Irish Gin:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Soon Be Christmas

For goodness' sake Friiz,

I don't need anything alse to depress me; life was good today, but the thought that another flaming year-end is that close is more than I can stand.

Kindest regards to you , dear Fritz, from Fredrik

I honestly can't remember the last time I ate in a restaurant, it totally escapes me, innit. I was totally shocked & stunned at the Stockwell er, report weren't you?


Fritz von It seems my Nephew's out of Danger at present (just got news from 3 days ago via post) so I assume the lad will go uphill from there on? I really cannie say to much at this stage, as I don't know myself, aren't modern communications wonderful, I ain't sayin nuffink, I only know how I'd deal with things if the tables were turned*


Fredders Old Bean, Christmas in Poland is quite something worth experiencing, Norway in comparison is Dull, Dull, Dull, believe me*

Not long now*


I wonder if Our Mick's getting round Mrs Mick's feet yet then?

I was both relieved and amused to learn that not only had the Hebrew texts I'd sent to UK recently finally arrived at it's appointed destination, but that the bookshop label (my local Chap) which had been pasted on the front much to my annoyance at the time, cos I couldn't remove it without damaging the cover (very nice one too) was actually on the back, cos the Old Jews do everything back to front, innit*


Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffink though, totally true Chaps, now would I lie to You?

P.S. My experience of the 'British/English' in restaurants (abroad or at home ) is frightening to say the least, so I'm fairly glad I live here on that score really, know what I mean? bet you do, but nobody'll be honest enough to say*

That doesn't apply to my Brentwood etc crowd (they know who they are) by the way, as one thing I'm sure I could never justifiably be accused of, and that's being a SNOB, innit*

Fritz von Always wipe yer hooter on the table cloth first Son, especially in Belgium*

And don't Burp, they only like silent but deadly's there with the sweet*

I hope Israel likes Iraq's Governmet then?

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Originally posted by Rockingdoc:
I find myself in complete agreement with Mr Parry again (God, I must be getting old). Only a fool would seek (or give) serious medical advice on a hi-fi forum.

Obviously! Perhaps we should talk about people overeating in restaurants and dying of obesity related ailments instead? Our Mick's points were 'emphasised' purely because he knows somebody personally who's affected by it, and no other reason as far as I can see, ie, Mick Mick Mick. The advice aspect is a front, to non-argument through boredom and lack of imagination (as per usual), otherwise we'd have hundreds of posts by concerned Mr P regarding, Aids, Cancer, Floaty eyes, Heart disease, piles, ingrown toenails, MS, Alzheimers, etc, etc, etc, not to mention athlete's foot.


Fritz von Getting it right as per usual, innit*

If Our Mick took my lead for instance he could soon very well be a far finer person within himself*

It is a highly fascinating subject Our Malky, with many aspects and levels, which in the past (like many other non er 'NORMAL ???' conditions was punished severly as being devillish etc (left handedness quite recently for instance) the word Sinister derives from it if I recall). I did an OU foundation course in Psychology in the 80's here, but had to stop because of finances (it wasn't recognised as a proper Uni so I got no tax relief etc) (Not really! I was just too daft and egoistic, well so the Chief reckons anyway). I studied OCD (which I realised I myself had to a certain level and which I'll not go into in detail on here). Families have a marvellous way of exagerating. taking things totally out of proportion, or totally hushing things up, another advantage of being a one man band (I don't mean that in anyway as a criticism you understand).

Fritz von Good Old Ignorance usually wins everytime it seems (one marvellous 'Constant²' in Human history/evolution innit)*


Touch Wood*



You know me.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I studied OCD (which I realised I myself had to a certain level and which I'll not go into in detail on here).
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Fritz, I would never have guessed.

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Originally posted by Malky:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I studied OCD (which I realised I myself had to a certain level and which I'll not go into in detail on here).
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Fritz, I would never have guessed.

My books came from Brighton if I recall, and I'll ignore any possiblöe attempts on your part at sarcasm for fear of being classed paranoid and will take the comments unusually as being neutrally honestly observant, giving you room to elorborate if you wish (It's not an issue for me Old China)* Being an occassional poster on this forum which some would call slightly manic or whatever; and I'd quite agree actually some folk on here simply do not know when to stop talking utter verbal pooh, innit*


Fritz von As Stalin was a prize Git who saved his Country, so did Saddam against Iran, remember Millions upon Millions died using weapons from as far away er, Britain, America, China, Russia, er, Israel and France & Sweden naturally, but that was last Century wunnit, ages ago, What! it must have been well after the end of the Vietnam War, 20 years perhaps, terrible*

it helps them deal with other people - it may help them to be more tolerant.

People directly involved would be involving professional help anyway and not relying on the goings on on this place. However they would probably appreciate the greater understanding/tolerance shown to them as a result of these discussions.[/QUOTE]

Pity you didn't apply that logic to your Beloved BA Staff (or ex) when you were bullshittin full on last year over the strike action Our Delboy.


Fritz von Nothing personal Son but this man's memory is Cosmic so think before you write*

I was personally put onto Tom Heatherwick earlier for the very first time by somebody with influence over me

Yes my Bank Manager*

Isn't this one of Our Erik's Chaps?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I'll ignore any possiblöe attempts on your part at sarcasm for fear of being classed paranoid and will take the comments unusually as being neutrally honestly observant
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Fritzy, your continued deployment of sagacity is nothing less that an inspiration to us all.
God bless yer xx

WHAT THE FUCK'S IT GOT TO DO WITH HER?

Never having ever even got one question right in the Private Eye Crossword (The Chief knocks it orf with his lids closed, I really don't know how he does it I'm sure?) Sagacity is surely something one stuffs with onion into a Christmas Turkey is it not Burnhard?

Perhaps it's related to that BBC thing that thinks it's clever in contradicting Blair on air in so-called interviews (I'm waiting for Reid after a few nippys to get going and show his real bully boy dangerous colours, Cos that's what he really is Chaps make no mistake, he's not hard, he's daft and violent), which as we know Blair would wipe the floor with him intellectually & argumentally (with G & T's to-hand too, without pulling Rank, and in Private)(as would Our Cherie, but that's another matter entirely, she'd have half of Merseyside behind her anyway)*


Come on Our Jack, it's nearly time Lad*

Having just looked at the thread re: slagging off German motors, I truly wonder what the motive is? I personally (as is well known) don't give a Monkey's toss about cars generally; though know what I find attractive & Pretty etc, and do hold a valid German licence to-boot. Germany being the biggest exporter of quality goods on Earth wether it be trains, transformers or cars, etc, etc (even with massive unemployment). (I don't recall seeing British cars ever being built in Germany or Europe for that matter) and believe me I'm no Parry protectionist merchant as has been very very very³ well recorded on here. The person who complained/whinged about being advised to renew his/her belt-thingy, could he/she possibly tell us actually 'WHO' advised them/him/her to actually renew this Oh so important poor quality belt-thingy, then we might possibly get somwhere, or is it a Telepathic Quiz of some esoteric State secret sort?


Fritz von And you know them sorts don't yah!

Lose £50 then put another £50 in to get it back*

Then all of a sudden it's a Monkey John**

Just watching a local undercover news thingy where they send 14 year olds in to a supermarket etc, to buy Alcopos and stuff* One thinks differently here re: booze for kids, though obviously the results are the same (and it's classed as an illness/disease here when out of control). Legally kids can buy wine based stuff at 16, and schnapps (vodka etc, at 18), though the second is 4 times dearer and circa 3,5% wine stuff is circa €0,65 a bottle and rolls in at er, 5,5% on average, smooth marketing what?


Fritz von Maybe I'm amazed (NOT)*


Goodnight*

I wonder why er, specialist er, fírearms Officers in er, Jo-Burg, New York, Chicago, Toronto, Melbourne, Israel, Dublin, The Whole of Poxy Europe (West & East) Brazil, Africa's 50 countries, Argentina, etc, etc, bleedin etc, don't adopt the obvious sane Policy of the Metropolitan Police force (London) and other er, highly trained firearms specialists throughout the UK and Swindon in respect of shooting to kill suspected suicide bombers?


Fritz von We wont mention Belfast & Iraq, Fucking Pathetic Non - Argument, Get it Fucking Right*

As I said many times afore "There is no Official Shoot to Kill Policy, Nor ever has been"

Give em all two O Levels and start again*

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Originally posted by Tam:

quote:

Originally posted by Rockingdoc:
The problem with hand washing dishes is that, unless particularly obsessional about rinsing, you are left with a detergent residue which is now thought to be carcinogenic. Just to cheer you up

So I'm using more energy AND I'm going to die. Great! Better go and listen to some music on my system (that's been switched on all day!).

regards, Tam

Highland diffikilt to take any of this seriously Jim unless you mean mild green fairy liquid O'course, but the gist is pathetic all the same me Auld Angus*

Bon Soir! Fritz von But Mummy Why are your hands so soft? Cos I'm 15 yer daft Wee bint so shut yer trap or Ai'll tan yee heid*

I think that Tarquer's has done exceedingly well with his numbers thread, it's certainly a very fine thread indeed creating lots of attention and activity, he must be very proud of it*


Fritz von Shocked & Awed



Fine Australian Humour!

That was a rather robust statement on the old switch off thread Fredders Old Bean, I bet you're murder when you've had a couple*


Fritz von Mr Parry wanted it off for personal reasons not for moral ones* (REPET☺

Dear Fritz,

When I have a had a few I get very mellow! But there are times when I run a tad short of patience! Not often, but it can happen.

The heat is too bad again, and it has actually made me feel a bit ill! Like, hung over without the cause!

All the best from Fredrik