True Truths 6�:

Arry Potter

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Arry Potter

Sewn up

Dear old Hans is looking good for 76.

Or is this Mick with a mike?



Keep yer bowels open in festive fashion.

Ebeneezer.

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
The time limit is necessary – to prevent unmoderated posts being substituted for old posts – and “chaos” ensues.

Bit like New Labour really Our Adam then, innit?


Happy Pudding(s), Fritz

Fritzy,

It's "Chanukah" !!

Season's greetings to you out there in downturn Charlottenburg me old mucker

Cheers,

Jon

Same to you Johnboy, and Cheers! I wasn't sure which wersion to use, innit

Sorry to be the pedant but there are many "acceptable" ways to name the Festival of Lights.

Chanuka
Chanukah
Chanukkah
Channukah
Hanukah
Hannukah
Hanukkah
Hanuka
Hanukka
Hanaka
Haneka
Hanika
Khanukkah

(Source: http://www.holidays.net/chanukah/spelling.htm)

Light a candle for it is sunset on the first day of (insert desired version).

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Originally posted by Martin D:
what goes clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG?
an amish drive by shooting

I'm rather surprised that a very recent issue of Lord Gnome's tasty pamphlet didn't actually name it's source for above pun/cartoon? ie, Taken from Naim-Audio Padded Cell internet Forum, but you know me, I ain't sayin nuffink, innit


Our Nime's a Festival of Light Ales Man methinks!

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Chanuka
Chanukah
Chanukkah
Channukah
Hanukah
Hannukah
Hanukkah
Hanuka
Hanukka
Hanaka
Haneka
Hanika
Khanukkah

Heineken?

I could have sworn Maria's Merry Christmas thread was here too?

Must be the new emancipated forum PC game then!

ehheheheheheheeh

When you think of the arrogance of the mysterious doner some months ago paying an protesting Old Age Pensioners fine in England to release her from prison (for her refusal to pay a Council Tax increase), not because she couldn't pay, but because she wouldn't on princible, and with the recent arrogance of an elderly Lady who too, decided to avoid months of unwanted pain waiting for an NHS op, and go to France under her own steam and money to get a hip sorted (well publicised) out, and now wont be refunded (still open?), it all makes for great Christmas reading doesn't it?

Patsy Hewitt, goggled eyed dizzy Health Sec, who sits next to Our Tony often nodding her head like a dog in the back window of a car, will be soon eagre no doubt to explain to the nation why with her latest little bill of £100 Million, the NHS is now a proud £ 720 Million in the red , and interest rising daily, it almost makes one want to be a highly paid (taxpayers dosh) PFI 'fair-playing field' Consultant doesn't it, and I unfortunately don't mean the Medical kind, innit


Good Morning, nearly Tsunami hysteria memorial time & Where's Blairs promised dosh then? hardly worth even bothering to ask I feel

Merry Christmas Mr. Fritz and may the New Year bring you: good heath, love, happiness, and wealth (if you want).

I look forward to reading your threads in 2006,

Kindest Regards,
Brian

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Our Nime's a Festival of Light Ales Man methinks!

L'eau contrary sport! If god had meant us to drink fizzy wasser he would never have given us the Bishop's Finger.

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Originally posted by Lapdog:
Merry Christmas Mr. Fritz and may the New Year bring you: good heath, love, happiness, and wealth (if you want).

I look forward to reading your threads in 2006,

Kindest Regards,
Brian

Most kind Brian, and I expect that you have a similar scene outside to the one I've just woken up to, ie, a beautiful white Christmas, and there's Charlie all over the bloody place so there is! (Sorry, wrong script), No! a thick layer of 'the right kind of snow' for those British firms like Derailtrack & Excons, and amazingly enough for most of Eastern Europe, as I'm sure is also the case in deepest darkest Canadia & Benfleet, where the trains always run, and leaves are meer needles in the snow

Regards, Fritz von BloodycoldturkeyIhateitwith apassionofalmostChristianproprtionsinnit

Lizzy's looking well too, ain't she John!

Nice one Nime, though I'll have to check out that Danish stuff, didn't quite get it Clive



I wonder if Our Luigi's still on the piss? hehehehehehehehehe

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I'll have to check out that Danish stuff, didn't quite get it Clive

Then try Willemoes Ale. On second thoughts don't.
Denmark's ecologically approved defense system.
The Monty Python lethal warfare joke turned liquid.

You've double whammied me Nime me Old soak, I actually mean't the first two words of your sentence, which I now read obviously as Belgian, as I'm slowly waking up John. The Chief has just spontaneously (combusted) no; rung up and invited Moir round later for their left-overs, I mean would you want Berlin Fritz at your table, I ask you, besides I have this day set aside to write some long serious letters at last, innit ?

I'm afraid to say I find 'ALL Scandinavian & French Beer' absolute Shite², and with all due respect, I've tasted quite a lot of it too, innit

P.S. I've sorted out my new year love scenario, as I now proudly possess two mirrors instead of the previous one

Get wrecked fast Elephant/Special Brew (same thing) are amazing examples I reckon (and I'm afraid they contain chemicals that give one mind blowing hangovers) bit the like the French apples in Strongbow I suppose, as Our Cavvers kindly infoamed me:

Well, if you place two mirrors edge to edge at right angles to each other then you see yourself as others see you. On second thoughts...

Turkey's nearly dead, snow-cooled beer on balcony, a few bottles of Penny red, vodka in freezer. Glorious view of the snow-capped Funkturm and autobahn. If that ain't enough to convince then I don't know what is. I've even got a computer.

Bis bald?

The commandering chief

There's a rumour (only a rumour mind !) that Our Mick & Our Matt are going to jointly take over the mangement of Southampton FC, well I'll be beavered, innit

Mr Toy's gonna be the Head Coach (or taxi, whatever you prefer)

I only heard this morning on the Wild Service for the first time that some 35,000 Burmese black workers were amongst the Tsunami missing, who'd been working in Thailand. None of these people are recorded either in Burma, or Thailand (in contrast with most of the others), and now many more are returning as they must. I suppose if one considers that most of the Tourists are European & Yank/Aus, bringing hard cash to the region, it's quite a shame that these people should just dissapear off of the face of the planet so conveniently, until the next lot arrive to be exploited beyond belief again, shame really, innit

I've always liked the Aussie system for black workers where they still have a tax-file number etc, and are generally left alone by the govt etc (seasonal farm workers etc, like Polish here who pick asparagus for instance):

My compliments to the Chief:


Brrrp

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Originally posted by Yo-yo Master:
Oh yeah? Are you sure you want a neighbour who blocks your driveway when you need to get to office for an important 8 o'clock meeting AND YOU'VE ALREADY TOLD HER THREE TIMES NOT TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I'm quite relaxed about it actually, just one of those things really.

Steve

I feel that if I personally 'asked' her once as my neighbour then that would suffice, if not I would simply destroy her car in front of her family