Roast Potatos:

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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You'll be amused to learn that I'm denied access to viewing above link!

Mossad have noooo sense of humour either. Strange cos Jackie Mason is well funny I reckon.

It's A UK link John?


Fritz Von Britain is Secular and should remain so, when I was at school (honest) we were taught the Bible etc, as if it was HISTERICAL FACT, this is still the case I feel, the question is WHY?

Why Oh Why?

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It's A UK link John?

Nope. israeli.

(you have not previously tried to hack Mossad have you our Fritz?)

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:

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It's A UK link John?

Nope. israeli.


(you have not previously tried to hack Mossad have you our Fritz?)

Quite right John, I was too quick off of the mark there (just had my first milk coffee), I only wanted to enquire after Our Ariel's health, innit*


Regards,


Fritz Von He'll be with God soon I expect*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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Fritz Von Britain is Secular and should remain so, when I was at school (honest) we were taught the Bible etc, as if it was HISTERICAL FACT, this is still the case I feel, the question is WHY?

Why Oh Why?

Its a blooming mystery, thats for sure. Its even worse in the Philippines. I will have to educate me own children meself at home in the old mud hut or have their precious little heads filled with Catholic garbage in the state schools.

I'm orf to swing in me hammock. Have a nice day our Fritz.

Aye Lads, I always like a nice funeral me! Call me Cynical if you like, but I strongly suspect that if this poor Chappy didn't happen to have been er, Christian and now being put to rest in Beruit's er, St. George's Church, I doubt if the er, Media would have even mentioned it, I mean the Ashes are far more important, innit*



Fritz Von Remember that nasty little man from Palestine, Arafat thingy, his wife was er, Christian too, strangely enough`*


So this is Christmas!

They don't seak German never mind English: I'm pleased they're going to Ingerland, I don't bloody want them here in Europe.

Maybe they should go to Iceland?

So why are religions in UK tax deductable then?

Ahh Innit Nice:

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Originally posted by Christian Alshus:
Seen this?

http://www.glumbert.com/media/fifties

No wonder Bert's Glum Chum!

Regards,


Fritz Von Pinko Wiltshire Lads Rule, Obvious innit*

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Originally posted by Robbert:
Me where this is: http://www.fireservicecollege.ac.uk/

And are there any cheap naim stores in the quarter.

I will go to there for a week ( next week )

Yess i'm a firefighter her in Holland.

Thx

Moreton in Marsh in the middle old Chap*

Regards,


Fritz Von Which end of a ladder is which?

P.S. Our Mick will show you around, & don't forget your big fat wallet John*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I wonder how many future threads we'll see on here explaining to all and sundrie why England got totally wiped out in the current Ashes Tour?
Posted 00:22 23.11.06.

Fritz Von The excuses, the cheating, the dodgey balls*
*

I ain't sayin Nowt*

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Originally posted by Rasher:
Blimey!! How do you spot one; these people with a "sickness of the mind"?


It's probably safer just to hang around with tough guys like this, and then you know you'll be okay

Rasher - Brighton

Especially in Skidrow On Sea John!

Regards,


Fritz Von I wonder when British Firemen will be multi-task trained as within the rest of Europe then?

P.S. The new Bond has previously played some pretty credible 'naked' Gay roles as it appens*

Being satisfied with just recieving my Private Eye here on a punctual regular basis from the UK, after having many experiences over the years of trying to order goods (various) from Eng land where they get lost, arrive late if ever, wrong article, money not recieved, etc, etc, bullshit mickey mouse rubbish excuses across the board, I'm not surprised that the European Court has just knocked back the buying/ordering of booze & fags from here to there. Think of the stress it will save poor UK customers missing out on their orders being screwed up along the line*



Fritz Von If I order goods from France, Holland, neighbouring Denmark, etc, etc, they arrive on time, no duty, and even the non €uro countries create no sweat as UK does.


P.S. Oh Yesh, won't Gordon Broon be happy then, not too mention all the Mickey Mouse Off-Licences and Tescos innit*

Pathetic as per usual* (Blame the Court eh?)

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Originally posted by garyi:
Its an urban legend. It is not possible for anyone to charge you 15 quid on pick up even the best scammers, its just not possible. BT have confirmed this.

If somenbody is daft enough to ring one of these numbers (and on their own phone) they certainly can have that connection instantly split into many simultaneous calls costing at least £15. I know cos I was daft enough once and Deutsch Telekon are just as wank and unbelievable/reliable as BT that's why I don't go near either of them*


Regards,


Fritz When I was billed previously, they just mentioned that they provide the link service, what you ring is your own affair*

My current connection phone & i-net is protected from such numbers (automatically updated too)

Watched a nice little filum earlier based in New Zealand where City Girls from Auckland etc, took the old choo choo daan saaf to find themselves some rich lonely farmer boys as husbands. Our Deano's Dunedin station was shown (fine building (not quite Hertford East though)on down to Middle-March). Basically a British Style serious piss up, meeting pissed up lads, who's kidding who, all bloody quite sad really!


Fritz Von Didn't see any Maoris though?

Could Our Mick be just an Urban Legend?

Ah! That'll be it then Chaps!



Innit*

I wonder how much that table cost him?

Especially the one with the waggley tail Our Fredders!


Regards,


Fritz Von Coconuts*

Rich, Modest & Highly Charitable, reminds me of somebody Chaps?

Fritz

I am banned from the PFM therefore you are not allowed to mention me.

Regards

Mick ... hoping for some peace and quiet

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz

I am banned from the PFM therefore you are not allowed to mention me.

Regards

Mick ... hoping for some peace and quiet

I'm not intelligent enough to be a member of the Old Pink Salmon Show Mr P so it's totally irrellevant innit*


Fritz Von 2 Bans in a year How Twee*

Go on join them, Tony Lonorgon would love to have you in the fold.

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Originally posted by MichaelC:
An impressive mastermind too - it must be the sunbathing on the yacht that did it.

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Originally posted by Stuart M:
"Impressive Mastermind"

Don't tell me Chaps! Yer both Postmen?


Regards,


Fritz Von Have t'watch me back on ere then, innit*

P.S.

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Originally posted by Martin D:
Thoughtful Observer

I got Mindless Guardian?

N.B. Considering Our Mick's ex Forum hardly does any administrative wrist-slapping at all, an allows virtually unlimited unchecked foul language as the Norm, he did well to get banned for a second time I must say Chaps.

3 Strikes and yer Oot:

I see that HIV & AIDS is seriously on the increase again in the UK (all groups) strangely enough not mentioned on the News Channel of the Century?


Fritz Von One can only but wonder why, innit?

Talking of Yorkshire:

Goodnight Chaps*

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Apparently the CIA do not want to talk to me, so I remain an enigma!

Fredrik

Of variations though Our Fredders, of variations*

Cheers,


Fritz Von Eddie could bend light too just like gravity*

On enigmas, the Polish certainly made an early contribution and rather vital too on that, even if Bletchley Park did the main work.

I don't know about Edu [his own nick name coined by Lady E] bending light, but certainly he could steer emotions!

I reckon the CIA link was a spoof! I doubt if the organisation would really want to communicate with me, but they ought to in my view.

I feel another post on the Wadka thread may be in order! Fredrik

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I see that HIV & AIDS is seriously on the increase again in the UK (all groups) strangely enough not mentioned on the News Channel of the Century?

Fritz von concerned,

But does HIV cause AIDS? Some of the world's top epidemiologists, virologists, doctors and scientists say not. See totally shocking documentary here AIDS: The Untold Story

Acad von its a multi-billion dollar scam methinks.

Acad Old Son, that all has a nice Catholic spin to it as well in my opinion. Last night I heard a very disturbing report regarding my close neighbours Poland (30 miles from here actually). The identical twins who run the place as President & Prime minister are pushing forward a plan to dig out any spy/collaberator remnents from the Communist days, we're talking tens of thousands here. It smacks absolutely of Stasi and Gestapo tactics to me, it's far far too late, and will not include the Church at all (where an estimated 10% of Spys and non patriots reside in their various guises). Homosexuality is being purged big-style, along with other non Catholic orientated subjects (scary stuff indeed).



Fritz Von This is happenning now, Today, and as a good example of it's needlessless one can just look at Italy & Rome itself, and not to mention Holland, Portugal, and possibly Ireland too*



Madness, simple madness, It's the same old bollocks coming in through the back door, that's why millions of Poles are leaving the place, it's not just unmeployment*



Cheap Labour for London Olympics, more profit for Our Mick's Chaps, and quicker, though shoddier/illegal results:


FACT²

Great to see Old Cavver's still gargling on trying to justify his respectability, innit*

Regards,


Fritz Von Well Done Cavendish, spoken like a true Nigel my Son*