Roast Potatos:

Here's a real hot roast potato covered in dripping for you Chaps. A Senior British Policeman has just anounced that the er, term paedophile should only be used against men who have sex with children under the age of 13, and that Child Pornography should only be termed so where kids under 12 are involved, and this Chap works in this area.


Fritz Von Strangely enough I recall (never to be forgotten by me) Thatcher allowing an Iranian geezer to wed a 13 year old (British Citizen) against her will, and live (and sleep together) in er, Yorkshire.


For the good of Our Mick's Country you see Chaps, oil and the Shah and all that, How Odd!

When the Belgrano was hit, I wonder if the sub crew all cheered hip hip hooray for Our Brave Captain Chaps?


During the Iran (Sorry Persian) Iraq War where millions died, it was lucky that Our Sadders didn't get hold of any of their superior rockets (supplied by er?) wunnit, or Israel'd be well pissed off, probably why they bombed em too, innit*

I was shocked & stunned that somebody posted a piece on the Old Pink Salmon Show recently claiming that the RAF had once bombed Kurdish villages with er, Poison Gas!
Parry should use his influence to have that person banned for life I feel!

When I first started teaching the Chief how to cook decent Ruby's he really didn't have a Scoobie Doo. Slowly but surely he's developed into a fairly decent dinner lady though, but I thought it a bit much him going totally Indian in the middle of last summer when he sold his fridge-freezer and went native so to speak*


Fritz Von Ahh that's the reason for curries you see Chaps, no fridges*

Are Bombay potatos with Bangalor Pall, Nan bread, paulo rice, mushroom & onion barjhies, mango chitney, fresh banana, coconut, kickin windaloo, lamb korma, & Chips Junk food?


No ketchup or coke mind:

Good afternoon Fritz Von Roast Spud,

Please tell me you don't wilfully eat Haggis?

When my younger sister and I were kids, our mam went into hospital and dad was in charge of the cooker, he decided to revisit his upbringing by rustling up Tripe and Onions for tea (it was a staple food when he was growing up apparently).


“Get the bloody stuff eaten, because I’m telling yer’ you’ll get nowt else” I’m pleased to inform we survived the trauma of the chip pan fire as well, only to be nearly poisoned by Gracie the old Scottish dear in the flat above, who cooked on an open fire and everything tasted of smoke and soot, she fed us home made haggis, were we glad when our mam came home.

Thanks for stirring some happy and funny, to me at least, memories!

Beano doesn’t like salami either, but that’s another…

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

A Senior British Policeman has just anounced that the er, term paedophile should only be used against men who have sex with children under the age of 13, and that Child Pornography should only be termed so where kids under 12 are involved, and this Chap works in this area.


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The policeman is correct. According to the Textbook of Psychiatry a paedophile is someone whose principle sexual interest is pre-pubescent children. There is some debate as to wether someone who has an interest in adults and a secondary interest in pre-pubescents should be classed as a paedophile. One thing for sure is the newspapers and media often use the term incorrectly. If someone has sex with a 15 year old in the UK they have commited a sex crime but in France it is legal. Having sex with a 15 year old does not make one a paedophile unless said 15 year old is pre-pubescent, which is jolly unlikely. These days most 11 year old have reached puberty. In the UK it is ok to have sex with a 16 year old but in the Philippines it would be statutary rape until the age of 18. A true paedophile according the textbook has no sexual interest in children one they reach puberty. Condeming and labelling someone a pedo for having sex with someone who is a month under age and subjecting them to years of prison and therapy and probation and sex registers and abuse etc. is nonesense in my view when if they had waited just one month it would be perfectly legal and the 'victim' automatically goes from being 'scarred for life' to be one of the normal happy 40% who lose their cherry at this age. Did you know 25% of sex abuse in the UK is committed by women? I'm enjoying this book - just finished the chapter on sexual deviance and beginning the chapter on substance abuse. Convict someone of having sex with someone who is deemed underage by all means, lines must be drawn somewhere, but labelling them a pedo would be incorrect according to the medical profession.

That was a jolly detailed description Our Acad, and one that said copper probably goes along with too. It's strange really how different lands vary, Russia only recently raised it's age of consent back up to 15 from 14, The Phillipines like Poland are Catholic inspired nonsense laws, and in the US you can marry at 16 (with parents permission? as in England, can fight in warzones and get killed, but can't drink beer or vote.


Fritz Von Fredders Old Chap you'd think Our Mick would be decent enough to take you out to lunch one day wouldn't you, then you could talk about me, ps that Beatles link on my last thread is playing the New Album by the way.*


Beano me old Soak, I recall my Mother banning tripe from the house, my old man ate it raw with vinegar and onions, the neighbours dogs liked it though (but only cooked)

Regards,


Fritz Von I do actually like a bit of the old Haggis actually with white pudding etc a glass of good Malt.(usually Highland Park or G-Morangie). coke optional John:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:


ps that Beatles link on my last thread is playing the New Album by the way.*

Fritz von excellent intel. I'm listening to it even as I squeek.

Acad von original tapes innit* blooming marvelous, George Martin the fifth Beatle and Eleanor Rigby now, what a treat.

Cheers,

"What would you do if Mick sang out of tune
**** "



Fritz Von Glad to be of servile Our Acad, I trust I don't get accused of bringing er, music to the forum, innit*

P.S. When Smoking bans come really into force in the next 6 months in England I imagine they will be fully enforced with Percy Sugden Council Jobsworthys inplimenting fines across the board with impunity*

Did you know there is now not one single 24 hour pub in the whole of Britain, what a load of absolute bullshit bollocks the UK really is at times, innit*

Funnily enough and this’ll sound like a load of old guff which it probably is…
Anyhow here goes; I seem to have the mental ability to totally block out, compartmentalize if you like, vast areas of my childhood, and never think about or even remember some events until certain buttons are pushed, the keyword haggis instantly conjured up a clear and vivid mental picture of me being sat at the dinner table with my two year old sister, with our Dad eagerly trying to convince us that tripe is lovely. Which due to hunger we went on to find out, it isn’t?

This mental picture I’m trying to describe is the sort of picture you’d imagine in your mind when seeing a long lost school friend that you cannot remember the name of no matter how hard you try, all because you haven’t seen them for 30yrs to 40yrs, but you instantly recognise them as your old mate, based purely on your childhood memory picture that is stored in your brain.

Beano blink of an eye

I see the Netherlands is trying to ban the Burqa.

Which brings me to how we thin slice people, I made “thin slicing” up by the way and don’t know if it’s actually a proper descriptive term or not? Well you do slice spuds so I’ll stick with it.


Or put another way, when we first meet someone, be it a used car salesman, a person in a queue at the bus stop or a stranger we simply meet just going about our daily life, we instantly mentally decide whether we like them or not based purely on the first-impression, this could be a facial expression,' for instance a happy smile or look of despair, anguish on a Palestinian refugees face,’ based on the subject matter someone reading Acad’s informative in-depth post on paedophilia would conjure up a disgusting expression; Hey, pulling a face like that, you don’t half look like your dad, is a phrase heard quite often too!

The facial signature is unique to each and every one of us, so what do you reckon should the Dutch Government ban the Burqa or not?

More importantly if our Jack Straw’s law gets introduced here, will it help us to thin slice people? Simply by being able too see their face.

Beano on split decision

Personally I see women walking around here fairly often in a full Burqa (mainly older women) and I don't give them a second glance or thought to be honest.


Fritz Von I think SAS balaclavas are rather antisocial though on occassion*



The Hoodie argument is exacty the same and I think like certain other recent widely publicised gutter press garbage they're just designed to keep anybody actually from thinking about the really serious things happenning in this little world today, innit John!

P.S. I don't think that Our Jack (next PM) has ever ventured to make it Law!

Where we live we have a very low ethnic population and very few Burqa wearers, not very cosmopolitan at all really, the ones that do live here are married to either professional people working in the medical profession or their husbands are cricket players.

As for the balaclava wearing soldiers they do look rather menacing, a bit like the PIRA sack masks, these instil fear which is there intention from the outset. Keeps the old noggin warm in’t winter as well.

I’m glad you thin sliced my Jack Straw connotation.

Beano

Goose fat.....................
for your roasts. Don't know whether it has been pigeon holed as junk as of yet though. I only do them for christmas lunch (am I allowed to celebrate?) Health risk questionable.

Regards
Guy

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Originally posted by GuyPerry:
Goose fat.....................
for your roasts. Don't know whether it has been pigeon holed as junk as of yet though. I only do them for christmas lunch (am I allowed to celebrate?) Health risk questionable.

Regards
Guy

They have an old saying here that one should breakfast like a Kaiser and supper like a begger, though I must admit some goose fat roast totties wouldn't go amiss at the moment (slightly salted).


Fritz Von I've had to make do with freshly chopped apple, plain joghurt and akazia honey instead, all washed down with a reasonably tasty Claret (excellent vintage month too)


Goodnight*

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Originally posted by GuyPerry:
Goose fat.....................
for your roasts.

With garlic and thyme ?

Roasted sweet potatoes - yum

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Originally posted by andy c:
Roasted sweet potatoes - yum

What about the goosestep though Our Andy?


Fritz Von Those Polish Chaps are bloody good at it, innit.


Sweet Potato Pie*


Can one be a dirty old man under 40?

on a similar topic, you inspired me to look closer at the beer shelves at Asda, and i located some polish lager beer...yum x 2

So,

You hereby are released from your curfew tag...:-)

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Originally posted by andy c:
on a similar topic, you inspired me to look closer at the beer shelves at Asda, and i located some polish lager beer...yum x 2

So,

You hereby are released from your curfew tag...:-)

As you'll no doubt be aware Our Andy, as with Strongbow Cider made mainly from French apple Must (as confirmed by Fredders who worked the district) and as not now disputed by the Right Honourable Cavendish MP (Mouth South) who knows more than Seno'r Parry even, a large percentage of British fine Ales, as well as a very much larger percentage of German beer is essentially made from Polish Hops (ops). I was listening to some thought on that Chief Constable's comments earlier interesting stuff I must say, people are actually thinking for once, innit*

Regards,

Fritz Von Did you know that an ex KGB Colonel, who some had said would die an orrible demise, is now actually er, the President of Russia!


Looks bad in Münster (nice place), I was actually going to post a recent story here (two days ago in fact) where the local Bill on the nod from locals checked out a long parked van that was out of place and found it full of weapons (rifles/pistols and ammo) and more alarmingly explosives too. The geezer was nicked, and was a known run of the mill villain with form, but where was the gear destined for?


Stranger then Fiction (good new filum, check it out) :

This is Berlin's most famous and favourite Junk Food, namely 'Curry Wurst', and is fine at three in the moaning but any other time not. Developed after the War a combination of bangers tomato sauce and curry powder (plus secret ingredients naturally). Usually eaten with a rock hard two day old roll, and er, possibly chips & mayo too, after copious amounts of you know what naturally.

Many a Squaddie has delighted in this pleasure, often depositing it on the pavement later just afore entering t'barracks like: (as you do).

All happenning here today I've just seen reports of a train crash just down the road from here, Phew*

Yup - had some of that - I think it was near Charlottenburg in Berlin - is that right, Fritz - have I got the spellin right?

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Originally posted by andy c:
Yup - had some of that - I think it was near Charlottenburg in Berlin - is that right, Fritz - have I got the spellin right?

Yes Berlin! that's correct Andy, now get back to work and stop bloody wasting my hard paid taxes, surely you've got some target & stats forms to fill out (in triplicate) for the local council wallers to discuss John?

Regards,


Fritz Von It's twinned with that London Jewel Lewisham you know!

Fritz,

Not at work until later - i work shifts ya know!

But thanks for the advice anyway

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Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,

Not at work until later - i work shifts ya know!

But thanks for the advice anyway

Just joking Son, I knew you weren't one of those Chaps who'd missuse public money & time.


Fritz Von Talking of Parry, he's bloody quiet innee?

P.S. Just had a call to say that my long awaited Court stuff/appointment for next thurday moaning has been cancelled due to the brief being Tom & Dick, bloody pain in the arse so it is*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:


As you'll no doubt be aware Our Andy, as with Strongbow Cider made mainly from French apple Must (as confirmed by Fredders who worked the district) and as not now disputed by the Right Honourable Cavendish MP (Mouth South) who knows more than Seno'r Parry even, a large percentage of British fine Ales, as well as a very much larger percentage of German beer is essentially made from Polish Hops (ops).

Strongbow (all Bulmers actually) is officially shite and has been for a number of years - I have never disputed that. Weston's has the Cavendish seal of approval. And by the way, this loathsome practice of drinking cider with loads of ice is officially gay.

It is of no importance where hops are grown; Goldings are Goldings; Fuggles are Fuggles; Bramling Cross are very rare etc.

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend. And as fate would have it, Shawn would be the first to pass. Pat, hearing of his friend's illness, came to visit his dear friend one last time.
"Shawn," said Pat, "can you hear me?" Faintly, Shawn replied, "Yes, Paddy, I can." Bashfully, Pat started, "Do you remember our pact, Shawn?"
"Yes, I do Patty," Shawn strained. "And, you'll also remember that I was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey over your grave, which we have been saving for, going on
30 years now?" said Pat. "Yes Patty, I do," whispered Shawn.''It's a very ?old' bottle now, you know," urged Pat. "And what are you gettin' at Pat?" asked Shawn, briskly. "Well Shawn, when I pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?"


Fritz Von Your opinion of Bulmers is irrellevant Cavvers old Son, my memory is fine thank you very much, and the point was what apples Strongbow is made of, not what it tastes like, and I've personally never seen ice in cider only guinness or champagne, luvvly jubbly.

Regards,


Fritz Von Calva is my tipple of late with a coldie*