Best Graffiti
Posted by: JamieWednesday on 10 October 2005
Was going to add this to T-shirt slogans 'cos I couldn't be bothered to start new thread but there must be some rude words in there (How very dare you...) 'cos my work web filter won't let me open it.
So...
Posted on: 10 October 2005 by Tony Lockhart
Snigger, saw this one in Dorset last year:
Tony
Posted on: 10 October 2005 by Deane F
The finest peice of graffiti I ever saw was many years ago in this very town sprayed onto a wall on a bridge underpass:
To be contemporary is to look ahead, not around.
Posted on: 10 October 2005 by Deane F
I saw a photograph in the NZ Listener magazine of this graffiti painted onto a long corrugated iron fence:
Irony is the refuge of the wealthy.
Posted on: 10 October 2005 by Deane F
One piece of graffiti I often see is stencilled in small letters on the footpath in town. It has an arrow about 5cm long and below it is written:
Gluten free
There are a lot of sparrows around that area.
Posted on: 10 October 2005 by Traveling Dan
Spotted in the lift in the Pschology Dept. at Uni:
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Posted on: 10 October 2005 by BigH47
"Free the Indianapolis 500"
H
Posted on: 10 October 2005 by bazz
Dyslexia lures ko
Posted on: 10 October 2005 by BigH47
My mum made me a Lesbian!
If I give her the wool will she make me one?
H
Posted on: 10 October 2005 by Hammerhead
When I used to live in Greenwich, there used to be a single piece on the side of a red brick warehouse, near the Cutty Sark pub:
'Free the Kat', next to a sprayed image of a moggy. I thought it was well cool.
Steve
Posted on: 11 October 2005 by Martin Clark
On the bridge at the bottom of Wellsway, Bristol, used to be writ large:
'Global politics? Not me, I'd rather nuke and go.'
Posted on: 11 October 2005 by rodwsmith
On the A1 coming south into London used to be a sign that said:
"Golders Green 3"
Under which someone had painted:
"But to you, 2½"
Posted on: 11 October 2005 by Occean
Posted on: 11 October 2005 by nodrog
I enjoyed this image in Stockholm, sprayed on the side of a bridge:
Posted on: 14 October 2005 by Deane F
Just down the road from where I live, behind a carpark, which a friend pointed out today:
Sorry, but this wall has been vandalised.
Posted on: 16 October 2005 by Chumpy
As an admirer of the aptly-placed urban art, my favourite still (no JPEG clip yet) is ones 30 years ago in old bog in Bristol University Wills M. Building ...
'My mummy made me a homosexual' ...'If I gave her the wool, would she make me one too?'.
'Nostalgia ain't what it used to be'.
I know these are old, but I like a good verbal graffito.
Posted on: 16 October 2005 by Nime
quote:
Originally posted by Chumpy:
I know these are old, but I like a good verbal graffito.
It must be geographical. They did the rounds in the Bath bogs too. I refer (of coarse) to the graffitiists not the homosexuals.
Posted on: 16 October 2005 by rodwsmith
There used to be a "speak-your-weight" set of scales in Dartford train station (of all places) onto which someone had written:
"I whisper your weight."
Which I thought was very funny.
Also I once saw in an Islington pub a condom machine that had as part of its instructions: "turn knob sharply to left, then right" to which someone had replied "if you're going to do that you don't really need a condom"
Posted on: 16 October 2005 by Huwge
One I remember was around Fulham on a railway bridge some 25+ years ago - the ubiquitous "Jesus Saves," under which some wag had added "with the Woolwich."
Posted on: 16 October 2005 by long-time-dead
Similar vein :
Jesus Saves - and Dalgliesh nets the rebound ....
Posted on: 16 October 2005 by kuma
quote:
Originally posted by long-time-dead:
Similar vein :
Jesus Saves - and Dalgliesh nets the rebound ....
More similar vein:
Jesus Saves. Moses Invests.
Posted on: 16 October 2005 by Onthlam
My office isn't messy it's fung shui
Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
Sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
Anal intercourse is for ASSHOLES.
(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
On an elevator in New York: "Elevator out of order."
Scrawled underneath: "Try the ones across the street."
While I wait for the perfect woman to come along,
I'm having a lot of fun with the imperfect ones!
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck !
'Witch Parking, all others will be toad.'
Nothing is more wasted than a smile...
on the face on a Playmate centerfold.
To all Virgins - Thanks for Nothing !
Deja Moo : The feeling you've heard this bull before !
God must love stupid people...He made so many !
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Posted on: 16 October 2005 by thirty three and a third
Posted on: 19 October 2005 by Shayman
There's a bridge over the M1 that had "Hoot 4 Hunting" sprayed on it which someone has changed to "Shoot A Hunter" Ha ha!
Also on entering Luton from the M1 there's a new sign saying "Luton - More for you!" which some one very convincingly changed to "Luton - More fool you!" within days of the sign going up
Jonathan
Posted on: 22 October 2005 by BobPaterso
In Essex, the Stanford-le-Hope sign has been changed to Stanford-no-Hope.
It's been that way for years so they obviously don't care
Posted on: 22 October 2005 by Nime
Painted on the Forth Bridge:
Living up here may be cheap...
But it's not scot free. 
