Speeding on the M1 in England:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 20 May 2005
I thought it'be nice to start another 20+ pages of cul-de-sacs, innit.
Fritz Von Flying is cheaper
Fritz Von Flying is cheaper
They'll certainly work for young Einstein there in my supermarket when the cops look at the inhouse magic eye later on, innit.
Fritz Von Police Speed/Radar traps are actually mentioned here daily on the radio, ie, where they will be, and this has proven to work, in contrast to British mentality (official) we'll get em even if it causes an accident ? Placebo Camera's etc, are also usefull (so long as it's kept secret obviously) Cardboard tanks for all Armys; that's what I say, I didn't get where I am today by causing unnessesary car incidents, often ending fatally, innit
Fritz Von Police Speed/Radar traps are actually mentioned here daily on the radio, ie, where they will be, and this has proven to work, in contrast to British mentality (official) we'll get em even if it causes an accident ? Placebo Camera's etc, are also usefull (so long as it's kept secret obviously) Cardboard tanks for all Armys; that's what I say, I didn't get where I am today by causing unnessesary car incidents, often ending fatally, innit
Some interesting points there Steve from a proffesional drivers point of view, it really doesn't look too promising does it old Son ? Not much point in starting a mobile school then, where you could teach brats, and eat the miles.
Fritz Von I hear Münich's good, though beer here is better (honnist ! as well as much cheaper)that's why they all come here on a regular basis, innit John. Cheers, first bottle to be cracked very soon´cos it ain't arf ot mum
Fritz Von I hear Münich's good, though beer here is better (honnist ! as well as much cheaper)that's why they all come here on a regular basis, innit John. Cheers, first bottle to be cracked very soon´cos it ain't arf ot mum
A very nice drop indeed Sir, I'm still suffering the old Bud as I'm confined to barracks at the moment, innit.
Fritz Von Yeah, I mean to take a look at the station sometime too, they brilliantly do staem excursions that run better than Beardies bleedin wirgin on the whatever line
Fritz Von Yeah, I mean to take a look at the station sometime too, they brilliantly do staem excursions that run better than Beardies bleedin wirgin on the whatever line
...as I've said before it all boils down to money... 
andy c!
andy c!
Very profound Andy, go and have a cold pint Mister Taxi home naturally:
Taxi home naturally:fritz,
had one already matey - and I deserved one...been takin complaints all day
still, can't have everything (except a stella!!)
andy c! von ya pay for it one way or another - but like big brother - u decide!
had one already matey - and I deserved one...been takin complaints all day
still, can't have everything (except a stella!!)
andy c! von ya pay for it one way or another - but like big brother - u decide!
Steve
a) Cars numbers expand to fill every available space. Gridlock is a reality.
b) Traffic cameras produce income [only] from idiots. (Not from law-abiding citizens)
c) Cycling is faster than driving in many cities. This was as true in the 60's as it is true today. They should pay cyclists to cycle in town centres. "That'll be sick squid for using the high street in your car matey! You can hand it to any passing cyclist. Next?"
d) Walking is faster over reasonable distances than driving in many city centres. Yet most prefer to sit in a comfortable car to have their nervous breakdown at the traffic queues which impede their progress and make them fat. Forgetting that they themselves contribute to the queues. As does their wife, teenage son, teenage daughter, granny and grandad and piece of totty from the office. Oh I forgot, she cycles to work.
e) They gutted most of the decent town centres to make way for the bløødy car.
f) Congestion is worse now than it was the day they opened the gutted historical town centres to make way for the car. But only for as long as it took the mayor to drive round in their stretched limo with a police escort to protect them from the disbelieving populace. There were queues then and there are queues now. Nothing has really changed except that a few smart guys made a bløødy fortune gutting the cities we knew and loved.
g) If they expand the roads to allow more cars to queue on there wil be no town centre buildings left to live and shop in.
h) Taxis should be allowed to use bus lanes. Yeah!
i) Bus lanes should be removed completely and immediately and replaced by double width cycle lanes. Woohoo!
j) The obvious answer is to close city centres completely to all traffic except pedestrians, free electric busses, electric delivery vehicles, hybrid electric/hydrogen taxies and all human powered vehicles.
k) All diesels are shit-awful and twice as noisy and should not be allowed on the roads at all. That includes busses! You'd have to work damn hard to design and make a less appealing vehicle for "public" transport. It took real skill and decades of intensive research to achieve the present awfulness that are busses! Diesel cars, vans and lorries seem not to have starter motors so must be left running continuously once they get them started. (It's my world too!)
l) There is no cause for an "artic" to be delivering a small consignment to a supermarket in the town or city. Yet every town centre is jammed with the things delivering a few packages to small shops and businesses. Ban the bløødy things already!
m) The supermarkets thrive by getting in our way on the roads, making us do our own shopping in their football-field sized display stadia and then make us wait in long queues to pay for the items we selected. For god's sake why do we let them do it to us? Supermarkets are primarily responsible for today's congestion! Nobody else carries so much blame! They took away our corner shops, our high street and backstreet specialist shops with their decades of in-depth knowledge. Even the post offices, banks, bakers, cycle shops, hardware shops and chemists are going now to be replaced by an insipid and incredibly limited choice of cheap Chinese shite on a display rack.
n) Now they have the nerve to move out of town centres to larger and much cheaper premises with a carpark so large that it gives you the most excercise you'll get all day just walking to the shop entrance. It also leads to global warming as that vast area of tarmac hits 150 degrees on a sunny day. Would avenues of shade trees be asking too much?
It all ensures that we have to drive miles just to eat their sickly Roundup contaminated shit and to buy their recycled, re-bleached & repackaged bog paper from some Brazilian shanty town!
o) ?
Nime
a) Cars numbers expand to fill every available space. Gridlock is a reality.
b) Traffic cameras produce income [only] from idiots. (Not from law-abiding citizens)
c) Cycling is faster than driving in many cities. This was as true in the 60's as it is true today. They should pay cyclists to cycle in town centres. "That'll be sick squid for using the high street in your car matey! You can hand it to any passing cyclist. Next?"
d) Walking is faster over reasonable distances than driving in many city centres. Yet most prefer to sit in a comfortable car to have their nervous breakdown at the traffic queues which impede their progress and make them fat. Forgetting that they themselves contribute to the queues. As does their wife, teenage son, teenage daughter, granny and grandad and piece of totty from the office. Oh I forgot, she cycles to work.
e) They gutted most of the decent town centres to make way for the bløødy car.
f) Congestion is worse now than it was the day they opened the gutted historical town centres to make way for the car. But only for as long as it took the mayor to drive round in their stretched limo with a police escort to protect them from the disbelieving populace. There were queues then and there are queues now. Nothing has really changed except that a few smart guys made a bløødy fortune gutting the cities we knew and loved.
g) If they expand the roads to allow more cars to queue on there wil be no town centre buildings left to live and shop in.
h) Taxis should be allowed to use bus lanes. Yeah!
i) Bus lanes should be removed completely and immediately and replaced by double width cycle lanes. Woohoo!
j) The obvious answer is to close city centres completely to all traffic except pedestrians, free electric busses, electric delivery vehicles, hybrid electric/hydrogen taxies and all human powered vehicles.
k) All diesels are shit-awful and twice as noisy and should not be allowed on the roads at all. That includes busses! You'd have to work damn hard to design and make a less appealing vehicle for "public" transport. It took real skill and decades of intensive research to achieve the present awfulness that are busses! Diesel cars, vans and lorries seem not to have starter motors so must be left running continuously once they get them started. (It's my world too!)
l) There is no cause for an "artic" to be delivering a small consignment to a supermarket in the town or city. Yet every town centre is jammed with the things delivering a few packages to small shops and businesses. Ban the bløødy things already!
m) The supermarkets thrive by getting in our way on the roads, making us do our own shopping in their football-field sized display stadia and then make us wait in long queues to pay for the items we selected. For god's sake why do we let them do it to us? Supermarkets are primarily responsible for today's congestion! Nobody else carries so much blame! They took away our corner shops, our high street and backstreet specialist shops with their decades of in-depth knowledge. Even the post offices, banks, bakers, cycle shops, hardware shops and chemists are going now to be replaced by an insipid and incredibly limited choice of cheap Chinese shite on a display rack.
n) Now they have the nerve to move out of town centres to larger and much cheaper premises with a carpark so large that it gives you the most excercise you'll get all day just walking to the shop entrance. It also leads to global warming as that vast area of tarmac hits 150 degrees on a sunny day. Would avenues of shade trees be asking too much?
It all ensures that we have to drive miles just to eat their sickly Roundup contaminated shit and to buy their recycled, re-bleached & repackaged bog paper from some Brazilian shanty town!
o) ?
Nime