Is Govt. to Blame for Poor ***?

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Originally posted by Lomo:
PS In Oz viagra is not on the subsidised list but I hear in the USA sex offenders are eligable.

Not a good argument for redefining "Eligible Batchelor"

Government definitely helping.
Educational steps being effected in China where it has been revealed that two university students had been married for two years without issue. They went to hospital for a checkup where they discovered that simply sleeping togeather in the same bed would not result in pregnancy.
Maybe a few over there who know the rules???

The viagra scare brings home the old words of wisdom:
stop it or you'll go blind.

What bothers me is what would happen if 'Veritas' were in power. Would women be obliged to sign a document averring that they were certainly not 'faking it'? Is there an 'opt-out'?

Women who fake it are the most stupid creatures on earth.

How else, other than being honest, are they ever to reach a pleasurable climax?

It seems some of them place deception of men above their own pleasure.

The females concerned are justifiably doomed.

Actually Steve, it most often comes down to the woman just wanting to get it over and done with - ie: the man she is having sex with fancies himself as god's gift and an incredibly good love maker and won't stop until the woman has climaxed; whereas she, on the other hand, isn't experiencing god's gift at all and would merely like the boring pounding (or whatever) to stop - but doesn't want to deflate the poor fellow's ego.

Makes sense but if she's shagging such a guy on a one-off basis he's the only winner.

I guess this would explain why it would be appropriate for women to charge (either directly or indirectly) for such one-off sex.

Any woman who fakes an orgasm in a more long-term relationship is an idiot.

Some women apparantly never get to orgasm which means they have little choice but to fake it.
Deane, I guess if he knew that, it could deflate more than his ego.

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Originally posted by Steve Toy:

Any woman who fakes an orgasm in a more long-term relationship is an idiot.

But not quite as big an idiot as the man involved?

Wot's an Orgasm then ?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Wot's an Orgasm then ?

1/2 oz white creme de cacao
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz vodka
1 oz light cream

I'll have a triple one please, I'm cutting down

Fritz Von I heard two young kids from Auckland earlier talking about meeting some top rugby stars, the little girl with the sweetest accent/dialect said "I've never met a lion before"

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Originally posted by Deane F:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Wot's an Orgasm then ?

1/2 oz white creme de cacao
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz vodka
1 oz light cream

And I thought it was me

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But not quite as big an idiot as the man involved?

He gets his jollies, she doesn't.

Who's the biggest idiot then?

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He gets his jollies, she doesn't.

Transactional sex.

Circular argument.

See above.

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Originally posted by Steve Toy:
Circular argument.

See above.

Transactional sex.

Mere observation. No shape. Not argument.

It's no wonder you guys need to get drunk first. Even when Steve shows you where it's at you still pick a shapeless partner and have to pay for it. Luckily(?) DeaneF only wants to watch.

I've never known them provide rich sex either !!!

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Any woman who fakes an orgasm in a more long-term relationship is an idiot.

Surely, it's no different to the little white lies that litter most relationships.
e.g.

Q -"Does my bum look big in this?"

A1 -"no Luv you look beautiful"
A2 -"Yes it looks like the side of a bloody bus"


Which do you choose? and whose the idiot when you are getting up of the floor with a black eye?

That'd fit nicely into the True Truths thread as well, innit


Fritz Von Nice One²

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Originally posted by greeny:
Surely, it's no different to the little white lies that litter most relationships.
e.g.

Q -"Does my bum look big in this?"

A1 -"no Luv you look beautiful"
A2 -"Yes it looks like the side of a bloody bus"

There is a simple answer to it and it leaves you unscarred and with respect.

You answer :

"Let me ask you a question before I answer. Do you want me to lie or should I be totally honest ?"

....... You could always answer it as :

"Look dear, you think it is big - otherwise you wouldn't ask. Is this a trick question so that I can be the fallguy for your huge arse ?"

or

"Dear, if you were in the garden naked, it would still look big."

........ at least you would get kudos in the pub when asked howyou got the black eye !

A relationship that is held together by the paper covering of "white lies" is worthless.

If a woman keeps faking orgasms she's not going to get many (if any) real ones. Surely the "I like it when you..." approach works much better than "Yes! Yes! Yes! ['urry up and get it over with ]"

"Yes your bum does look big in that, so pick something more flattering to wear ...

... but if I don't tell you as your partner and best friend, then others will just say the same behind your back."

Ok, say the above from a safe retreating distance, preferably with an open door behind you to run through...

Why worry? Most bums are huge these days. If the Chinese didn't have an 80% market share of clothing today's teenagers couldn't afford the sailcoth to cover their huge arses in those hidous diesel-stained denim spinnakers. If arses get any larger they'll have to build girls jeans using gores like hot air balloons!

Not that I've ever noticed of course.

Ritchie Cunnignham always said "Sit on it" innit