Ruby Murray Quiz
Posted by: BigH47 on 09 March 2005
This is not original as any R2 listeners will attest.
This AM they mentioned Ruby Murray(50s singer and rhyming slang for curry). Listeners then started sending in "Curry" flavoured songs i.e. :-
We Are All Jalfrazi Now.
Pappadom Preach.
Anyone want to play?
Howard
This AM they mentioned Ruby Murray(50s singer and rhyming slang for curry). Listeners then started sending in "Curry" flavoured songs i.e. :-
We Are All Jalfrazi Now.
Pappadom Preach.
Anyone want to play?
Howard
Posted on: 09 March 2005 by Rich Cundill
It's Chappati and I'll cry if I want to
Korma Chameleon
..I used to know loads of these back in the day...
Cheers
Rich
Korma Chameleon
..I used to know loads of these back in the day...
Cheers
Rich
Posted on: 09 March 2005 by seagull
The Curry Song (sung to a well known tune...)
Is this a Bhuna?
Or is this a Jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order,
They all look the same to me
open your gob,
Just swallow a forkful and see.
I'm just a student,
Need something real cheap to eat
because I'm stoney broke,
Not a bean.
Don't remember
The menu I've seen,
Korma, Saag or Madras
Doesn't really matter to me
To me...
Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, curry on,
'cause nothing really madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
I see a little chicken
tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does very nicely
Nery very spicey
ME!
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan
O Vindaloooooooo
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand well back; this loo's quarantined.
Here it comes,
There it goes technicolour yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
Up again
Here it comes again,
Here it comes again,
Here it comes again,
Here it comes again.
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!
So you think you can chunder and think it's alright?
So you think you can eat curry and drink all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby, just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here...
Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan or bhaji
Nothing makes a difference to me
To me.
Is this a Bhuna?
Or is this a Jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order,
They all look the same to me
open your gob,
Just swallow a forkful and see.
I'm just a student,
Need something real cheap to eat
because I'm stoney broke,
Not a bean.
Don't remember
The menu I've seen,
Korma, Saag or Madras
Doesn't really matter to me
To me...
Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, curry on,
'cause nothing really madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
I see a little chicken
tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does very nicely
Nery very spicey
ME!
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan
O Vindaloooooooo
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand well back; this loo's quarantined.
Here it comes,
There it goes technicolour yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
Up again
Here it comes again,
Here it comes again,
Here it comes again,
Here it comes again.
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!
So you think you can chunder and think it's alright?
So you think you can eat curry and drink all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby, just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here...
Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan or bhaji
Nothing makes a difference to me
To me.
Posted on: 09 March 2005 by Nigel Cavendish
Aloo, Dolly
Burning Ring of Fire
Burning Ring of Fire
Posted on: 09 March 2005 by seagull
now some songs...
All Raitha Now
Tears on my Pillau
Tikka Chance On Me
All Raitha Now
Tears on my Pillau
Tikka Chance On Me