Basic Computer Security:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Deano me old Whingin Ewe! Go and get a life or something my Dear Chap!

Is that irony, Baldrick?

No Captain! this is Irony John*

Regards,


Fritz Von But is Curbers up to the task of being up there with the really big boys? as good as he truly is!

Had a most enjoyable phone conversation earlier with an old pal of mine; and we after the usual annual niceties, got onto the subject of our weight and general fitness (both kinds). I told him that basically I am at present a personal disaster area and a good 15kgs over what I should be, not to mention imbibing in the dreaded weed every time I go daan der auld boozer. He, although some 5 years older than I (and still a serving soldier) is some 25kg heavier than me, weighing in at a cool 132Kg against my own meagre 104kg (give or take a sandwich). I am 1.82 tall, and he's about 1.94+ with muscle to-boot, so I can give him a bit of leeway I suppose, innit. 90kg (which I was some 18 months back, with daily jogging) will/must be my goal again, and I nearly choked on my Bud when I suggested to him that he should go for 110Kg (ish), and he replied, "I'd look like a Goddam spook if I got down that low Boy, besides I've still Gotta kick Ass around here"


Fritz Von Doesn't time fly Chaps, innit*



Nice Card from er, New Zealand today of all bloody places (sent on 3rd Nov 1927) from my Great Grandfather*

P.P.S. Also got a nice present from the TV licence people who've surprisingly given me a free one for the next 4 months, but reckon I owe them �85 for the last 6 months (first mention of it?) strangely & coincidentally enough because of my newly imposed court case, any debts incurred before 04.12.06. (totally unknown to me, honnist) can't/mustn't be paid, upon a Judges order, wow! I feel nearly as posh & important as the Farcepak Bank people.*

N.B. British Nationals (as can Germans, etc too) who leave Europe may may claim their fully paid in pension contrubutions to-date (after two calender years) in the new country (as a lump one-off payment sum)!

So Fredders me Old Son! 2 years on a accommodation platform in Norway's Ekofisk field washing the dishes, etc (you'd get a job no sweat, Our Mick'll sort it out) tax free, circa �350 a day plus regular free flights and board & lodgings all in, claim yer UK pension after 2 years, then pop over to Poland (the language of which you'd be learning offshore in-between, innit*)


There again you can remain in Woucester, getting pissed and dreamin, dreamin, dreamin*


Parry's comments no doubt soon to ensue*

Yeah! Old Ipswich Jack's havin a bloody field day allright the Crazy Fuckin Bastard(s), two more bodies just found bringing it now to a total of five young women within two weeks, compared to others in the past over many years!

Fritz Von Reid's in Charge, so that's reassuring then, innit Chaps!*


Better than Blunkett I suppose, though I'd even wish for Merlyn Reece or Howard at this juncture in time (this specific case only you understand as they knew what they were doing at least, unlike this 'highly unfunny' clown� at present), and although Our Jack will be the next PM, even he wasn't a brilliant HS! FS Yes; but HS, lacking I felt**



120,000+ more PCSO's next year Chaps (Gordon's words not mine), that's a big relief then, innit*

Your post above is indeed noted. I am a qualified washer-upper too! The reality is that whatever happens, Worcester is no option! None at all, absolutely none at all...

Of course Norway is non-EU, so if it were possible to release my Pension after two years I really would be set-up to make things work after that! Getting into a private personal pension (instead of buying a flat, which was an option at the time, though it would have been a big risk - pre the '87 price fall - and bloody tough in terms of the money) back in '86 was the worst decision I have ever taken. I thought it was right at the time, but...

Kindest thoughts from Fredrik

You are teetering on the age-limit Our Fredders, and you must be able to pass the medical (and safety training)(not sure about smoking on quarter platforms though, I think it's a grey area?). The money is best put in a low interest safe (State Saving-scheme) Euro Bonds in Norway possibly! and as far away from fully qualified er, IFA's and Britain as is possible, and when/if you ever land in Poland (not to be mentioned up front!) you will have to join a scheme there anyway*


Regards,


Fritz Von fluent English is your main qualification by the way*


N.B. If you mention that you want to go to Poland eventually, the British (Newcastle) will not pay up, I speak from experience in getting my ex-NI contributions from the UK credited here on top of my German Pension stuff, it took years, and without the German Authorities finally getting tough on my behalf (it's in their interests) I would have got nothing, and from the 6 years that I proved NI payments, two & a bit were lost, in other words the twats at Newcastle were prize Tossers, are prize Tossers, and will always be prize Tossers³

As for age, now that is a [horrible] thought.

Of course, as in all things in life, sometimes it is necessary to play the cards close to the chest...

Also, on smoking I started at 35, and on my 45th. birthday party I joined a pact of three of us to give up, which all to the good I would think.

Now I must get onto my Aunt in Norway about what to do about investigating what can be done.

I expect you can tell that I am more or less paralised by the situation actually. It is not funny. The UK system is not devised to help the little [especially single, even if this was dictated by caution] man at all, so it is necessary to find the chinks in it, to make a good headway, given that getting along is not just getting more difficult in UK, but just tipping into the impossible, unless I am prepared to beg for Tax Credits and so forth, which I am absolutely not. Maybe that makes me stupidly proud, but there it is. I accept that, if that was ever made as an accusation. I would always rather paddle my own canoe than get UK plc [Joe public's tax take] to bail out my employers by subsidizing my pathetic wage here. In 1994 I was on £5:00 an hour, which has risen to £5:50 now, and only one change of employer. It is bloody useless! As I say, there is no future for me in UK, in Worcester or anywhere else.

Thanks for the thoughts. I am thinking very hard about how to make this all work. I had a medical a couple of months ago, and on the respiration test, apparently I am good for my age. Lungs of a 35 year old on a then 44 year old, and nothing else to show, including Blood Pressure, which is once again normal. So there is a possibility.

Thinking outside the box is hard to do, and I am glad of any suggestion that can help.

Thanks from Fredrik

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I wonder how many future threads we'll see on here explaining to all and sundrie why England got totally wiped out in the current Ashes Tour?
Posted 00:22 23.11.06.

Fritz Von The excuses, the cheating, the dodgey balls*
*

Best to get it into place for the third test Chaps, What!

TRUTH WILL TRIUMPH

Fritz Von Yus My Dear![/QUOTE]


Fredders Old Bean, It's all about being brave and taking big risks to get on in life Son. Can you just imagine how scared and nervous Our Mick was when he first laid all of his capital on the line & literally re-mortgaged his first house(s) to start his very first business, and he's never looked back since.


Regards,


Fritz Von It's selfless Chaps like this that make Britain what it is today John*

He invented modern Computer Security too. Bolt one of his old shotgun cages to the living room wall, double padlock it inside and see if any clever bastard can nick it?


Bloody clever that Squire, don't lose the key though!*

"I looked upon a Satellite last night, I looked again but it was just a Star quite bright"


Wot?

Firstly I think it's important to remind folk who continually insist on mentioning fine Scottish whiskies on a thread entitled Scotch are simply taking the piss out of themselves bigstyle. This is not a question of snobbery, it's a question of basic respect for the product in hand, and I repeat, I cannot believe for one minute that any member of this ere forum whilst visiting (or indeed living in Scotland) has 'ever' in their whole life ordered a 'scotch' in a Scottish hostiliery.

Still on the question of questions, SKY NEWS in it's great wisdom has just decided to skip showing PMQ's live (much to Blair's advantage) and continue to speculate and fantasise (non stop with endless repetition) over why a nutter is killing Prostitutes in South Eastern England? It has been reported many many times too in the last few hours that number 10 has been on to the Chief Constable of Suffolk to ensure he has all he requires for the job (Smell Reid do we Chaps?)(such public statements are very unusual).


Fritz Von Fortunately I've just watched PMQ's live for the very first time online, on BBC Parliament (excellent quality without some moron continually interrupting and making stupid bloody comments, as is with SKY) or indeed cutting it out mid flow, due to a totally mundane issue somewhere else)*


Well Done BBC (as a proud current licence holder), SKY will be purely for Sport now, when they decide to actually show it that is*



Murdoch's truly treading on his own toes I feel* (at long bloody last).


What a bunch, really! no wonder the likes of Our Mick are starting British (English) Ghettos on the Costa del Boy (at least the kids will learn Spanish if nothing else, let's face it it's not exactly the most demanding language on earth to learn now is it Chaps).



Not to mention a misspelt JW Blue Label thread, just all smells of money & boasting to me, nothing to do with whisky whatso'ever*


I wonder How Our Mick's enjoying Santiago then?

quote:

Originally posted by BigH47:
Perhaps he is going to the funeral?

Not to mention seeing if he's named in the Will!


Fritz Von Unscrupulousness knows no bounds*

quote:

Originally posted by Rasher:
I don't get it. Ipswich red light district is what, 2-3 streets? I don't understand how 5 girls can be murdered over a short period without the police being to be able to catch the killer. They know the killer will operate within these streets right now, and they know who the targets are. There are probably 45 girls at risk there at a guess. How difficult can it be to look after them?
I think it was the Torygraph that said this week that Suffolk police are the least capable force in the country to deal with a major incident. Why are they not immediately bringing in assistance from the forces that caught the Yorkshire Ripper & Ian Huntley? I would have thought that would be the first thing they would do. This is another cock-up (pun unintended).
It'll be the usual suspect: known sex offender/murderer released back into the community 3 months ago.

A Lord of the Realm even?


Fritz Von More seriously though, Suffolk is the smallest force in the UK, and has now got serious professional help from it's neighbours. The cases you mentioned above took many many years and many months to conclude and I would suggest that every case is different. The speculative bullshit emerging continuously as we speak from the world breaking news channel of the year does nobody any favours in it's witchhunt (Huntly: has been shown often on tv of late WHY?), as well as with all due respect old Son, your own pre-emtive judgemental suppositions in a similar vein (Padded Cell Norm). The News of the Screws has got lots of publicity now for offering £250,000 for info, a rag that has become rich upon the lives of whores, druggies, McCartney breakups, etc, etc, etc.


The tastlessness of how the whole affair is being er, 'managed' is ridiculous, and the real question as with Mr Toy*s Schools 'Jokette' is how these services (Police, forensics, etc) are actually being funded, and the ever blindness to PFI reality that's privatizing and breaking down the very fabric of British Established Law & Order (which should be run by the State! and not by fucking Private greedy untrained moronic idiots as is now more often than not the case)



HOW OFTEN DOES IT HAVE TO BE SAID?



Great toasted Ham sandwich this, bit more Düsseldorf Lion mustard methinks*

quote:

Originally posted by Steve Toy:
The biggest crime in this country is not murder, it is challenging authority. The police do little to tackle violent crime because it is only against individuals. Prostitutes probably don't even figure as worthy individuals.

If someone was throwing stones at your windows and you called the police they'd be too busy. Ask them if you'd prefer it if you dealt with the situation instead of them and they'd be round in a shot - to arrest you!

"Taking the law into your own hands" is probably the biggest crime of this country.

Well said Our Mick, shoot a round even eh?


Fritz Von I had that Enoch Powell in the back of my cab once! what a Chap he was, as well as being an ex Brigadier he also actually voted in the Hoose for the allowing of West Indian Immigration into the UK to help the employment gap at the time, as I'm sure you all know*


P.S. Prostitution has never been illegal in the UK (soliciting, Yes) and strangely enough in Thailand they're both strictly forbidden*



Here it's Legal of course, with non Junkie girls & Boys to play with in, in 24/7 Pubs*



Munich being a great spot too, as Catholic³ as it is?*


God Told Me to Do It!

My pal from Falkirk has just looked at this forum for the very first time:


Fritz Von Most Amusing² was his reply*


(My Posts not included naturally)

quote:

Originally posted by robertw:
Can anyone give a step by step guide to creating an ideal mains spur....including advice on:
single or multiple?
fuses and amperage.
cable 10ml or 6ml
plugs ?naim ?fused
and is it worth it?
My electrician wants to know,and Yes he is good

Sorry Son, I forgot to mention How impressed I was with this innovative thread Bob!


Regards,


But can your electrician balance tripods?

Mr Wednesday! I'm afraid in my opinion you've just posted a load of highly repetitive boring unimaginative Tosh².(You can do much much better John).


Regards,


Fritz Von Didn't you enjoy Our Tony evading the direct question relating to his up and coming PM's Pension of £96,000* at yesterday's so-called press conference from number 10?



Suffolk Constabulary requires all the 'professional' Police help that is 'Available' at the present time, and the less gutter press attention the better in my view.


Reid's reputation is also on the line here!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fisbey:
A bloke I know paid a not inconsiderable amount of money (via paypal) for a couple of family Christmas presents, he received acknowledgement of receipt, but no goods.

He has since found out the seller has a somewhat dubious past and it would appear they have does this (stolen money from people) before.

Is there anything he can do?[/QUOTE)



Learn by his daft mistake John!



Pay up Pal:



Regards,



Fritz Von Not just a frivolous comment/remark (like the current nonsense³ on the Surrey thread) but simple FACT, Hard but TRUE*:



Cdr M. Parry to lead SAS Ipswich investigation into local Council Corruption*

I hope so

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps

This is a rather sad and hypocritical thread. You wade in like some pompous do gooders criticising Pinochet.

Whatever his faults and he had a few, he was a good friend to this country in time of need.

Of course, now that you have slagged him off, you can all claim to be kind and loving human beings.

To me it stinks of hypocracy.

Rather sad really.

Regards

Mick

And you should bloody well know Michael, go and have a scotch and be quiet Madam*


Fritz Von Felix! I'm afraid you're fired, we can't have any old professional expert coming on here willy nilly telling the bloody truth, who the hell do you think you are Sir?


Regards,


Get a Grip*


Bloody good grass this Chaps*

It's lucky that nobody in Suffolk is HIV positive then isn't it Our Acad, you'd think that known carriers plying their wares would be breaking the law wouldn't you, I mean it's tantamount to murder really, innit John?*


Regards,



Fritz Von Though as we all know England is different to the rest of the known universe*


How was Santiago then Our Mick, no sweat with the old lingo then Juan?

Yo Fritz von etc.

I would hope that known carriers plying their wares would be arrested. I would hope that any and all prostitutes were tested regulary and that police liased with social workers and doctors. Were any of these murderd girls HIV+? Do you think these crimes are revenge? They could well be. The murderer is still a bloody psycho and needs to be locked up forever.

Regards

Acad orf to bed

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
acad

Fools like you make me wonder if this forum is really worth bothering with any more.

You have reduced it to the level of a school playground.

My school playground was tougher and harder than anything you could possibly imagine in your worst nightmares Our Mick, so stop whingeing and scamper back to the swearing all pinko super hero's forum where you really belong*


Regards,



Fritz Von Fish for supper I feel*

Yes I think it's official that Our Mick is basically the Bridget Jones of the Padded Cell, let's just hope a better job is done with the Peter Rabbit impressions!


Fritz Von Ooola Paloma Blanca*

quote:

Originally posted by Malky:
Respuesta idiota.
Le invito a que baile en su sepulcro. Puede el se descompone en infierno. Cabron.

I've personally been dancing (alone) on many an occassion over the last 25 years plus with the invisible ones and shedding many a tear to myself, it's just a shame you Chaps wait till now to post * totally irellevent* rubbish on an internet forum, innit*


Nothing new there then*

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:

quote:

My heart goes out to the parents and family of these women, they must be going through hell.

Indeed.

as for some of the other comments - CSI Miami is on telly - thats how its really done...

Really Our Andy! perhaps they should check out some British house breakin's now and again too, innit*

Regards,


Fritz Von Not a flippant comment, no more than you Chaps stating the bleedin obvious once again totally without substance.


I'd be surprised if some of the families give a monkey's toss about their little girls that have brought so much shame on their families in all of your/our eyes* (and all on the telly too).



Get Real*

Well done Our Deano, nice to see you're about as useful as I always imagined Son*


Regards,


Fritz Von Sometimes Silence says more than you could ever imagine*