Basic Computer Security:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 09 December 2006
Chaps! I was just in the process of making up a nice old list of thingys on a word file for the impending visit of the Court Adjudicator re my ongoing private insolvency case. He/she must be informed of all parties I have contractual dealings with, ie, phone, bank, electricity, job centre, house owners, etc, etc. I'd hand-written them all up, along with code numbers, accounts, names, addresses, etc, etc, and was about to start building up a file. It suddenly occurred to my tiny mind that although I was offline, and that after I'd printed a couple of copies off and deleted it all from this computer it could well all still be retrieved by a budding hacker. I use two computers generally one online & one totally offline
and one up to date virus free. Obviously I've now done it all on the offline jobby, though
twas more of a pain as it's only got a 15" monitor compared to this 19" one. I know this is all purely academic and for many of you standard basic practice, and shredding physical documents etc, etc, is the norm. I personally readily assume that all of my e-mail and online imput etc is recorded or read (no this is not paranoia Chaps) so I see no good reason to make it even easier for prospective crooks (or spooks) they can easily find things out anyway, but that doesn't mean I have to consciously
help them in their job-creating (often tax-swallowing) tasks now does it? Online banking is
absolute MADNESS in my view, as is EBAY etc, a villain's dream come true. Anti viruses and
firewalls etc, I personally think are a scam in themselves too, and just play on people's basic
laziness & stupidity in general.
Regards,
Fritz Von Put your hand on this red hotplate Dear!
Will it burn?
Of course not love, trust me, I'm qualified!*
Posted on: 13 December 2006 by andy c
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I'd be surprised if some of the families give a monkey's toss about their little girls that have brought so much shame on their families in all of your/our eyes*
stop so assumptive, fritzy lad - someone somewhere will be shedding a tear for these victims, dude. Have a bit of compassion.
Posted on: 13 December 2006 by Deane F
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz Von Sometimes Silence says more than you could ever imagine*
So, Baldrick, are you going to start a silence thread?
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by andy c:
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I'd be surprised if some of the families give a monkey's toss about their little girls that have brought so much shame on their families in all of your/our eyes*
stop so assumptive, fritzy lad - someone somewhere will be shedding a tear for these victims, dude. Have a bit of compassion.
I have compassion for the hundreds of folk who's houses get robbed daily Our Andy, when the cops never bother to turn up*
Regards,
Fritz Von Once again a high profile case like this deflects everything else in the country that ISN'T HAPPENING JOHN:
P.S. I trust you like my use of Caps Man!
N.B. I'll say again I would imagine that a very high percentage of young girls on the street have no, or very little contact with their families.
Conveniently a large Port is nearby in this case so the er, media can blame foreigners!
P.S. New Zealand has been voted the most boring self-centred white middle-class English speaking unimaginative place on earth.*
That's why many are leaving, especially now that Moaris will soon get the vote at long last*
When the future thread on here regarding the Prince's, Diana concert at Wemberleeee next year get's under way with aplomb, I shall just sit back in absolute wonderment at how/why people will actually pay big bucks to watch the same old usual load of has beens and fucking boring lickspittles that crawl along with them*
I wouldn't go if somebody paid me!
Parry's playing next to Brian May apparently!
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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This looks remarkably like Southend Beach to me Chaps*
Fritz Von I see that Our Diano's having another one of her temper tantrums then, time of the month I expect?
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Deane F
The great thing about indolence is being able to get drunk by lunchtime. Wouldn't you agree, Baldrick?
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I was shocked & stunned at seeing (Now, Right at this Moment) a Senior Sworn Police Officer, in fact the Chief Investigating Officer of the Suffolk Moider case himself, giving his opinions and comments on the case at hand. This is being shown all over the world as we know it on Dirty Digger Telly barring New Zealand Seemingly, should he be diciplined²?
Fritz Von They've all been told to wear clean yellow jackets as they're all on the telly*
P.S. I NEVER drink booze before Noon*
N.B. Deano me old Goat stroller, I'd drop Our Adam a private line normally to put you forward as a possible 'floating' moderator, given your education & legal qualities, but you'll have to wait for the Parry OK first I'm afraid old Bean*
Just be patient* We understand how you need this challenge to fullfill your Oh so empty lickle life*
It's just been reported that by tomorrow evening every Police Officer in the whole of the British Isles will be working in Ipswich and the surrounding areas. Mrs B Gabgob of 15 Vigilante Crescent, Swindon, Wilts, was quoted as saying "We all feel safe now, with these PCSO's everywhere, in fact we don't need coppers at all really, I haven't seen one around here since 1957 anyway"
The rest of Britain seemingly didn't notice any difference either!
And all that overtime too Chaps!
I think I'd rather be a self supporting and surviving fat lazy indolent bastard than a naive self-pitying arrogant snob of a whinger who's never been further than the end of his road, but knows everything about everything (but only on one level) innit.
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
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Originally posted by Rasher:
Nothing is going to happen though, unfortunately, we all know that.
Very true. Its a bloody disgrace.
But think about all those second holiday homes, new cars, and exotic trips the brave boys in blue will be able to afford on the overtime Our Acad*
Regards,
Fritz Von The longer the investigation continues the better for them*
Of course then there's the argument that this'll be used as another example by the er. government for joining all the forces up (which the coppers themselves don't want) which will save, er, costs*
They deserve the Public's Full Support*
I have it on good authority that Lord Lucan was last dressed as a copper, that's why he's never been found!
Lord Stevens is another matter entirely though!
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Rasher:
The Lord Stevens verdict is as expected, whichever way you look at it. It won't of course silence those that like a good conspiracy theory. I wonder if this has only served to stir it all up again rather than putting it away for good, and once again achieving exactly the opposite of what was intended. Now I’m hearing lots of talk about a Fiat Uno and pregnancy again. I had forgotten about all of that.
I do feel desperately sorry for Mohammed Al Fayed.
Top Hole and hats off to the Good Old British Johnny Public for spending a decent £4 Million squid on a bloody good old lunch at the Club with the chaps*
Fritz Von They'll be talking about Bloody Bloody Sunday next?
P.S. Living here in Central Eastern Europe it's very difficult to get decent Camels, any ideas would be appreciated as per usual Chaps* (one hump or Two, it doesn't matter).
For all YAWN² Tom Waites Fans out there, did you know that he writes between two and three new songs daily? so get yer wallets at the ready there's plenty for everybody, innit*
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by BigH47:
That will shut every body up then.
Why not blame the french for not putting crash barrier up in that tunnel? Square pillars,that's a good thing to crash into,no chance of skimming off those. Just as well as only a few other people had been killed there without the benefit of "drunk" chaufeurs or errant white Unos.
H of "Conspiracys are Us"
It was a bloody French newspaper that had the audacity some 30 odd years back to suggest (without any evidence at all at all) that members of the Para's opened live fire on totally unarmed civilians killing & wounding many of them. This bloody French Gossip Rag has to-date cost the British Taxpayer some £460 Million (Yes! you did read correctly) should the Froggies be made to pay when this obvious lie is finally proven before the Judge (5th one to date)?
Fritz Von They come over here stirring up all sorts of shit, they should stay in bloody New Zealand playing with Greenies and their pretty boats where they bally well belong, innit*
They didn't want us in the EEC anyway*
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
If I was a hard working high earning consultant (like Our Mick), British born Hindu or Muslim, I'd be well insulted and pissed off over the bloody great Christmas Tree staring everybody right in the face directly outside of Number 10 Downing Street, innit*
Fritz Von Talk about inciting hatred and intolerance Chaps*
It's a German thing afterall Chaps (Prince Regent Albert brought it over for Vicky, and she spoke German to him as he didn't speak Ingerleesh like in Eng-Land, as I'm sure you're all well aware (The Prince of Wales wasn't Jack the Ripper either naturally, as vigorously posted in the Daily Sketch & Punch, bloody Rupert Dickens by Gad), so probably doesn't appeal to British Jews that much either!
N.B. Check out today's Hardtalk (any who are genuinely interested in Britain's future that is?). Next May Scotland will hold a National Election (PR too by the way) where if the SNP win, they will hold a referendum (wanted by 90%+ of all Scots) to decide wether to go it alone or not! Blair, Cameron, Brown & Campbell as well as Parry and Chums naturally are all very very shit scared of this very likely possibility, and I thought Ireland would be united afore that happenned, didn't you?
Can't imagine English troops fighting the Black Watch somehow! (God Forbid)*
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Rockingdoc:
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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Can you imagine how much use Blair junior would be? Fredrik
What is that supposed to mean. I doubt if you've ever met the boy, but he is doing o.k. actually, so why make ridiculous uninformed critisms?
Fredders Old Bean! I think Dockingrock could well be right on this one my old Son. Young Blair was found mindlessly pissed, laying in a Westminster gutter, covered in his own puke and under age to-boot when picked up by Inpspector Knacker who gave him VIP treatment, and recommended his Dad for an ASBO (as you do) so he can't be all bad now can he, my kind of Chap in fact, good egg and all that?
Regards,
Fritz Von I trust you've been researching those Ekofisk rig sites? (Pity nobody on here knows about such things really innit). Norway saves £40 Billion-ish a year on it's gas & oil revinues, living off of the interest so to speak, as Scotland may well do too in the not too distant future, sound economics if you ask me, and we know how the Yanks & Japs simply love Scotch don't we, like Our Mick & his Spectator, or was it the Tatler?*
As you all may well know HM the Queen is currently Elizabeth the 1st of Scotland, I wonder if they'll let her keep Balmoral then?
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
This definately looks like a future Classic ChapsFritz Von I wonder why so many people by Gutter Press Rags then?
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Originally posted by Jono 13:
Unless you have a rabid need for apps that only run on Winders then look at the MacBooks.
Much nicer to look at, use and safer on the interweb.
Jono
Magic for sledgeing down sand dunes too John*
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
"I am a middle aged, grumpy old git, whose main pleasure in life is listening to good music with a glass of single malt whisky in my hand. In this state of mind, all my enemies become my friend and I am at peace with the world. I eat and drink too much and my evenings are either spent listening to music or propping up the bar in some club."
Time for an update I reckon Chaps don't you?*
Regards,
Fritz Von Keepin it real as per always*
What's good music then?
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"
she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride.
"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the fucker."
innit:
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Deane F
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
P.S. I NEVER drink booze before Noon*
But ALWAYS straight after?
(ps: Nice use of CAPS dude.)
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Being somebody who enjoys the joys of not only always paying for my own drinks & fags, as well as often as not other peoples too (usually well off people) and relative poverty to-boot, your above assumption (as humour-filled and jolly clever as it is) lacks practicality unfortunately.
Regards,
Fritz Von Education & intelligence are two very different tings*
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Our Andy investigated and successfully found a lost dog once*
Fritz Von Apparently Gypsies are the only people on earth never to have instigated a War!
I can*t stand the totally inhumane way the Aussies and Kiwi's literally cram their cattle ships full to the gunwhales, many of the wretched creatures dying en-route in terrible conditions for the sake of, er profit*
Aaah! innit Nice*
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by andy c
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investigated and successfully found a lost dog once*
Missed that detection - wished you'd told me earlier - could have claimed me CRP bonus...bugger...
Posted on: 14 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Most entertaining Chaps I've just finished watching the movie based on this book, well done Arry.
Fritz Von Goodnight*
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Originally posted by andy c:
Deane - sorry - I now realise you are being serious.
FWIW don't think I don't think about what I post before I do so.
If you feel I have overstepped the mark then thats your choice.
But to be clear all is said was I felt for the families and then that some should watch CSI - a vein attempt at humour.
Finally - I can judge meself what and what not to put - but thanks for reminding me to continue to be uber careful...
For the record it's either, ueber or über John.
Posted on: 15 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
The Difference Between Focusing on Problems, and Focusing on Solutions:
When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity. (Ink won't flow down to
the writing surface) In order to solve this problem, they hired Andersen/Parry Consulting.
It took them one decade and 12 million dollars. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, under water, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.
The Russians used a pencil...
innit:
Posted on: 15 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I wonder how many future threads we'll see on here explaining to all and sundrie why England got totally wiped out in the current Ashes Tour?
Posted 00:22 23.11.06.
Fritz Von The excuses, the cheating, the dodgey balls*
*
Best to get it into place for the third test Chaps, What!
TRUTH WILL TRIUMPHFritz Von Yus My Dear![/QUOTE]
Of course Sandhurst Military Academy rejected me outright as a Cadet!
Fritz Von Coppers don't need to be clever, but a bit of decent training and general basic literacy might be nice, innit*
Posted on: 15 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Sir Crispin Cupcake:
Hi all,
I don't how many of you saw the Money Programme a few nights ago but it discussed bank penalty charges at some length. In summary, bank charges of £30 or so for exceeding overdraft limits are illegal and banks are only entitled to charge for any losses they have incurred. The penalty component is illegal. You can claim your penalty charges back. Here's how:
Illegal Penalty ChargesMight finance a nice upgrade if you've been stung heavily in the last 6 years or so!
Enjoy,
Rich
Belongs in the Short Joke Thread:
Regards,
Fritz Von Nice to see that you guys never give up though John!
Posted on: 15 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Skinny dipping
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped, and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come
down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral of the story: Old men can still think fast.
Especially dirty old men, of which there seem to be quite a few of on here of late, innit*
Posted on: 15 December 2006 by Steve S1
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For the record it's either, ueber or über John.
Unlike you to be that pedantic Fritzy, keep up the good work.
Steve
Posted on: 15 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted on: 15 December 2006 by Earwicker
Jeeeezus Khhhrrrsit...
