Should Our Adam Be Obliged to wear Underpants under his Kilt when Consulting His MP?

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Originally posted by Deane F:

FWIW, I think this is the sanest debate about religion that I have come across for quite some time.

Kindest regards
Deane

You mean Politics Dear Boy, there is no difference at all at all*


Regards,



Fritz von Even in New Zealand*

Agreed.

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Ayes to the left!

I'm glad you didn't say up!

Good Old NHS Logic Innit*

Fritz von And I thought most people became members of certain religions not through choice but by peer pressure to be part of the gang, to fit in, not to be different from the rest, and above all to enjoy the general good feeling of not being in the wilderness of the individuality culture not felt by drones like myself who decided long ago that I don't need God as an excuse for my or other God fearing folks actions?


Perhaps I'm wrong and everybody else is right, but my many years of Sunday School as a child (which I mainly enjoyed) tell me instinctively otherwise, innit*

Forum members may have noticed the "Hide Post" and "Ignore List" features - well overdue.

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
Forum members may have noticed the "Hide Post" and "Ignore List" features - well overdue.

What Londoners would refer to as Tools for Tools Our Adam, innit*

Regards,

Fritz von A Nickety Nackety Noo the Noo*

Starvation & Disease are not Man Made!


Fritz von You read it in the Currant Bun*

I think I shall soon be ordering my next book, namely "My Father My President" written by George Seniors Daughter, looks pretty interesting stuff, innit*


Fritz von Get down Shep*

What I really like about comparing Our Jack's (Future PM) recent comments regarding constituents visiting his surgery and him asking them to wear underpants! sorry I mean for Ladies wearing headgear to politely ask them if they'd mind making their faces visible so he could talk to them normally (nobody objected by the way) and yesterday's pathetic Gutter Media attempt at Islamaphobia regarding the copper with relatives in Lebanon, is that with the latter nobody actually knows what he said, so the er, media chuck all the negative spin upon all variations upon a non-theme, where'as Our Jack has clearly & Openly said what his opinions and actions were, yet the Gutter Trash are still in denial to this fact, I'm hearing it right now and it sickens me to the core*



Fritz von Kay Burley for Deportation (TO LA, East) immediately as a definate risk to Britain's security & Social Stability*

Mrs Mick's just been on the old blower saying "I wish he'd worn a bloody veil too on our wedding day, he was in a right old two & eight"


Fritz von Never mind the Vindaloo & Lagery breath*

Nice'n'cliquey does it every time.

You should be ashamed Our Fizzer that's nearly a whole Faasend posts you've wasted yer time upon on a bleedin non event internet forum (if it's in work time that's OK though my old Son).

Fritz von Mosied over to the Chief's drum earlier to water his exotic plants as he's on an overseas special mission at present. I've never seen so much foilage, his bathroom was like something out of the Day of the Trifficks or summfink, I thought Emma Peel was gonna grab me from behind at any moment (I wish)*


Wot?

Eureka!

do I get a badge?

P.S. I've just posted the above post (in its entirety) re: Kay Burley etc, on the Sky News Blog site, it'll be interesting if they've got the front to actually put it up, innit!


Fritz von Any Takers?

Even Senior Tories & Wigs have commented upon the Standard of Our Jack's tour as FS in the past. To be the British Foreign Secretary and do it with success requires immense 'Diplomatic' skill & human communatitive nouse, not to mention a brain and an Excellent Diplomatic Service that is genuinely behind one (almost a-political if you will), I casn't even remember the name of the present one to be honest, I just know it's a Blair Clone(tte) like Reid. Wow! I'm shocked & stunned that it's taken so long for the Beeb to announce Hamserts last bash then (lots of larfin fron thingy in the background) cannie mind why nobody thought od it afore, course if he'd snuffed it, they'd have waited till Christmas.


Fritz von Stingray anybody? Coming soon to your screens in the name of security and taste*



No surprise that the dirty Diggers lot ignored my post then issit*


Well done the Royal Irish, lucky you didn't decide to pick and choose your duties wunnit*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Mrs Mick's just been on the old blower saying "I wish he'd worn a bloody veil too on our wedding day, he was in a right old two & eight"


Fritz von Never mind the Vindaloo & Lagery breath*

I've just had a rather irate PM in from Mr Parry, who'se pretty pissed off about my above post regarding he and Mrs Mick's big day long afore. So Our Mick; I'll duly apologise and put things right as is the gentlemanly thing to do as always in these delicate cases, innit.

Our Mick has never drunk Lager in his life and it was a chicken Byrianni not a bloody Vindaloo.

Regards,

Fritz von Fair enough Squire, I quite understand, I mean who wouldn't John?*

You know how in UK the legal age of er, consent is 16! Well in Washington DC the legal age of er, consent is erm 15, how embarrassing, innit*


Fritz von Well I never did*

In Canada the age of er, consent is 14 thereby "permitting the sexual expression of young persons as they proceed through adolescence into young adulthood."

Mustn’t discriminate based on age you know!

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Originally posted by Jim Lawson:
In Canada the age of er, consent is 14 thereby "permitting the sexual expression of young persons as they proceed through adolescence into young adulthood."

Mustn’t discriminate based on age you know!

Quite right quite right, no discriminataion intended, though the Canadans sure kept that one quiet I must say Dave*


Fritz von A bit of the old Special Rendition to Syria that'll make real men of them, innit*

Well Worth Watching & Reading Out There For Those Who Actually Can!

Fritz von And here's my rendit ***** Home on the Ra****

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Originally posted by David Legge:
From the BBC.

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One in four children in England is (are) obese, and schools are beginning tests to see if their pupils are overweight.

From next year, pupils will be weighed and measured as they start primary school and again before they leave. (Daily)

Parents of any obese four- or 10-year-olds can expect a letter telling them their child faces long-term health damage unless they lose weight (Why should the parents lose weight?)

No doubt there will be a significant number of parents (Especially in Manchester's inner city) who, on recieving such a letter, will be heading down to the school to tell the headmaster to 'fuck off' or maybe even give him/her a punch in the face.

/dl

Better to be fat and clever than Swedish and daft!


Fritz von Enjoying 'Imposter' at the moment (Filum) by Philip K Dick (Good Stuff).


"Only two things are Never Changing"

"The Uniworse and Man's Stupidity"


"Though I'm not too sure about the Uniwerse?"



Albert Einstein (Alias Thick Parry)

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Originally posted by Stuart M:

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Ayes to the left!

I'm glad you didn't say up!

Do you mean Up to the Ayes?


Fritz von Cos I know the feelin Laddie*



Goodneet* (A wee bit O'watter's OK too)


P.S. When I first saw that "Parents feed pupils through Gates" title thread, I thought it was another dastardly Microsoft thing!!!

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Originally posted by Haim Ronen:
Good night

I didn't miss any of that thread whatso'ever and deliberately didn't use any quotes or comment upon it as I could see it going nowhere from day one. Our Erik was a decent (online- Chap ) I thought, and the incredibly Parry-esque remarks by Partly-Manly regarding not discussing ex-members is arrogant to put it mildly, not to mention downright childish (no surprises there then, and no money involved either).

Mr Haim Old Bean, we've heard it all before from the Israeli propaganda front from the many-facetted Our Ayre (If indeed you are not he that is?). Running round in endless circles getting nowhere exactly what Erik was accused of, though I'm pleased the Israelis personally have finally left Lebanon (minus the two originally captured soldiers I notice) and I for one would like to see an immediate disbanding of the IDF. Israel always likes to be in the limelight for whatever reason, and of late it hasn't been so, so seeks yet again an excuse in my opinion.



Regards,


Fritz von The IDF being replaced by a normal National Army/Military like any other bloody so-called Democratic Country with unlimited funds from the US (in other words one day it'll actually have to stand on its own two feet) and participate in other UN war-zones like everybody else has to. (Congo, Darfur, Asia for instance) or are they all too anti-semetic there too?

Being at a total loss just now what to do with some two day old 'field salad' in my fridge (bit like roccolla but not so intesive) as I never throw grub away, I made the following for breakfast. Some of Our Jon's favourite Cretian olive oil in a decent skillet, warmed it up (not too hot) chucked in finely chopped thonions & fresh garlic, cooked till caramalized. Chucked in two large chopped up fresh martyres doused in my favourite latest chilli sauce (mentioned on a recent thread from Cali-fornication land) bit of salt & pepper too. Keep it all moving slowly warmin up, then I bunged in half an acre of the green stuff, which breaks down nicely like spinach after awhile and smells Ggggreaaaat. Beat up 6 eggs 'Squaddie Style' in a bowl (just a touch of milk to-boots) and chuck them in too. Keep it all slowly turning over with a Bachelor until it's well and truly spiffing, and then scoff it.

Oh & Cover it all with yer most favouritist grated cheese too*



Fritz von Nice to see Our Tony's sending some newly painted Green Goddessess out to Afghanistan then (they'll look new out there), don't believe a fucking word he say's Chaps, he's full of shite, and I should know, innit*

Bloody diet*


Some Israeli help out there wouldn't go-amiss, or indeed in UK to fill the TA Gap, and just think they could all learn perfick Ingrish too*

As you all probably no doubt know! The €uropean rules applying to British Ex-Pats in Spain are totally different to those that apply in all other parts of er, Europe.


Fritz von That's Why Our Mick's still queueing up to exchange his UK licence for a Spanish one so that he's legal on his Farley-Jim*