Basic Computer Security:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 09 December 2006
Chaps! I was just in the process of making up a nice old list of thingys on a word file for the impending visit of the Court Adjudicator re my ongoing private insolvency case. He/she must be informed of all parties I have contractual dealings with, ie, phone, bank, electricity, job centre, house owners, etc, etc. I'd hand-written them all up, along with code numbers, accounts, names, addresses, etc, etc, and was about to start building up a file. It suddenly occurred to my tiny mind that although I was offline, and that after I'd printed a couple of copies off and deleted it all from this computer it could well all still be retrieved by a budding hacker. I use two computers generally one online & one totally offline
and one up to date virus free. Obviously I've now done it all on the offline jobby, though
twas more of a pain as it's only got a 15" monitor compared to this 19" one. I know this is all purely academic and for many of you standard basic practice, and shredding physical documents etc, etc, is the norm. I personally readily assume that all of my e-mail and online imput etc is recorded or read (no this is not paranoia Chaps) so I see no good reason to make it even easier for prospective crooks (or spooks) they can easily find things out anyway, but that doesn't mean I have to consciously
help them in their job-creating (often tax-swallowing) tasks now does it? Online banking is
absolute MADNESS in my view, as is EBAY etc, a villain's dream come true. Anti viruses and
firewalls etc, I personally think are a scam in themselves too, and just play on people's basic
laziness & stupidity in general.
Regards,
Fritz Von Put your hand on this red hotplate Dear!
Will it burn?
Of course not love, trust me, I'm qualified!*
and one up to date virus free. Obviously I've now done it all on the offline jobby, though
twas more of a pain as it's only got a 15" monitor compared to this 19" one. I know this is all purely academic and for many of you standard basic practice, and shredding physical documents etc, etc, is the norm. I personally readily assume that all of my e-mail and online imput etc is recorded or read (no this is not paranoia Chaps) so I see no good reason to make it even easier for prospective crooks (or spooks) they can easily find things out anyway, but that doesn't mean I have to consciously
help them in their job-creating (often tax-swallowing) tasks now does it? Online banking is
absolute MADNESS in my view, as is EBAY etc, a villain's dream come true. Anti viruses and
firewalls etc, I personally think are a scam in themselves too, and just play on people's basic
laziness & stupidity in general.
Regards,
Fritz Von Put your hand on this red hotplate Dear!
Will it burn?
Of course not love, trust me, I'm qualified!*
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Deane F
So this is it Fritz? A little thread of your own where you can post sarcasm about other members' posts? Is this where you belong?
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Deane F:
So this is it Fritz? A little thread of your own where you can post sarcasm about other members' posts? Is this where you belong?
It's always been the case Madam, it's nothing new, where have you been all this time picking your nose?
Fritz Von No starcasm intended actually, I just meant to report the facts as I see them as per always*
As with Parry you're quite at liberty to totally ignore me, but you both see fit not to, you come on to my only thread stirring shit, and moaning about things you simply have no idea about, you'll be telling us €uropeans how to sheer sheep next!
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
P.S. I wouldn't be at all at all surprised if you'd never actually travelled further than er, Melbourne in your entire life your honour (you did say you were a Circus Judge didn't you?).
Regards,
But is it a genuine Oxford Dic Our Fredders, that is the question? Shabby Nazi tricks abound in this field unfortunately, where they stealthily through subtlety and cunning attempt to dismantle the very fabric of what is the British Empire as we know it John.
Fritz Von I don't like Cricket*
STOP PRESS****STOP PRESS**** LATEST NEWS IN FROM THE AUCKLAND BYSTANDER (LATE EDITION)*****STOP PRESS****THATCHER INVITES PINOCHET TO TEA TO DISCUSS TACTICS****STOP PRESS***
Well I never Our Fredders!
Regards,
quote:Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
This place is splendid! I always say that I learn at least one thing every day, but I must admit thast among all the pedants here, and their pearls of wisdom, I do eventually check what is said in a safe rerefence book!
Deane is correct: 'reference: n[oun] & v[erb] t[ransitive].' Oxford Dictionary.
All the best from Fredrik
But is it a genuine Oxford Dic Our Fredders, that is the question? Shabby Nazi tricks abound in this field unfortunately, where they stealthily through subtlety and cunning attempt to dismantle the very fabric of what is the British Empire as we know it John.
Fritz Von I don't like Cricket*
STOP PRESS****STOP PRESS**** LATEST NEWS IN FROM THE AUCKLAND BYSTANDER (LATE EDITION)*****STOP PRESS****THATCHER INVITES PINOCHET TO TEA TO DISCUSS TACTICS****STOP PRESS***
Well I never Our Fredders!
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
The Princess Royal, namely Anne once married to Fog, had an early meeting with Berlin Fritz many moons afore and chatted over a number 1 cup or five.
Fritz Von Apparently she was most impressed*
I ain't sayin nuffin though*
Fritz Von Apparently she was most impressed*
I ain't sayin nuffin though*
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Nuno Baptista:
I´m using Firefox and is fast and simple!
That's a point, where's Parry?
QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt F:
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
I have been drinking whisky most evenings for over 25 years
That's a classic quote Mick - they should put it on your headstone!
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Best also to drink it around 8.00pm. For some reason it always seems to taste better then.
I'd just add - and in front of an open fire if at all possible.
Not sure about the ice though - I was all for no ice or water but when I bought a bottle of Laphroag it suggested adding ice (I think) so I tried it and was pleasantly surprised how it released the taste/aroma.
My favourite remains Lagavulin although there are many I've never tried.
I must say that I'm quite partial to the Glenmorangie that it matured in old port barrells - definitely adds something pleasant.
Matt.[/QUOTE]
I wonder what the F stands for?
Fritz Von Glenfiddich & Fresh OJ is excellent*
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
When I pointed out to Our Andy some time back on here (a point he's well aware of though doesn't; like most coppers want to readily admit) the only real mates they have (if any) are, er, other coppers and now at least lots of moronic PCSO groupie wannabee's to-boot(s) too. Well last night whils't having a swift half or ten (looking for a new job in fact, as you do!), my Rozzer Pal (Best mate I've ever had, though he doesn't have a Scouse accent) told me about a little incident two days ago (he's a DCI) where he was taking his beloved BMW Motorsickle out for a last pre-winter spin, when some old twat in a battered up old Merc cut him up big style. He sped past him and shouted him down to stop (as a Civvie I add, not playin the cop here) and asked the old Turkish geezer (mate sitting beside him) what the fuck he thought he was playin at? The reply was "Don't you ever make mistakes then you F'in Arsehole?"
Fritz Von He was shocked & stunned and just rode on before he did something he'd regret!
I believe there are about two Turkish coppers in the whole of Berlin, and Britain thinks it's got problems with its integration strategy's, innit*
Fuck Em�
What can you do eh? I quite liked Parders actually Chaps.
Take note of when this was actually posted, it's akin to Our Acad bullshiitn me about manilla nights when the sun there had already risen, check it, it's all there to be had Chaps*
(who's ever heard of an English Cricketer swimming in a Phillipine swimming pool I ask you in all honesty?)
Fritz Von He was shocked & stunned and just rode on before he did something he'd regret!
I believe there are about two Turkish coppers in the whole of Berlin, and Britain thinks it's got problems with its integration strategy's, innit*
Fuck Em�
What can you do eh? I quite liked Parders actually Chaps.
Take note of when this was actually posted, it's akin to Our Acad bullshiitn me about manilla nights when the sun there had already risen, check it, it's all there to be had Chaps*
(who's ever heard of an English Cricketer swimming in a Phillipine swimming pool I ask you in all honesty?)
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
You know them blokes what go on the piss all afternoon, get home, have some nosh, then drink an expensive glass or five of brandy and reckon they're experts at telling it's difference between that in hand and Malted milk?
Fritz Von Well they're not, they're prize unimaginative plonkers who wouldn't know a cod from a sole if it slapped em in the chops*
I've just been informed that a freebie New Zealand newspaper found floating on the steps of Dunedin Railway Station reports that Pink Floyd will be at at Wembley er, Stadium tomorrow morning at 07:30 hrs sharp (all with hard hats, well (h)ard in fact) to finish the PFI building work off before the end of the year, so as well as making lots of dosh at their next concert, they can remind everybody how spiffing & positively boring (sorry) brilliant & English/British they all are, innit*
Should Gp.Captain Waters be made a Knight of the Realm?
He knocked down the Berlin Wall you know, single-handedly*
I must admit I do prefer Our Fredder's posts when he's slightly tipsy don*t you Chaps?
Most Poles prefer Russian Vodka unfortunately Our Fredders too!
Fritz Von Well they're not, they're prize unimaginative plonkers who wouldn't know a cod from a sole if it slapped em in the chops*
I've just been informed that a freebie New Zealand newspaper found floating on the steps of Dunedin Railway Station reports that Pink Floyd will be at at Wembley er, Stadium tomorrow morning at 07:30 hrs sharp (all with hard hats, well (h)ard in fact) to finish the PFI building work off before the end of the year, so as well as making lots of dosh at their next concert, they can remind everybody how spiffing & positively boring (sorry) brilliant & English/British they all are, innit*
Should Gp.Captain Waters be made a Knight of the Realm?
He knocked down the Berlin Wall you know, single-handedly*
I must admit I do prefer Our Fredder's posts when he's slightly tipsy don*t you Chaps?
Most Poles prefer Russian Vodka unfortunately Our Fredders too!
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
If I was still posting on my last thread (Greatly commended and admired openly by Our Fredders) I'd almost be tempted to mention the FACT that most cigarettes smoked in the UK on a daily basis contain er, Polonium 210 (well I'll be badgered)*
Regards,
Fritz Von I smoked about 30 Galuoise Blondes last night, no wonder I seem to glow in the dark like silicon tits from 20 paces*
Regards,
Fritz Von I smoked about 30 Galuoise Blondes last night, no wonder I seem to glow in the dark like silicon tits from 20 paces*
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by acad tsunami
Acad von Port Barton is a lovely spot
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Kevin-W:
Alan Curbishley in?
Or, heaven fofend, Sven?
K
You're an hour late Son, though what can one expect from der Saaf?
Regards,
Fritz Von It's who you know you know!
Of course Franco was a totally useless wanker of a scholar and soldier but public apathy allowed him to get into power, a bit like Blair's second term really*
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Fritz,
I think I prefer myself when slightly tipsy! Those who know me personally in the real world don't seem to think I am worse a couple down the line either...
In fact that is where I am off now in a minute, which is fine considering work starts at noon on Wednesday.
Good night all! Fredrik
PS: If I won the Lottery, which is even more unlikely than for most people, then I would enjoy a very interesting life with an increased and certainly daily intake of fine drink! No other ambitions left now! It is unlikly that I could win the lottery because I only buy a ticket about once a month or even less often and I have two here not checked since August!
I think I prefer myself when slightly tipsy! Those who know me personally in the real world don't seem to think I am worse a couple down the line either...
In fact that is where I am off now in a minute, which is fine considering work starts at noon on Wednesday.
Good night all! Fredrik
PS: If I won the Lottery, which is even more unlikely than for most people, then I would enjoy a very interesting life with an increased and certainly daily intake of fine drink! No other ambitions left now! It is unlikly that I could win the lottery because I only buy a ticket about once a month or even less often and I have two here not checked since August!
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear Fritz,
I think I prefer myself when slightly tipsy! Those who know me personally in the real world don't seem to think I am worse a couple down the line either...
In fact that is where I am off now in a minute, which is fine considering work starts at noon on Wednesday.
Good night all! fredrik
Well done Our Fredder*s that's the spirits, I expect you'll be going to one of those posh 24 hour pubs that are so popular over there these days?
Fritz Von You old Lush you*
I've just had a wire from New Zealand telling me that Shock, surprise, Horror, 4 kids driving a big powerful fast car (Rover no less), have just crashed and all killed themselves (fortunately no others) in downtown er, Woucester!
Bloody clever them Kiwis*
What's work then?
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Fritz,
Nah, the place shuts at 11 pm just like it always did! No touble though, and it is open in the afternoon, so the meeting will start at 4! The best beer in the place is the Bank's, but then I am a guest today! We had a brilliant pint or three of Teme Valley "That" at the Talbot at Knightwick on Saturday, which though it is not a strong beer at all still proved a real hit with my one Polish mate! Strangely he compared it to Bank's Bitter, which is not the first comparison that would come into my head!
Must press on... Fredrik
Nah, the place shuts at 11 pm just like it always did! No touble though, and it is open in the afternoon, so the meeting will start at 4! The best beer in the place is the Bank's, but then I am a guest today! We had a brilliant pint or three of Teme Valley "That" at the Talbot at Knightwick on Saturday, which though it is not a strong beer at all still proved a real hit with my one Polish mate! Strangely he compared it to Bank's Bitter, which is not the first comparison that would come into my head!
Must press on... Fredrik
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
My Bank's well Bitter at the mo Our Fredders!
Catch yer later*
Fritz Von Baked bean pizza for tea*
Catch yer later*
Fritz Von Baked bean pizza for tea*
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
When I mentioned Pinochet on here quite a few hours ago, I thought to myself I bet some smart-arse from Saaf London will post a breaking news thread at some point down the line*
Fritz Von Obviously I was mistaken Chaps*
Goodnight*
For those that know their history (outside of New Zealand) one should remember the close GDR (Honnecker)(mustn't say Eric on here Chaps) connection that Chile enjoyed, innit. Old Nazis went more Saaf you see.*
Cheers to Dr Shiela Cassidy and friends
I always thought taking the Pledge meant drinking furniture polish?
Fritz Von Obviously I was mistaken Chaps*
Goodnight*
For those that know their history (outside of New Zealand) one should remember the close GDR (Honnecker)(mustn't say Eric on here Chaps) connection that Chile enjoyed, innit. Old Nazis went more Saaf you see.*
Cheers to Dr Shiela Cassidy and friends
I always thought taking the Pledge meant drinking furniture polish?
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
SPOT THE PRIZE TOSSER²
Jo Sharp
Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 606
Sorry, don't agree. I brought up Allende to provide a degree of informed balance
The outburst of celebration of Pinochet's death on here I find unpleasant.
The condemnation of his crimes and actions whilst implying that Allende's government was a bed of roses is absurd.
I offered a different view based on my first hand experience of Chile and the views of its inhabitants that I obtained during my travels. Those who were so quick to be rude to me I presume have never been to Chile?
And as for calling me morally bankrupt when I have spent parts of my military career putting my life on the line to defend oppressed minorities in places such as Bosnia, fight terrorism in N Ireland, and as part of NATO on the Inner-German border? I wonder, which of you have done the same, or do you chuck abuse around and pontificate on the world from the safety of your house.....
Taken from today's Pink Salmon Show (Our Mick's Old Haunt)*
Worth a Glance:
Jo Sharp
Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 606
Sorry, don't agree. I brought up Allende to provide a degree of informed balance
The outburst of celebration of Pinochet's death on here I find unpleasant.
The condemnation of his crimes and actions whilst implying that Allende's government was a bed of roses is absurd.
I offered a different view based on my first hand experience of Chile and the views of its inhabitants that I obtained during my travels. Those who were so quick to be rude to me I presume have never been to Chile?
And as for calling me morally bankrupt when I have spent parts of my military career putting my life on the line to defend oppressed minorities in places such as Bosnia, fight terrorism in N Ireland, and as part of NATO on the Inner-German border? I wonder, which of you have done the same, or do you chuck abuse around and pontificate on the world from the safety of your house.....
Taken from today's Pink Salmon Show (Our Mick's Old Haunt)*
Worth a Glance:
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Chillkram
quote:
A bit of a shame really as I don't think it was his fault someone came and upset all his players and then buggered off leaving him to pick up the pieces. He's been hard done by.
Mike/John
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Deane F
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
As with Parry you're quite at liberty to totally ignore me, but you both see fit not to, you come on to my only thread stirring shit,
And on your only thread, you to are just as welcome to ignore the rest of the forum.
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Being blunt with Sharp is appropiate I feel*
Fritz Von Even if Parders was doing well, the new Guvnor would still want fresh clay to mould unfortunately, it's the way these people work (unless you're Sir Alex that is, and even he nearly left too, if you recall)*
Deano me old Whingin Ewe! Go and get a life or something my Dear Chap!
My bloody Telly's on the blink now! Never mind Chaps I'll just have more time to educate you lot on here then instead won't I, innit*
Our Mat for Manager*
P.S. The Chief told me he'd got his Christmas lights sorted earlier, only 8 cases this year as he's cutting down. Of course for the Heathens on here who call Whisky er, Scotch they'd be buying cases of heavy up there, innit:
Fritz Von Even if Parders was doing well, the new Guvnor would still want fresh clay to mould unfortunately, it's the way these people work (unless you're Sir Alex that is, and even he nearly left too, if you recall)*
Deano me old Whingin Ewe! Go and get a life or something my Dear Chap!
My bloody Telly's on the blink now! Never mind Chaps I'll just have more time to educate you lot on here then instead won't I, innit*
Our Mat for Manager*
P.S. The Chief told me he'd got his Christmas lights sorted earlier, only 8 cases this year as he's cutting down. Of course for the Heathens on here who call Whisky er, Scotch they'd be buying cases of heavy up there, innit:
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by bob mccluckie:
I drink whisky morning, noon and night. I care not whether it is a blend or a malt. I can't move for bottles, empty, half full and unopened downstairs. I can no longer get upstairs.
But Mr McChuckle! You live in a bungalow?
Regards,
Fritz Von But do you converse with your fountain pens John?
I wonder if the Pope will allow Paul's tomb to be opened (found in Rome recently), Nero chopped his top off don't you know*
There's only one Chap to Manage West Ham's Bright future and his name's er, Terence Venables*
You read it here first*
I mean Arry would be the natural choice of course but he's too tied up a Fratton Park, and Sir Trevor hasn't got the stamina now I feel.
Ipswich Jack seems to be having a right old field day dunnee!
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Fry up time issit Our Fredders?
Talking of Wiltshire BBQ's
Goodnight Chaps* Brrrrp.
Talking of Wiltshire BBQ's
Goodnight Chaps* Brrrrp.
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by u5227470736789439
Yes! Cremmated pizza being consumed as it I type. Followed by round two at the boozer, shortly! F
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Don't choke on yer bangers now Fredders*
Posted on: 11 December 2006 by u5227470736789439
Oh dear! I never saw the piccie before I responded! I told my [new] manager on Friday at six pm that three [inch tarts] were fine first thing, six am Saturday, but ask for six inches at that time of day and forget anything afterwards, for twenty four hours!
Kindest and all that. Fr
Kindest and all that. Fr