Good old Slobbers-Tito

Goodnight Heros*

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Originally posted by Deane F:

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Originally posted by Steve G:
F1 = yawn

Football = yawn

Kiwi Mentality = Yawn²

Fritz von Pity our Haifa member's not here any more, he could no doubt 'theoretically' give Jericho some 'Wall' advice, innit*


N.B. Deano! are you out on probation Son?

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Philipino/etc, 'Fully Qualified Experienced Officer' earning peanuts*

A point of pedantry Fritz me old very Reverend - A native of the Philippines is a Filipino if male and a Filipina if female. The terms Pinoy and Pinay are also used.

They don't have Naim kit though*

Who, the filipino's? There is a Naim importer based in Cebu City, Philippines, presumably some are rich enough to afford Naim kit.

I had no idea an oboe is also called a faggot and I am deeply indebted to you for this intelligence. Do you play your bag pipes in the same manner? I think we should be told.

PS - Football is indeed an almighty big YAWN as is F1 - we are in complete agreement Fritz old chop.

Well done that Man, extra compo rations for you Sir!

Fritz von I was fairly shocked & Stunned recently on the old Eye problem thread, that a purported medical member, actually gave medical advice on an internet forum, innit*

Could've sworn I just saw Our Mick on the Telly in London, demonstrating naked with other Chaps, though sporting a Bowler, to bring to light their terrible Pension deals, innit*

Who can guess which Prime Minister he grew up to be then?*

N.B. I don't even own a copy of the DaVinci Code, that's more of yer Chief's cup of tea, accusing me of nicking ideas, really Wot next?

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Originally posted by Fisbey:
I have a 'problem' with my eyes, in as much as I keep getting these (hard to describe) squiggly lines moving across and up and down - the optician says they're nothing to worry about, but they are so annoying!

Any advice / anyone know what I'm talking about?!

Mine do arrive late very occassionally, but I just e-mail them usually, and it's sorted pretty quickly, they're very efficient for a British outfit, I put the squiggly lines down to the Royal Mail, innit*


Regards,


Fritz von School pupils are another ballgame entirely though*


Where exactly is Bolton anyway?

Up near Manchester

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Where exactly is Bolton anyway?

Fritz,

being da modern man that U is I thought you would google this, or at least look on yer sat nav!

Thank you Gentlemen! this means that if the boys win tonight, it'll be another scrap against the Manc Crowd too afterwards, a double whammy almost, innit*



Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffin Johns*


"Well I'm a Wanderer, i Is a wonderer, **** round and round and ***"

Nearly as old as Our Fredders, amazing!***

This is absolutely true, Honnist! (though nobody will believe a word). About four hours ago at my place of work, a really lovely young lady (19 ish) came up to me, and asked me some bits and bobs about a little concert come new exhibition opening soon, and what the arrangments were etc, etc?


Fritz von I asked her her name, and in a dark brown voice she said (My Daddy's the Solo Faggottist with the Japanese crowd), I was shocked & stunned and seriously had to look at the floor and play with my desk drawers, and shoe laces, without exploding into unexplainable hyterical larfin *

Believe it or not, it's quite true, like everything I report on here regarding myself! other stuff cannie be ratified Dr, innit*


There's Power to yer Oboe John*

I suppose I was reminded yesterday by the old Polish Vodka thread about how 'Mr' Cavendish kindly referred to me as a moron awhile back, though he still hasn't explained how the British apple crop that he believes soley supplies the whole world with Hereford Strongbow Cider (which I adore by the way), is organised, without a 'very' large percentage of French/etc apple mush within it, innit, I still await his learned reply (which will obviouisly never come). Similarly German beer (as with British real ales) import their hops from Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, etc, etc, as they've done so for many a year, what morons they must all be!



Fritz von You'll be telling me next that Russian Smirnoff vodka comes from Connecticut (Bush's birth place by the way) in the USA*

Stanford, by Me*
N.B. I don't forget morons*

Even more whimps & Limp wristed Squibs**

A Turkish friend of mine (German Citizen, now), had his family house/flat broken into a few days ago here in the City. They rang the police immediately upon arriving home after a night out at the theatre/Kino with their two young kids, after finding the bad news. Even though in a fairly rough part of Town; (I remind Brits; Germany has 10 million more inhabitants, plus far many more ethnic minorities, and Muslim citizens, including, (In reality + cutting out Political-bullshit figures, nearly 8 million unemployed). Even so, the Cops were there in 10 minutes flat, and although no promises were made, a full CSI forensic scene was installed, with the family being whisked off to relatives nearby. This is what I really call good Policing in a modern European society, and even if they never catch the bastards /Which is most likely) effort has been seen to be, er, made, at a normal level, and hopefully insurance will compensate their bad luck!


Fritz von I recall my mate in London not too long ago being robbed, and the new motor nicked too from outside the house (Joke Joke Joke)( as mentioned on here), straight away police reaction, Your fault, No this, No that,(two days later when they finally bothered to appear) although Yes this, Yes that, can't do nothing at present I'm afraid! Start a higher level stink (they did) get stress from other directions (Our Andy know's what I er, mean, and it fucking stinks to high heaven) please no comments about individual this and that's! and speed camera's, and God know's whatever other 'EXCUSES' You Chaps are really something else, if you're for real that is? and that's a Bally fact Jack*



Pathetic! as every car incident theft here, is reported and dealt with immediately (I see it all the time, 'it's the law' (Don't tell me Germany is richer than UK all of a sudden) and insurance, and it works), and all the officers present are fully trained 'Firearms Officers''Armed all the time with real guns & Ammo, like in the Movies' Now what is your excuse Chaps, your answer to this in the UK? I'm waiting for a real answer! Cos all I hear, and see on here, is bullshit, bullshit, and yet more bullshit²


Innit,


Goodnight* & Mind how you go, there's many a bent geezer out there who'll do yer big-style given arf the chance and make no er, mistake, never mind the villains*

Probably safer workin on a fuckin oil rig, cookin the lads brekkies of a moanin, innit*

Now I know where Bolton is Chaps*

Fritz von What's a Barrack Room then?

Another Scottish Rig fire I see! you've really gotta watch them old chip pans when the waves are high, innit*

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Now what is your excuse Chaps, your answer to this in the UK? I'm waiting for a real answer! Cos all I hear, and see on here, is bullshit, bullshit, and yet more bullshit²

Wind yer neck in, dude, and ask nicely!

Oh, and to imply you are always 'balanced' in your views???

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Originally posted by andy c:

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Now what is your excuse Chaps, your answer to this in the UK? I'm waiting for a real answer! Cos all I hear, and see on here, is bullshit, bullshit, and yet more bullshit²

Wind yer neck in, dude, and ask nicely!

Oh, and to imply you are always 'balanced' in your views???

As balanced as me just deciding that I'll not bother to put four recent nice juicy British Coppers corruption/abuse of privelge cases, in UK,. on here (all sourced naturally as per always):


Fritz von Just having returned home from a lovely day at the bog-brush factory, I learnt something astoundingly new today. During some attempted translation earlier (in my break) re ancient Persian Spring/New Year customs, it came to light that the word 'Sir' in Persian/Iranian, actually means,'


er, Garlic (Notta Lorra Peeps know this, innit<*

Quite right Our Andy, I've obviously wobbled the facts, in fact none of it ever happenned John, I made it all up*

I can hear Luigi laughing from here!!!*

Hey, Fritz - put em on!

I have no issue re folk in public office being done for corruption!

Don't hide it behind me, john*

Those new Democratically Elected Iraqi Politicians sure do learn fast, innit*


Fritz von Sending Our brave boys in, to do their dirty work for them, and after all we've done them for, I mean done for them!"*


Tarquers! Did yow see all them Choppers,let's hope none ov em fly into each other, innit Son*

Andy Old Chap, you stick to traffic lights, and lost dogs matey, I've heard it from you all before, save it for the Judge Mate*


Regards,


Fritz* Secret Strongbow drinker, 80,000 tons of British apples a year = Wot? Notta Lot, that's wot! actually in real Commercial Global terms, but you know me*

Lord Parry of Plymouth-Ho Ho Ho*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I can hear Luigi laughing from here!!!*

Of course!

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I can hear Luigi laughing from here!!!*

Of course!

I wonder what Tony had to say, those Benn's are moider sometimes Our Luigi, innit* Nice Italina Claret tonight with safron cheese:

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Andy Old Chap, you stick to traffic lights, and lost dogs matey, I've heard it from you all before, save it for the Judge Mate*

Blah Blah Blah....

I was just thinking to myself (EEEk) , that possibly, cons on Death Row in the States, etc, (those that are undoodedtly guilty) should maybe have an 'legal' option to test possible future life-saving drugs, with the view that they get their sentence commuted to life (without parole)! I think some would actually go for it? Withut getting into the ethics of abusing mentally sick patients (who can't fend for themselves) with such experimental drugs (which I've seen here personally) I think the former option could well work, so long of course that no more death sentences were suddenly given out over night (but that's only my anti- Capital punishment stance, it's a good kick up ther arse most of them need) innit*

Fritz von As our very own Doctor in the hoose will agree (now that he's giving etheral diagnoses on here) Poor Medical students often get into testing progs, as they do here too, and all liability is waved once yer signs the risk contract, and 'taked the dosh' naturally (Known here as an honoury-thingy, in such cucumbers)*

Syria's President is a fully qualified (London trained) Eye Surgeon, so really when you think about it, in practical human societal terms, he's far more useful and valuable, than Blair, Bush, Chirac, Merkel, and Mick Parry all put together really, innee*

Don't know about Rumsfeld & Cheyney though?

Nice one Mr Lockhart, bloody funny that Bouy*

Fritz von I wonder if his name was Bob?