Good old Slobbers-Tito

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 11 March 2006

See how it works in the real world Ladies!
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by u5227470736789439
Perhaps he will will be little mourned. Fredrik
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Just got back from Spandau, Fuckin Magic, used to be a Prison*
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by u5227470736789439
Uraguay, perhaps! Fredrik
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Uraguay, perhaps! Fredrik


Fredrik's Got a Mystery?
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by u5227470736789439
Nah! Only teasing! Fredrik
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Nah! Only teasing! Fredrik


Nice weekend Kid*
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by u5227470736789439
dear Fritz,

Working tomorrow (4 am rise unfortunately), from six till two I expect. Got a bit tired and emotional last night as my Polish team are off to Poland for a fortnight, and they think enough of me to ask me along for a goodbye drink.

Methinks I am better off being more sanguine about disaggreements. Best let it go over my head, so can we call it quits, and get on with the rest of the joy of life as teasing cohorts? I'd like that, if you think it is a good idea? Fredrik
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by monkfish:
Hi
I have had three speeding convictions over a period of about ten years (one was a motorcycle and two more recently in cars).
The points have now been removed from my licence and I now tend to agree with Mick and stick to the rules.
Regards
Jim


Excellent way of thinking I must say monkfish (respect>Winker, had a last beer last night with a Polish Chap (border is close to here ) he was wrecked, and agressive after vodka's³, never mind the cops will take him home /very whatever no doubt, bloody pissed women are well


OI'm hpout of oreder*

Oh, I'm working tomorrrow too, ask for Mr Thingy*
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Far too much stress goonight:
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I forgot all about this thread, just like Slobbers, not worthy of thought*


Our Mick's garden's looking very posh these days, innit*

Regards,

Fritz
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
The old NHS is looking good then innit?*


Fritz von Getting a dedicated spur for my fishtank light*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Wether one is pro camera or not! I wonder who'll start a thread about where all the money goes to? These things are very big business indeed, but I refer to the private firms who rent them to Councils etc, we don't actually think for a moment that these proceeds from Our Andy's mates coffers, actually go to new pedestrain crossings near schools, or bad accident spots in fanny magnet land, that never had one before, etc, tec, do we? Oh No, the taxpayer certainly doesn't get a look in Jack,only in payin*


Fritz von It's called PFI you see, like everything else Greed for the sake of Greed, wether it be WEmberleee, School playing fields, 2Jags's house drestruction schemes, and not replacing new ones, the er, NHS, and God only knows what else, Our Gordon doesn't tender out as he should, the same old greed-firms get the same old public dosh unlimited, irresepctive of performance, it's called political choice you
see, you've all chosen to ignore democracy, now you're starting to pay the price, and it wont go away, Oh no Chaps, this is just the start, innit Our Mick, fair playing fields and free-trade for all, Where's Tesco's then?*

G'day, off to jolly old work now, my guppie's coming on a treat with the dedicated spur, what a quality change of life!

Remember the first lord of the treasusury, er, Tony Blair, getting up at PMQ's on numerous occasions and reeling ogff, more coppers, more nurses, more Doctors, combined-er, police farces.

Always completely trust your local PFI, She/He could well save you a fortune, innit*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by andy c:
Where's my invite?


Why don't you just invite yourself Our Andy, it'll be just as if you were still at work, innit*

Regards,

Fritz von Er, I think I've given section 5 a whole new meaning*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by andy c
Fritz,

My gran once said: "Politeness costs nothing, and gains everything!"

and," Don't voice an opinion publicly unless you are happy to take the consequences"

Yes, I was granny reared!

Profound, eh?*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,

My gran once said: "Politeness costs nothing, and gains everything!"

and," Don't voice an opinion publicly unless you are happy to take the consequences"

Yes, I was granny reared!

Profound, eh?*


Sounds like a threat to me John! now you really are at work ain't cha! Know any good lawyers?



Fritz von Our Cherie always said to luvver boy, you're nuffink when yew ain't dunn no mistakes Anthony*


N.B. Well that's another hard day over at the old office, if I keep this up, I'll be qualified to be a Civil Servant one day, innit*

P.S. Threatening Foreign nationals is a criminal offence (Section 1 Threatening of Forehn nationals Act 2006, paragraph 12 a)*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I see it's raining cats & dogs in Salford then*



Fritz von If the Wunder-kind plays like that in the World Cup, England might well be in with a shout, innit*

N.B. Did you know that when coppers and army longtermers retire at, er 55 in UK, ten years later they don't even bother with the state pension, as one has to pay er, tax, innit*

Wotta Lark, eh Pops*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Mick P
Fritz

Out of couriosity, what is this new job of yours ?

Regards

Mick
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz

I'd be pretty pleased that the laddie can write so well (if not at all, at all) innit*

Fritz von I swish out cubicles in a sex-video 'boutique', Our Mick*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Without in any way diminishing the impact of the London Blitz by Cpl Carpetchewer's whiney things! almost twice as many folk were killed in wartime London by Civilian motor accidents of one kind or another. Education, as with most things is the key to improvements, and the point must be put across by somebody who's actually listened to, as Van the Man, rightly points out with regards, smoking, etc.


Fritz von A great old friend of mine 'Willi' born 1902 (in Posnan, Poland) now dead, was for many years (including war-time, a bog standard fireman here in Berlin, and also said strangely enough (I had many brilliant stories from him) that in the 50's gas explosions, and traffic accidents almost outwayed the bombing casualties here too, injured and screaming horses in the street is no pretty thing, and only a bullet (hopefully one's nearby) can save the poor beasts, orses for corses really, I suppose, innit.


Mind you they don't have chip shops here like in Our Micks Plymouth*

N.B. First time I was in Zagreb (1984) my girl and I got arrested at the airport for taking pictures in an (unmarked) Military zone, innit. Of course Berliners died of hunger, many ate grass & tree bark, and all the zoo animals were eaten, though Moscow was even more worserer still, apparently, hard times indeed*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Luigi ! You must be so Proud of Berlusconi, what an Italian*


Regards, Fritz von Famin Brandy upon a crepe susette*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz

We Gotta Boogie*

Fritz von Naked Marines in Norway Bonding*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz

Our Nime comes to mind, innit*


More yer Broonie, Anthony, & 2 Jags here I feel, innit*

You know me!
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Mick P
Fritz

Are you contributing to your company's pension plan ?

Regards

Mick
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz

Are you contributing to your company's pension plan ?

Regards

Mick


Yes! as per always, and thank you for your concern Old Stick, fortunately successive German Governments (usually coalition ones), are never in a position to speculate with Public money, and such funds, even dear Bushy has far less executive power than Blair (Thank God, and Blair obviously has too much)*


Fritz von Is Hewitt the new Thatcher Horribillis? cos she bloody reminds me of the condescending old monster*

N.B. I have 30 years fully paid up Our Mick, I'm 47*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Luigi ! You must be so Proud of Berlusconi, what an Italian



Of course.
Next turn, if he wins, we'll have fascists in the governement.
Not those like now, but the true ones.
Those who like to close unions and open brothels.
And teach children to become a good spy.