs also offer a pulsating massage spray'. Eek
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by Bruce Woodhouse
Yeuch!

The serious answer to the question is; a charity donation.

My wife and I are hardly in 'need' of presents, and my family are singularly incapable of buying us something simple and interesting so we ask them to make a donation on our behalf to a charity of our choosing, we do the same for all our nieces/nephews rather than either giving them money or pointless bits of garish plastic tat. I suspect they think we are odd as a result, but what the hell.

Did I hear someone say humbug?

Bruce
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by JWM
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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
How about one of these? Anyone got any other ideas?

'The spray begins at low pressure and increases in intensity for maximum effect. The more advanced designs also offer a pulsating massage spray'. Eek



Oh, Matron...
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by Chillkram
Surely the person who has everything already has a person employed to do that!
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by Jono 13
Nothing.

You give them time with people that they don't usually meet to see how others live life and enjoy it.

Jono
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by Deane F
The Toto Washlet makes The War Against Terror worth winning.
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by Steve Bull
Mick Parry.
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by Deane F
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Originally posted by Steve Bull:
Mick Parry.


I assume you mean that you can buy Mick Parry for the person who has everything - because Mick Parry can be bought...?
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by BigH47
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Did I hear someone say humbug?



I like Humbugs. But they don't make 'em like they used to...etc.
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by acad tsunami
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Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Penicillin.


LOL Brilliant.
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by Adam Meredith
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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
quote:
Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Penicillin.


LOL Brilliant.


But growing mould.
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by SteveGa

Send A Cow
Posted on: 21 December 2006 by Nick Riley
That's a very old model! My new apartment has 3 toilets, all of which wash, rinse and dry at various speeds and temperatures. Love 'em.
Posted on: 22 December 2006 by JohanR
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'The spray begins at low pressure and increases in intensity for maximum effect. The more advanced designs also offer a pulsating massage spray'.


A manual version has been in use on all toilets in Turkey for many years. Just a strategically placed manual tap...

JohanR
Posted on: 22 December 2006 by acad tsunami
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Originally posted by Nick Riley:
That's a very old model! My new apartment has 3 toilets, all of which wash, rinse and dry at various speeds and temperatures. Love 'em.


You lucky chap. I live in a mud hut and I have to do a handstand under a bucket of water! Winker