Good old Slobbers-Tito

Fritz

Just how many hours do you work in this new job of yours ?

Regards

Mick

Berlin's Latest Shopping Centre which opened, er, earlier today, I here the Chief is still scoffing free grub there!:

The crack also, are the bus & train crews, taxi drivers, etc, etc, practicing with each other on the old English language front, in preparation for the WC, some of it's bloody well funny, the thing is though, they're going for it, and enjoying it, to promote this wonderful City (I'll be glad when the English Hooligans have all buggered orf again though, and that's a fact, nuffin new there then*


New BA Connect flights to Manchester % Brum verz soon, I might just pop over, to get a decent Rubz one weekend} é49 all in one way>

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz

Just how many hours do you work in this new job of yours ?

Regards

Mick

You are an ex- Post Office Walla Our Mick, and subsequently your decription of work compared to mine are very very different, you are there, I am there and work, no stop, innit*

Of course some of us remember 'All Our Yesterdays' on a Sunday afternoon (in black & white), and we had real butter for tea to-boot*


Fritz von Moaning Minnies the lot of yers, take far too much for granted. innit:

Some of us only have real butter now, and still don't watch TV! Why would anyone [watch TV]?

Fredrik

Needless to say er, 100% of all ATM's here have camera's within them, though England, even though it's now nearly in Europe has only 35% fitted, probably too obvious to ask why? innit Tom!*


Fritz von One can only take max €250 a day from machines here too, which is also a plus I feel*

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Originally posted by Stephen B:

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I'd love to be caught doing something trivial by a council official like dropping a fag end on a pavement, say 100 miles from where I live. "Yep, my name is Mick Parry and I live in Swindon. See ya wanker!"

Tee hee, but you won't be able to do that when (if) we all have to carry I cards.

Oh No you willnee! Cos the British people will 'Cheekily' ask whoever the PM of the day is! "Ere John, How come the New German ID cards & Passports (already in service for a year nearly) cost 20% of the price you're charging us then?


Fritz von You know me*


G'day, off to the bog-brush factory for more bristling* & Roger sang 'If's an Illusion'

Part of the Parry collection no doot*

The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Fritz von Well would you look at that Pat, now Dare's a Ting*

I've just watched a marvellous little filum about a Norwegian Post ship, going down to the South Pole, down Chile way; Chilly too, I expect! but cold doesn't bother me, I've lived in Essex. What a briliant trip that would be, far better than upgrading a silly old CD player (Cheap at the price too, at €8,500) no thrills or spills, just serious fun, all in. Strangely enough it reminded me of books I'd read in the past from the graet Mr Laurens Van der Post, and his Blue Funnel line anctics down Africa way! no wonder Charlie Boy liked him, innit.

Fritz van Well that's my little hard day at the old Bog-brush factory, coming down session done with, I'm orf daan the aul-Bauzer B'Jesus, so I am, Goodnight* Brrrp*



First ever Neo-Nazi Demo in this neck of the woods in the moaning, should be interesting!


Where's the Mercy, eh?*

I actually do think it's jolly important to remind everybody what a marvellous and splendidly ticker job our Armed Forces as well as Police Forces really do all the time, for 'We the People!' Let's face it, if I, or any other Politician said anything to the contrary, we'd probably be be Bally well severely shouted at, innit*


Partly-Manyly! God Only Knows How I'd have gorten orn without him?*

Taken from todays Scottish Daily Sport*

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
One way to slow people down would be to confiscate their vehicles for speeding, whatever vehicle it is, and crush or destroy it. I have always thought that would be fair enough. After all a wealthy person drives round in an expensive vehicle, and a poor person in something less expensive (on average), and those who drive for a living are not going to keep their jobs long if the boss'es vehicles keep getting destroyed, so it would work alround!

Only a thought. Fredrik

Only a thought Our Fredders, but i Is not a policeman, innit*

Just Gonna watch 'Misery' with James Thingy, give it a go, if you dare'

Fritz****

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:

I bunged a pile of horse manure on the soil and used a large inverted clay pot to force the shit.I have heard that soaking the stuff overnight in whisky is somewhat tasty, so I might sample some of that as well.

I shall be eligible for my bus pass in 3 years.

Regards

Mick

I ain't sayin Nuffin*

Regards,


Fritz:


Isn't Staffordshire popular for Pottery & BullShit Terriers?