Irish Gin:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 11 July 2006
First knocked up in the early 1700's tis a good drop t'be sure, frozen cold, taken pure like Dutch Jeneva & Aquavit*
Fritz von I wonder who'll mention non Irish Gin first then?*
Posted on: 13 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Erik Old Hat, this has seemingly (openly at least) been brewing for days, and if we honestly believe it's to do with a few captured squaddies think again. Mzz Rice will have thought this out, and Uncle George has a reason to give Iran & Syria a hard time at last (Donny's Legacy) (theoretically). I was just very saddenned to see a downtrodden Shimon Perez selling his own instincts out (cos I just don't believe him, and have always viewed him as a man of honour and integrity in a mad environment, I feel that he too has succumbed to overwhemliming pressure to do otherwise) Our Benjies quiet, innee?
Fritz von I can only think of the word EGO to describe it all* and I should know*
Fritz von I can only think of the word EGO to describe it all* and I should know*
Posted on: 13 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I KNEW SOMEBODY WITH AN ego ONCE
Back to the Classroom again tomorrow, Good Gwief*
Back to the Classroom again tomorrow, Good Gwief*
Posted on: 13 July 2006 by Beano
I haven't seen the news today, but I do know Israel has bombed a runway in Lebanon. Is it possible that those kidnapped soldiers may be whisked to Iran as bargaining chips?
Beano
Beano
Posted on: 13 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Unfortunately Beano Old Chap it seems rather more serious than that, though I suspect certain Israeli individuals will be happy that the world is watching them once again (I've been accused of being an attention seeking Tourettes merchant on here many a time ( (hopefully Our Mick doesn't know any folk who suffer from it, cos I didn't ask his persmission first now that he's giving us his valuable time again)but in this case I feel it's almost a Nationwide ailment (most of the population anyway).
Fritz von Intersting to see Putin speaking live on the Beeb just now, I'd enjoy such off the cuff candidacy from Bushy and Anthony (No Hope) and I think the White House will be seeing Germany in a different light very soon too*
I ain't sayin nowt**
Fritz von Intersting to see Putin speaking live on the Beeb just now, I'd enjoy such off the cuff candidacy from Bushy and Anthony (No Hope) and I think the White House will be seeing Germany in a different light very soon too*
I ain't sayin nowt**
Posted on: 13 July 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Erik Old Hat, this has seemingly (openly at least) been brewing for days, and if we honestly believe it's to do with a few captured squaddies think again. Mzz Rice will have thought this out, and Uncle George has a reason to give Iran & Syria a hard time at last (Donny's Legacy) (theoretically). I was just very saddenned to see a downtrodden Shimon Perez selling his own instincts out (cos I just don't believe him, and have always viewed him as a man of honour and integrity in a mad environment, I feel that he too has succumbed to overwhemliming pressure to do otherwise) Our Benjies quiet, innee?
Fritz von I can only think of the word EGO to describe it all* and I should know*
Agreed. The smell of the US in all this has reached stench like proportions.
Posted on: 13 July 2006 by JonR
It always seemed a little odd to me that Israel should react with such a show of force over the kidnapping of one soldier - I can scarcely believe, however, that the US is behind it all, but then again stranger things have happened. I despair though, that Olmert has blown away any sense of goodwill that might have been engendered with the Palestinians when Sharon pulled out of Gaza.
I also find it strange that the massive Israeli operation to recover one soldier has led to the killing of at least 8 more (so I heard this morning) and the kidnapping of two others by Hezbollah
It hasn't taken much but suddenly the middle east is on the precipiece of all out war - as a Jew I despair of what my supposed spiritual homeland is doing - even more so than usual.
I also find it strange that the massive Israeli operation to recover one soldier has led to the killing of at least 8 more (so I heard this morning) and the kidnapping of two others by Hezbollah
It hasn't taken much but suddenly the middle east is on the precipiece of all out war - as a Jew I despair of what my supposed spiritual homeland is doing - even more so than usual.
Posted on: 14 July 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Fritz,
I am sure that most would share my real wish that everything works out well for your nephew. Bless you...
Fredrik
I am sure that most would share my real wish that everything works out well for your nephew. Bless you...
Fredrik
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
ariegur
Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 380
Quote:
Greg: And what about Lebanese prisoner capture during incursions?
They were a threat to Israel. You want me to be ashamed because of my words:
"In my account kidnapping of 2 soldiers from our territory and murdering another 8 soldiers = killing of 50,000 " so I'm sure that you are not justifying murder of dozens of Israeli citizens and firing hundreds of missiles from Lebanon to Israel - since we left the country - because of 5 prisoners ?????
Who would have thought it eh?
Borrowed from the Pink Salmon Show where real men and women fight over real issues to the death*
Fritz von I'm glad they're not on here they look well scary, innit!
Apparently though Our Arye is well pleased that he learned the basics on this forum afore legging it up the ladder it cos nobody would have taken his comments seriously otherwise*
You know me!
Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 380
Quote:
Greg: And what about Lebanese prisoner capture during incursions?
They were a threat to Israel. You want me to be ashamed because of my words:
"In my account kidnapping of 2 soldiers from our territory and murdering another 8 soldiers = killing of 50,000 " so I'm sure that you are not justifying murder of dozens of Israeli citizens and firing hundreds of missiles from Lebanon to Israel - since we left the country - because of 5 prisoners ?????
Who would have thought it eh?
Borrowed from the Pink Salmon Show where real men and women fight over real issues to the death*
Fritz von I'm glad they're not on here they look well scary, innit!
Apparently though Our Arye is well pleased that he learned the basics on this forum afore legging it up the ladder it cos nobody would have taken his comments seriously otherwise*
You know me!
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Chillkram
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:quote:Originally posted by Beano:
He's was sent back to school on Friday and probably got detention or lines to do!
Beano
I've never taken Cocaine in my life John*
Fritz von I've always thought that drinking brandy and whisky on the same evening shows a lot about a person, innit*
And normality is restored!
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Incredibly intensive day at school yesterday, 7 hours straight (30 min break). On Thursday evening I spoke to my (other boss) who gave me the details, and amusingly (only to me) the lecturer's name Frau Moron (It's true honest) sounds French Dunnit?
Well! After a terrible night's non-sleep due to the intense heat, I rolled across town to an area I haven't seen in over 20 years (the Wall was still up then) (Remember the Wall? Those Easty Beasties deliberatley put it up to inspire Pink Floyd to make a fortune).
To cut a long story long, I rolled into what I thought would be an "Eyes down Fritz and get on with it and out Jobbie) into an unbelievably well kitted out full- on College situ with all the latest trimmings (Only 19" flatscreens here Chaps and loads of the buggers) (Too big for my rucksack, Wot?)(Might have to send the Chief down to investigate later tonight, I ain't sayin nuffink).
Ended up having a one on one all day with a young (25 ish) absolutely intense and beautiful young Lady who initially (I must admit) took me awhile to dicipline myself & not ogle (I just couldn't believe it was just the two of us- 5 weeks on) (song or what?). After we'd introduced ourselves it was straight down to business (German Grammer Pure, New Rules etc They put capital letters in the middle of sentences etc, it drives one nuts, and that's just the start) and after she'd seen my CV and the low standard of my written German (Dictation (first time ever) 'write yer bastard, then I'll check it, Red dots all over the bloody page so there was') (Lucky it wasn't Ingrish innit !!!)
She really put me through my paces I can tell you, and I was seriously glad when she said I could leave (I knew she that was knackered too, she just didn't stop, she was quite brilliant in fact) but not to forget the homework for next Friday. I'm well aware this is quite a fortunate situation on my part (just imagine the private cost?) (learning-wise, even though she's an absolute cracker³ I'm not into anything under 35 (27) to be honest, and she's an excellent teacher which is more to the point)
and besides that there are no other distractions (Imagine 'All of You! Even Our Mick' Having to go to full on English Lan Lessons again (I don't mean silly work related courses & long lunches (been there done it a thousand times), I mean full on as in school as a teenager, and you concentrtate 100% or God help you).
Lots of homework (which I'll look at tomorrow) last night was pretty heavy due to this and that, Phew.
Fritz Von Thank you Fredders etc, but as I said I unfortunately simply have to wait for news (good or bad) it's the price one pays for being a Free man with no ties (including Family) which as Our Erik & Lance Jack Partly-Manly may possibly know is a pre-requisite to being this and that, innit*
Money for Nothing****
Well! After a terrible night's non-sleep due to the intense heat, I rolled across town to an area I haven't seen in over 20 years (the Wall was still up then) (Remember the Wall? Those Easty Beasties deliberatley put it up to inspire Pink Floyd to make a fortune).
To cut a long story long, I rolled into what I thought would be an "Eyes down Fritz and get on with it and out Jobbie) into an unbelievably well kitted out full- on College situ with all the latest trimmings (Only 19" flatscreens here Chaps and loads of the buggers) (Too big for my rucksack, Wot?)(Might have to send the Chief down to investigate later tonight, I ain't sayin nuffink).
Ended up having a one on one all day with a young (25 ish) absolutely intense and beautiful young Lady who initially (I must admit) took me awhile to dicipline myself & not ogle (I just couldn't believe it was just the two of us- 5 weeks on) (song or what?). After we'd introduced ourselves it was straight down to business (German Grammer Pure, New Rules etc They put capital letters in the middle of sentences etc, it drives one nuts, and that's just the start) and after she'd seen my CV and the low standard of my written German (Dictation (first time ever) 'write yer bastard, then I'll check it, Red dots all over the bloody page so there was') (Lucky it wasn't Ingrish innit !!!)
She really put me through my paces I can tell you, and I was seriously glad when she said I could leave (I knew she that was knackered too, she just didn't stop, she was quite brilliant in fact) but not to forget the homework for next Friday. I'm well aware this is quite a fortunate situation on my part (just imagine the private cost?) (learning-wise, even though she's an absolute cracker³ I'm not into anything under 35 (27) to be honest, and she's an excellent teacher which is more to the point)
and besides that there are no other distractions (Imagine 'All of You! Even Our Mick' Having to go to full on English Lan Lessons again (I don't mean silly work related courses & long lunches (been there done it a thousand times), I mean full on as in school as a teenager, and you concentrtate 100% or God help you).
Lots of homework (which I'll look at tomorrow) last night was pretty heavy due to this and that, Phew.
Fritz Von Thank you Fredders etc, but as I said I unfortunately simply have to wait for news (good or bad) it's the price one pays for being a Free man with no ties (including Family) which as Our Erik & Lance Jack Partly-Manly may possibly know is a pre-requisite to being this and that, innit*
Money for Nothing****
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Chillkram
Good to have you back Fritz. Padded Cell is not quite the same without you.
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
After meeting a rather gorgeous young Jewish Princess (28ish) the other day with hair so black it almost burnt who's at Stanford at present doing her PHD, though is unfortunately American, I almost rang her just now to invite her to my local's annual birthday party shindig tonight.
Fritz von Then Stupidly I realised that although I was there last night and can always run a tab (As one does) traditionally party night is an all cash affair where the Boss keeps away,and students etc run the show and it's no holds barred so to speak, we take our own cullinary creations along too (No Deaths to-date)(The Chief's Missus always knocks up a reasonable Ruby God Bless her). Yes Fritz realised he has no cash to hand, though all bills are paid etc, etc (not even any plonk in the bleedin hoose) and my account's clean too!" Wotta Bummer Innit, Spose I'll just have to stay here and dream about being a successful consultant one day, cos I'm certainly not going to borrow from any John, innit not for a piss up with a beauty Queen from New England who's Daddy owns a >Brewery+++ anyway; Would You?*
Wow It feels like I never left the forum for a second, innit*
Our Tom agrees, just like the All White Jury**
Fritz von Then Stupidly I realised that although I was there last night and can always run a tab (As one does) traditionally party night is an all cash affair where the Boss keeps away,and students etc run the show and it's no holds barred so to speak, we take our own cullinary creations along too (No Deaths to-date)(The Chief's Missus always knocks up a reasonable Ruby God Bless her). Yes Fritz realised he has no cash to hand, though all bills are paid etc, etc (not even any plonk in the bleedin hoose) and my account's clean too!" Wotta Bummer Innit, Spose I'll just have to stay here and dream about being a successful consultant one day, cos I'm certainly not going to borrow from any John, innit not for a piss up with a beauty Queen from New England who's Daddy owns a >Brewery+++ anyway; Would You?*
Wow It feels like I never left the forum for a second, innit*
Our Tom agrees, just like the All White Jury**
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Adam Meredith:quote:Originally posted by Chillkram:
Adam
I consider myself admonished for my l***uage!
Mark
You know I have a "thing" about **s. Not in thread titles, I would suggest.
Get back to work Meredith I don't pay you to stand around gossiping and forwarding spurious rumours, we've got a show to run here in case you've forgotten Man, innit*
Management:
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
Thanks, Rich.
I'm not too keen on the weaponry side either, but it does give the job an edge.
Reheat?Our cousins across the pond call it afterburn. Fuel is sprayed into the jet exhaust where it spontaneously ignites and gives a lot more power. Very thirsty but effective. And gives those lovely long flames!
Tony
I had a cousin who used to work for Airfix as well John strangely enough*
Fritz von What a small world innit:
Typhoon makes great tea*
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Adam Meredith
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I don't pay you
NOW you tell me.
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Mick P
Adam
Fritz pays for nobody, in fact the reverse is true.
Regards
Mick
Fritz pays for nobody, in fact the reverse is true.
Regards
Mick
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I wonder if the whole country of Israel was transported to say Rhode Island, where it got on great with the Yanks and the Canadans initially just how long it would be before problems arose?
Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffink John*
Avenu*
Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffink John*
Avenu*
Posted on: 15 July 2006 by u5227470736789439
quote:Originally posted by Chillkram:
Good to have you back Fritz. Padded Cell is not quite the same without you.
Quite agree. Fredrik
Posted on: 16 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I wonder how the non Jewish Israeli servicemen are feeling just now?
Fritz von I'd better be careful what I say though or I might be branded a 'Racist' once again on here for not towing the official agenda-line, innit*
Fritz von I'd better be careful what I say though or I might be branded a 'Racist' once again on here for not towing the official agenda-line, innit*
Posted on: 16 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Without wishing to state the bleedin obvious, but when one considers that the Bloody Sunday investigation is still rolling on (with those still living that is! including three Judges down the road) at a cost to the British taxpayer to-date being an estimated £700 Million (Yes you did read correctly) it seems pretty certain that a Country will protect the integrity and moral of its armed servants at all costs (in peactime), dunnit.
Tomorrow; as has already been widely er, leaked/reported the findings of the IPCC's so-called independent inquiry into the Stockwell 'fuck up' accident, whatever one wishes to call it! will almost certainly result in no individuals being charged with murder/Manslaughter, unlawfull killing etc, etc (joint resposibility). These inquiries are simply a total waste of time and money (Hutton etc, included) and should be stopped forthwith in my opinion.
Fritz von Forest Gate looks nice lately I hear*
Tomorrow; as has already been widely er, leaked/reported the findings of the IPCC's so-called independent inquiry into the Stockwell 'fuck up' accident, whatever one wishes to call it! will almost certainly result in no individuals being charged with murder/Manslaughter, unlawfull killing etc, etc (joint resposibility). These inquiries are simply a total waste of time and money (Hutton etc, included) and should be stopped forthwith in my opinion.
Fritz von Forest Gate looks nice lately I hear*
Posted on: 16 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Isn't it interesting how somebody can read something on this forum for example, then forward it to another party totally out of context, with that other party not actually reading the post in question, then suddenly it's classed as el-Factum, innit?
Fritz von Nothing new there then*
Glad to see that Our Mick missed me recently too (all of 24 hours, must be a record!)*
Fritz von Nothing new there then*
Glad to see that Our Mick missed me recently too (all of 24 hours, must be a record!)*