Basic Computer Security:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 09 December 2006
Chaps! I was just in the process of making up a nice old list of thingys on a word file for the impending visit of the Court Adjudicator re my ongoing private insolvency case. He/she must be informed of all parties I have contractual dealings with, ie, phone, bank, electricity, job centre, house owners, etc, etc. I'd hand-written them all up, along with code numbers, accounts, names, addresses, etc, etc, and was about to start building up a file. It suddenly occurred to my tiny mind that although I was offline, and that after I'd printed a couple of copies off and deleted it all from this computer it could well all still be retrieved by a budding hacker. I use two computers generally one online & one totally offline
and one up to date virus free. Obviously I've now done it all on the offline jobby, though
twas more of a pain as it's only got a 15" monitor compared to this 19" one. I know this is all purely academic and for many of you standard basic practice, and shredding physical documents etc, etc, is the norm. I personally readily assume that all of my e-mail and online imput etc is recorded or read (no this is not paranoia Chaps) so I see no good reason to make it even easier for prospective crooks (or spooks) they can easily find things out anyway, but that doesn't mean I have to consciously
help them in their job-creating (often tax-swallowing) tasks now does it? Online banking is
absolute MADNESS in my view, as is EBAY etc, a villain's dream come true. Anti viruses and
firewalls etc, I personally think are a scam in themselves too, and just play on people's basic
laziness & stupidity in general.
Regards,
Fritz Von Put your hand on this red hotplate Dear!
Will it burn?
Of course not love, trust me, I'm qualified!*
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Skip:
I recommend a home demo in your own system, if you can find a dealer who would allow this....
After deciphering your above 'Americaized' post John, I'd respectfully suggest that no dealer is gonna bother even getting out of bed to open the window after his wife's eggy fart for the sake of a mere 25 nicker*
Regards,
Fritz Von Resting a case is a different matter entirely of course though my Son*
N.B. Perhaps somebody should start (yet another) 'recommendations for a decent blended tipple Please' thread, then everybody can tell him what Single Malt to buy instead?
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Chivas Regal is one good example of a blended far Superior to cheap shite Malt's like Glenfiddich for instance, amazingly enough reccommneded by so-called experts on this forum earlier today?
Regards,
Fritz Von Sir Dickhead Branston was interviewed on BBC Radio recently and totally (and freely) slagged off the present British Regime for its extreme lack of Democracy, etc, and although I'm personally not particularly fond of what he's about (I've never met him, Have You?) he did change my view somewhat, it has to be said Chaps. *
I didn't know that Taiwan was 35 years old?
N.B. Malt Whisky in the real world is NEVER referred to as Scotch*
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by Mick P
Chaps
Who would you rather take advice from, Sir Dickhead Branston or Fritz.
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
What I found interesting during that recent BBC interview (in contrast to KIWI broadcasts years old) was Sir Richard's love and inspiration derived from Freddie Laker's entrpeneurial efforts (founder of Cheap flights enjoyed by many Britons). Sir Freddie was finally done in by the good old British Airways unfair playing (ie, Govt subsidised as it now is too) field dirty tactics, and is now also probably Bransons biggest enemy (not rival) as well, due to it's continuous lick-spittle love affair with number 10 (wether it be Thatcher or Blair). Who remembers Maggie's wrath at the removal of the tailfin BA flag (crosses?) then on all those er, Yankee built 747's?
Fritz Von Branson has recently lost out on the ITV deal to (most likely to the Dirty Digger, who's British right hand man is no oher than er, Anthony Wedgewood Blair himself, surprise surprise).
I concur:
P.S. Thank you too to Our Mick for being such a Fritz Groupie and wallying in his fame from thread to thread, I'll compare him to a pilot fish bothering over it's larger Chum for free T-Shirts.
quote:
Originally posted by Jay:
Ok. Something I'm beginning to notice a lot.
Someone posts a question and then you get 20 or so posts, from different people, repeating the same advice in slightly different ways. Very rarely do they reference anyone else's contribution.
So how come?
Are we too lazy?
Do we just want to say something, don't care what it is?
Are we trying to get to the magic 1000 posts and this appears the easiest and path of least resistance?
Do you not read the replies and only the original question?
Come on what is it?
Or is it just me?
No points for the smart arse that repeats the first reply. I'm well ahead of ya
Not Bad Trig, you've been here for over 6 years now Son*
Regards,
Fritz Von You're not a Vicar are you by any chance?
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Japan has been importing tanker loadsfull of Scottish water and base whisky to be brended over there for some Decades now (as mentioned more than once by moir on here in the past). China is now also getting the taste for the stuff and will soon be pushing things to the limit. As with Australian state of the art wine making methods which will soon be working in Southern England too (irrespective of weather).
Fritz Von JW Black label can't be purchased in the UK (it's export only).
Jay is quite right, this forum is slowly becoming exceptionally very boring indeed:
It's lucky I'm here then, innit Chaps*
P.S. For Parry's sake too! I don't give advice on here merely make comments, quote quotes and simply write aloud on occassion*
Still on the subject of Great Pains!
Not forgetting (once again) naturally that the World's Oldest Malt Distillery is in er, Ireland (namely, Bushmills), very similar sounding to Bullshit³ I feel, a lot of which is passing on here today Chaps disguised as original posts & thoughts, innit*
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
It looks like a certain football manager'd better pull his finger out, and it'd better be very very soon too or he's gonna be history, innit.*
Fritz Von There'll be serious gossip you know!
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Don Atkinson:
"and then you get 20 or so posts, from different people,"
Not if its one of Berlin Fritz's posts. Sure he gets 20 or more responses, but they're all from the same person, hinself. So clearly you are wrong in what you have tried to claim. Further proof, as if it were needed, of your moronic status.
I think you should give me some credit here John! (nobody else will), 40 or more perleese!
Regards,
Fritz Von Bazza Manilow on Jools Holland's show last night did brilliantly considering his age I thought (and with his new hip), there's talk of him signing up for the Hammers soon, he couldn't do any fuckin more worserer could he now; after his Royal Command Performance next week on the boards naturally (Our Mick'll be there as per usual).
Did you know that he and Neil Wotta Diamond made their big dosh writing advert tunes?
Norra Lorra peeps do!
Nanite*
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by acad tsunami
Neil Diamond wrote 'I'm a believer' for The Monkees
Acad von Hot August Night here - time for a swim!
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by acad tsunami:
Neil Diamond wrote 'I'm a believer' for The Monkees
Acad von Hot August Night here - time for a swim!
here in the West we refer to 06:10Hrs as the Moaning Our Acad*
Regards,
Fritz Von Pedant�*
P.S. In circa 20 years time the EU Block will import some 70% of all of it's energy requirements (fossil fuels) compared to the present 50% currently purchased, innit*
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by acad tsunami
Its night until the sun rises in my book herr Fritz von pedant
Acad theres a monitor lizard in me pool some mornings - blooming cheek I reckon.
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by acad tsunami:
Its night until the sun rises in my book herr Fritz von pedant
Acad theres a monitor lizard in me pool some mornings - blooming cheek I reckon.
It rose 15 minutes ago Our Acad!
Fritz Von 15" or 19" Monitor?
Goodnight, I is Well & Truly Jacobbed John*
Posted on: 09 December 2006 by acad tsunami
Not quite our Fritz but very nearly.
Acad von 6ft nose to tail I reckon and answers to the name of Monty.
Posted on: 10 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
So obviously �50 is the new �25 ! when wanting to buy a bottle of single Malt Whisky for Christmas guests then? I've just enjoyed listening to the second of a three part WS series regarding ladies going to New York (Now, this month) from Europe to do their Christmas shopping as it's so very cheap there due to a strong �uro at present against the Yankee Dollar. Last week it was the girls from Dublin (Bloody funny it was too) and this week Dutch & French, with German Ladies on next week.
Fritz Von It makes you wonder why they go there really dunnit, what with American �goods being so expensive and all?
You'd think the BBC got it wrong wouldn't you?
P.S. Nice to see all the cowboy builders (disguised as Professionals) suddenly and caringly arriving in Norf London Tornado territory then! (the mind truly boggles at their neck). When one considers that over 400 people+ have been contaminated in the UK recently with KJD tainted blood via the NHS, I'm slightly concerned at the credibility of these test results regarding Polonium that are positively coming up all over the place left right & centre (slightly exaggerated possibly at the expense of people's peace of mind, What?)
It will hopefully all come out soon, Home Office fuck up, don't worry Chaps, got the wrong litmus paper:
Reid's in Charge!
Think of the taxpayers bill from all those private firms conducting these fast-track polonium tests then*
Police Forensic labs are mainly er, Private today too, makes yer wonder really dunnit?*
There again so's er, Security*
Posted on: 10 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
You know there's quite a few Doctors, firemen, nurses, social workers, coppers even, out there who've never taken to the bottle or use religion either to cope with the regular stresses & strains that pertain to their partícular professions, that the average Mick in the street never experiences or sees, let alone has a Scoobie Doo about in the real world, innit!
Fritz Von Is this bad publicity for God though?
P.S. Talking of God! When Dr John Boy Reid was (Oh Fuck not health) Secretary about 5 minutes ago, it was very well reported that he totally disregarded a large petition of over 100,000+ signatures regarding a change to PFI funding of hospitals etc, across the country, as most of the dosh (over a non negotiable 30 year period, as all PFI er, deals are) went to the private contractors (very few now! & who always get the jobs) investors of who'm come from both major party's, hence the silence from Our Micks chums (originally a Tory idea by the way). This petition was put to one side and totally ignored, yet now Number 10 is promoting so-called online petitions, which in essence is a good thing in my opinion (if independently? controlled & policed) but it isn't, so it's not worth the click it's clicked upon really issit, even though you may feel like you've done something, actually demonstrating in the street (not Westmintser naturally, Christmas threat innit) and handing over hard worked for signed petitions is what it's all about I feel.*
N.B. I only quote PE for instance when I actually take it from there, do we Ken Chaps?
I care not, really!
Posted on: 10 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Jay Bird me Old Rook! I distinctly remember voting & Polls etc, being chucked out by management on here long afore, and a jolly good thing too (Our Mats's Cliques come to mind) and he's often now rambling in that other free place where Parry's temporarily banned from, though the sooner they re-instate him the better in my opinion (Poor Chap's simply got nowhere to swear).*
Regards,
Fritz Von I don't personally think that you're a Moron, Cretin, or indeed a Twat for that matter John! (Just for the record you understand).
Is D�sseldorf's twinning with Reading a coincidence?
N.B. Of course Our Mick'll be in Stockholm today to pick up his Peace Prize Dosh (Nice work if you can get it, decent little earner too Chaps, innit)*
Well Done Discovery then**
Posted on: 10 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Nice picture Our Get Back Yo-Yo! I must admit I do like Our Mick's titfer though, and I wonder how many ice lollies it cost him to get the groupies to dance like that?
Regards,
Fritz Von Jealousy will get me everywhere*
That's why I'm nowhere Baby, in me Ippy At*
Posted on: 10 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by PJT:
I definitely have a blended and an malt or 5 on hand. Simply ask your guest(s) how they want the whisky served. Any answer other than NEAT or WATER gets the cheap blend mixed up with lemonade or whatever...
Not related to the Parry*s of Swindon, Wilts, are you by any chance Squire?
Regards,
Fritz Von John I'm only askin!
P.S. Having just returned from taking some air and giving my local Quaint little Christmas Market the once over, I was initially most impressed, then all of a sudden what do I hear? Noddy Bloody Holder, that's what! and off I jolly well marched at a pace, right back here Chaps, I can tell you*
Where exactly is Northampton anyway?
I think one could describe the single malt thread (as with many others in the past too) as somebody asking a straight question, and nobody attempting to answer it properly in the slightest degree whatso'ever! This is of no consequence being a mere virtual space, though I do wonder how folk get by in the real world when posed a question or indeed themselves wishing to ask one themselves, and being answered with "Yes! I used to play Cricket"
Straight between the eyes
of course I was getting used to it by then
Do You play Hockey?
Ken?
Posted on: 10 December 2006 by Beano
Vanilla and Spice, Nostalgia is Nice, Jack Tar Half Price, Ye-Olde Navy Rum ain't Half Nice!
Wood's Rum to warm your tum!
Drambuie at a pinch.
Posted on: 10 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I'd be very interested if anybody on this forum has ever been to Scotland, gone into a bar and actually ordered a Scotch?
Fritz Von I think not somehow Chaps!
You know how transistors took over from valves! (though one couldn't heat a three bedroomed house, make tea & toast and air the ironing with the latter radios). I suppose given that quite a lot of kinetic radiation is given off both from the movement of CD's as well as Hard drives, they'll soon be a thing of the past?
Goodness all those CD players going to waste as music buffs move on to the obvious improvements shown in non movement benefit, innit*
Whils't just enjoying a good hot barf with my old hairy buddy 'Heineken', I thought to mesen (as one does) aren't the English strange, they've persecuted the Paddys & Jocks for hundreds of years yet they always say I've got such and such blood in me when complimented upon their musical prowess?
As a young father and apprentice Mason, did Our Mick claim Child benefits (Disguised as er, Family Allowance) or did he leave that only to the great unwashed and remain true to his er, beliefs?
No chance of an answer on that one I fear!
It's a Rum Do Our Beano t'be sure Lad.
Fond of a dram of Pussers mesen actually*
OVD Dundee (Black Watch Regimental Tiddly Tum) is interesting too, and all under �25, Begorra!
Posted on: 10 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I just feel really secure in the knowledge that Britain and 95% of it's average Citizens aren't living well and truly above their means, innit.
Regards,
Fritz Von Heaven Forbid Chaps! just think of those jolly awful interest repayments alone, never mind the arguments and stress such situations bear down on families from all walks of life too, especially at this time of the year.
Goodnight****
*P.S. Browser Tabs have a whole new meaning in German by the way; Go on then! Educate yourselves, or do you have reservations?*
Posted on: 10 December 2006 by Beano
Fritz Von Happy Arrrrrr, this Pusser’s “gunpowder strength” could make one rather loquacious after a few tots!
Posted on: 10 December 2006 by Beano
Some Pulitzer Prize snapshots here alright, first time they've seen the light of day in 26 years.
I've just received it as a link off a Persian mate of mine.
Warning Iranian Execution Not For Kids Under 18 yrs, but you will have seen far worse on your game-boy or play-station!
http://tinyurl.com/y23vulBeano
Posted on: 10 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Outside of England Sarar philips is á total nobody like Parry on this forum*
fact
Lick-Spittles³
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Deane F:
Fredrik
"Referencing" is a transitive verb. It is not an Americanism; nor is it incorrect if used properly.
Deane
Does this mean that Maori Ladies still haven't got the vote then Bruce?
Regards,
Fritz Von I'm bloody glad people like you live in New Zealand John, it's where you truly belong.*
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Today's Hot Headline News Direct From Wellington*Fritz Von And for the older Chaps amongst you out there you'll be aware of a little BBC filum many moons afore showing a little old lady collecting her family allowance benefit at a Scottish Post Office (they were still open in them days like).
She was namely Elizabeth Windsor and she made a point of driving through the grounds of her beloved Balmoral to collect her dosh to show Chaps out there that it was a right and not the action of a pinko whingeing scrounger from Berlin.
Strange But True!
