Good old Slobbers-Tito

It shouldn't be allowed, kids might be reading this, and going by recent posts, many are seemingly senior members too, innit*

Fritz von Never mind Luigi, maybe he'll go into exile in Ausrtria soon*



Goodnight, as the Serbs say*

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Originally posted by iDunno:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Well said iDunno, you are quite correct Old Tosh*

Regards,


Fritz von fellow master of the old pixels*

Why, thank you von Pixels*, although I should point out that I am neither Old nor a Tosh.

Stay off the booze mate*

Never mind Son! A Tosh by the way is a user of the brush in London town slang, in case you didn't know, innit*


Fritz von Why on earth should I stay off of the booze?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von Never mind Luigi, maybe he'll go into exile in Ausrtria soon*

Oh, i do mind instead!

My boss keep a Mussolini calendar on the desk.
And tomorrow i have to go back to work.
I feel just like my stomach is twirling inside of me.

She looked good in Playboy Luigi me old wine drinker*


Fritz*

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Originally posted by Fisbey:
I have a 'problem' with my eyes, in as much as I keep getting these (hard to describe) squiggly lines moving across and up and down - the optician says they're nothing to worry about, but they are so annoying!

Any advice / anyone know what I'm talking about?!


Having seen my own eye specialist about two years back for a general MOT (I've worn gregories on and off since chilhood) (not an Optician; an Opthalmic Doctor/Surgeon, finest in Berlin actually, and guess where he's from? Norway, name of Oppen: innee), I mentioned that to him as well. (We're all different naturally, only one Fritz unfortunately). My 'vitrous humour' pressure is fine (45 years old then), etc, etc, and he explained (in my case at least), those squiggly floaty things (just before sleep often) are a combination, of tiredness, diet, one's seeing blood impurites/fine dirt & one's own veins/cappilleries' basically, innit, strain through too much Padded Cell posting!, and age. As I've said afore, any such medical advice should only be sought in the real world, and not the virtual world, I mean we don't really know if Our Andy's a real International Brain Surgeon & Consultant or not, he may well be a Copper from Nottingham for all we er, know, and Mr Woodhouse may well be a taxi driver from Balham, though I'm sure he isn't!


Fritz von Our Fredders once talked about reading the Cappillery from Malta if I recall*

Old Nick's a good writer innee*


N.B. Though anybody blindly taking advice on this forum needs their bloody head seeing to as well, I'd suggest, trust this helps*


Regards,



Fritz*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

quote:

Originally posted by iDunno:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Well said iDunno, you are quite correct Old Tosh*

Regards,


Fritz von fellow master of the old pixels*

Why, thank you von Pixels*, although I should point out that I am neither Old nor a Tosh.

Stay off the booze mate*

Never mind Son! A Tosh by the way is a user of the brush in London town slang, in case you didn't know, innit*

Fritz von Why on earth should I stay off of the booze?**

Master von Tosh, judging by the way you down them beers methinks you is the one painting the town!*

Is it cos you is alcoho.. er, Catholic?**

On the other hand the spelling in your 5th post is a dead give away** :P

BURP, innit?! **

Not another bloody Doctor, maybe I'm a Doctor too, prove otherwise, though I must admit people do actually find my handwriting legible!*


Fritz von If you really wish to refer to all and sundrie who openly (over years on here) admit to enjoying a a swift half now and again, in a 24/7 reasonably priced City, as we know most English & Welsh ones are! as alcoholics, please feel free to do so, but do me a favour old Son, don't just concenrate on me please, use your imagination a little, innit*


I see Parry's buying the LSE then* (PFI Job) Now what a larf that would be, and NO! I do not refer to the Lazy school of Economics, either*

I suppose that when one considers the £100's of Trillions spent on putting cameras in London Buses, it's really no surprise that Berlin will soon have some intalled too, in case any poor English hooligans get picked on here, by frail (but threatening Nazi Grannies) poor chaps.


Fritz von You'd think VIP Dutch prisons would have 24/7 spy holes too, innit? I ain't sayin nuffink though, it's far too complicated, innit*

Lifestyle? I had wondered as my diet, excercise etc are none too great at times.....

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Originally posted by Fisbey:
Lifestyle? I had wondered as my diet, excercise etc are none too great at times.....

We actors are all the same Fizzer old son*

Fritz von Great shame about the Great Great Jimmy Johnstone who's just died at 61*



Rangers 2: Jimmy Johstone 23:* Magic stuff, a true Scot if ever there was one, Glasgow will be drinkin tonight, and that's a fact*

Good old Jinky*


Just like Bestie & Sir Winston, a total pisshead, and don't anybody pretend otherwise*

Happy Chick
Member
Posted Thu 09 March 2006 17:38
Talking of "bullshitters", I went out with one years and years ago.

It is amazing, he actually believed what he was saying. I am talking real porkie pies here as well.
Veronika

I forgot ask last time, as you'd put a full stop there instead of a comma, are you referring to him, or yourself Ronners?


Fritz von Pedantic innit, though true* I'd simply just hate to be Miss-Quoted*


Ian Blair was right, never trust a Politician*

Although this should really be on the True Truths 15a thread, I did actually think to myself whils't trudgeing through yet more fresh snow earlier today, that the folks I've known over the years who deem fit, either to tell folk what good people they are, all the time, or to constantly tell the whole world how pretty and gorgeous, their other half is/are, rather than maybe what lucky folk they are to have them in the first place, always make me very uncomfortable, and rather sad actually*



Fritz von You know it makes sense*

Isn't respect a wonderful ting now*


Goodnight*

I suspect if John Peel'd been a platform chap, he'd have liked to have worked on a Diana, innit*


Fritz von I wonder why people on here talk such inane bollocks? don't they realise that they'll be 50+ tomorrow, and yesterday they were only 18!*

Listening to Brits talking about Vodka, is as amusing as listening to the wine storys, innit:



Fritz von Stick to yer Smirnoff Chaps*

Where's Varrington anyway?

CO²'s Going Up Then!!!

"When the night is young, and *****"


Fritz von I didn't know that Runrig were Jocks?, and make sure you always get verbal consent afore using somebody elses razor, innit**

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Originally posted by Bubblechild:
I agree, But if it's any consolation, these things get far less noticeable over time.

Just like Padded Cell Originality & Humour then, innit John!*

Fritz von Starka vodka's very decent with chilled banana juice actually*


Make sure they're Slovakian Nana's though*

Having heard (Personally; as a kid, and later) quite a lot of heavy anti-semetic remarks and statements from both seriously old school Serbian Nationalists, as well as far younger ones too (London mainly), I was thinking how strange it would have been if Slobbers the Butcher had been a Muslim, innit*


Fritz von Heard quite a few similar comments from young Poles too, though I expect Our Fredders will accuse me of lying, again, so I'd better not get into that, he can learn that little truth for himself one day, (No I'm not referring to skinheads, but to educated well thinking folk) innit*

Of course as well as speaking fluent English, Our Slobbers liked his Malt, and a good havanna or ten, all sounds quite familiar, Dunnit!*



Fritz von Fancy having a British Council in Gaza, how bleedin daft can you get*

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how bleedin daft can you get*[/QUOTE]

May I refer the right honourable gentleman to the post he made sometime ago (and all his others for that matter)

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
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how bleedin daft can you get*

May I refer the right honourable gentleman to the post he made sometime ago (and all his others for that matter) [/QUOTE]

Strange how yourself and Our Mick suddenly associate yourselves with Jack now he's dead and gone, innit*



Fritz von I'm a one man band John*

Fritz von I'm a one man band John*[/QUOTE]

Do you wear those cymbals on your knees Fritz old chop?

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
Fritz von I'm a one man band John*

Do you wear those cymbals on your knees Fritz old chop?[/QUOTE]

No! But after a good bowl of Mexican beans I can play a tune with my arse on a Faggot, or should that be, on a Faggot, with my arse?*


Regards,


The answer was always blowin there*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
Fritz von I'm a one man band John*

Do you wear those cymbals on your knees Fritz old chop?

No! [/QUOTE]

I saw a scruffy chap in George Street, Hove recently who was a one man band. He played guitar and mouth organ whilst playing cymbals between his knees and under his arms. Being a music lover I did not close enough to hear any farting but I wonder, was it you Fritz old chop? I think we should be told.

Regards, as always,

Erik

That's an Oldie, Erik! I've just finished cleaning the Mess, and preparing for the moaning, -18°C again tonight Captain, some bloody winter this has been, I can tell you John, though I'm having central heating put in, in the summer at last (after 20 years), plus nice new front windows (All have to be the same for heritage protection order reasons (they take them seriously here fortunately)(Did the back ones mesen over the last few years). If any ex/serving Military personell are now reading this (including Our Luigi) I direct them to today's BBC's Hard Talk, which I've just seen, and must say have totally changed my original opinion/stance of her, namely, 'ex' General Kimpinski (Abu-Grabe Guvnoress, accused of the abuse stuff in Iraq), check it out, Tarquers will be bored, it's so unsexy, and anti-Macho, innit*



Fritz von I wonder how the Germans have survived in Afghanistan for the last 6 years, as the second largest contingent force then?*

N.B. A Faggot is an Oboe, Clive*

I'd rather be a highly paid British/European Platform worker in the bowels of a rust buckets legs in a force 12+, than in the the engine room/bilges, etc, of a Panamanian/etc registered rust bucket 'somewhere in the world' as a Philipino/etc, 'Fully Qualified Experienced Officer' earning peanuts*

Fritz von Never mind the bloody crew naturally, wotta loada repetitive old bollocks, really*

N.B. Having personally experienced serious storms at sea (alone) in a small sailing boat, I think I can say that I felt much safer, even though very scared indeed, than if in a bloody great unlooked-after ship (as 95% are at sea, right now, this minute), and to be paid to do my job on a rig would be fine, and barring being a diver, or dodgey weather 'Civi' heli-pilot, I reckon my early days walking through live rail tunnels to Liverpool St, etc, were far more dangerous, especially for the faint hearted, and as sited by the odd ex/& current-platform jonnie or five, I've got pissed with (here in Berlin)over recent years (including very recently too)*


They don't have Naim kit though*