Should Our Adam Be Obliged to wear Underpants under his Kilt when Consulting His MP?

In the good old days when Our Mick's love was truly true!


Fritz Von Did You know that Our Ronnie was an ex Union Boss? Yer Cannie get more Hypocrytical than that, eh Mick!*


Nob: There again I suppose one could become Home Secretary in a weak Regime*

Is Austin Powers really in charge of North Korea?

"Today, 05:49 AM
seandtaylor
Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,053

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jek
The only defence against america is a nuclear one - thats fact as shown by iraq and afghanistan. Noone can hold off the US with conventional arms.

I'd like to propose a slight correction. Anyone can defeat the US military provided they engage them in a guerilla war, instead of outright confrontation.

Nuclear weapons are a means to prevent the US from attacking you in the first place. I think this is his aim."

Just borrowed from the old 'Pink Salmon Show':

Well stone me sideways somebody actually using their noddle for once!



Fritz Von I hope it ain't catching, we don't want none of that common sense shite on here Chaps now do we?



Just Not Cricket issit*

N.B. Keep this under yer hats Chaps, but apparently all future Marmite shipments to Norf Korea have been temporarily halted?


Haven't been on the tube for yonks:



"Mind Der Gap Johns" Bank Innit:

The direct translation for sexual intercourse in German is 'Gender Traffic"



Fritz Von Well I'll be beavered*

As We all know in the real world Al Queda thingy doesn't in fact exist nor ever did! and Saddam used to hate and shoot anything remotely like a terrorist, so I wonder why er, terrorists would deem it fit to launder er money then? as er, said by Britain's er, Prime Minister in Wanting about two hours afore?



Terrorists don't launder money, why on earth should they?

Just think the next leader of Iraq's gonna be even more terribler than Our Sadders*

What with squaddies etc being chucked a few 'so-called tax free' peanuts at this moment in time (good on em, but that's not the point) so they can maybe afford accost-free private health care! (for ten minutes) and Northern kids and parents being a million times more obese than in slimline poverty stricken London cos they're fat, daft, and don't give a toss about nowt, it's not surprising that fiscal success stories from the South want to jump ship to Spain's Costa Del Crime now issit*


Fritz Von It's almost as if most Servicemen & Women originated from Norf ov Watford, innit?*



Perhaps they do!!!*

I knew a girl once, or should I say she once knew me! Right little cracker, smoked 20+ a day though just t'keep trim. her boyfriend and later husband was well appy. She lost a breast löater though, but he was still well appy cos everyone still fancied her, which made him feel like a real man!

Today's Pink Salmon Show


"#43 Today, 08:40 AM
Andrew C!
Naim Ram plodding along.. Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,407

prowla,

that's cus u r a good lad! :-)
__________________
It's not always easy...

Ps forgive me spellin LOL!"


And there's me thinkling it's because he's too shit scared to leave his drum Our Andy except for the essentials?

Regards,

Fritz Von When are (REAL) Coppers gonna get educated afore puttin on a unifoam then?



Don't answer that, I don't wish to endanger your Intel Son*

They'll be telling me next that Coppers are doing secondary jobs to boost their holiday plans!

24 Hour Drinking in UK soon Chaps now that the War is over.



Fritz Von Good Gwief*


P.S. Well done Our Fredders have a good old time in Poland when you get there innit. Watch out for the old pickpockets though (You could always do Parry's old BFPO 1. trick when he was out there by sewing razor blades into your lapels and fish-hooks in his pocket linings) he still does it in the Gluepot today I hear? No there's a lot of fly by night Cockney plumbers out there Son, so be careful. The Polish cigarettes are marvellous (you've probably been smokin em for years without realizing it anyway) and don't forget yer fresh wallnuts, good apple juice is the ticket with the Vodka as you may know? innit*


Cheers for Fears, off to the old BBF again the noo*



Has anybody here ever been to Slovakia?

quote:

Don't answer that, I don't wish to endanger your Intel Son*

LOL, and there was me thinking you were about to play another record...

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:

quote:

Don't answer that, I don't wish to endanger your Intel Son*

LOL, and there was me thinking you were about to play another record...

Interesting report on thre telly yesterday about mega Police Overtime being made in the Uk Our Andy (nothing changes there then) so what with their 'Illegal' sidelines they must be raking it in John:



Fritz Von Must dash, of course squaddies work 24/7*

Don't overfeed the prisoners now John*


Fritz Von Obesity is such a curse innit:

quote:

mega Police Overtime being made

bit narrow minded for you, is this? I'd expect a little lateral thinking from you as to why this is, dude. After all, you are a little more clever than you look...

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:

quote:

mega Police Overtime being made

bit narrow minded for you, is this? I'd expect a little lateral thinking from you as to why this is, dude. After all, you are a little more clever than you look...

That's Bloody Auntie for yer Old Son*



I hear the great-value licence is soon to go up £30 Sovs too, though Gordon has promised to bring free ones down to the over 85's soon in his new cycle (or was it his son's?)



Just got my tax card for 2007 (that's one thing here that never gets lost in the post!) even if yer 90*

Merrydown English Cider, made with fine English apples is far less fattening than commercial Strongbow Cider I hear, and Our Fredders should know, innit*


Fritz Von It was just my imagination*

quote:

Originally posted by warwick:
Not Muddy Waters but muddy water. Water came through wall and onto the carpet staining it brown. Have cleaned up a bit with soapy water and now drying with newspapers.

Thank goodness I was in and unplugged hi-fi etc which is situated 2-3 feet from the damp patch. when I heard thunder (power surge possibility).

Waiting on landlord replying to my text message.

Not one of Parry's properties I hope John or yer can forget it! Rigsby's like free lunches every day compared to his fiscal shennanegins.



Fritz Von Make sure he's not connected yer dedicated spur to his lightning conductor to save on copper!


Bush's current (just finished) Press conference was mind-blowing*

You'll be amused to learn that I very nearly seriously endangered my chances of getting a reasonable reference today from my present employer. I wasn't aware that she was actually studying along with her job (senior Civil Servile) and was informed this moaning by a colleague that instead of addressing her as Frau thingy, it must now be Frau Dr Thingy, to which I wittilly³ replied (though too loud and within her luggin distance) 'Christ Herr Colleague! I've only been gone 10 days or so, you don't mess about over here do you Klaus!



Fritz Von Demoted to Lance Jack once again*



Goodnight*

quote:

Originally posted by Don Atkinson:

quote:

One mustn't get confused between things that entered the popular imagination through art and literature (whether that be the already-mentioned Dante's Inferno, or the fluffy-cloud heaven of art), and the actual teaching of the Church.

The point I was making, was that we mustn't get confused between

a-things that entered the popular imagination through art; literature; the scriptures; the teaching of the Church(s) and
b-what Jesus said.

Cheers

Don

Yawn²

What about the fuckin workers then?

A colleague returned from a month in Seattle a few days afore, and left me some interesting Yankee recipes in my file thingy this moaning. The Germans always joke about Brits eating baked beans for breakfast, as Brits sometimes do about Yanks eating piles of pancakes with cream & maple syrup (love them personally) but one particular combination even drew my line as it were.


Pancakes with cream & Peanut Butter*

Yes Bleedin Peanut Butter, Yuuuuuck²



Fritz Von Everybody knows yer supposed to eat PB in white bread sarnies & normal butter first with mega sodium chloride sprinkled all over them, innit*


And banana ones with sugar*


Obvious innit Tom***(&/$%%§§"!...___---*

**innit, John, asterisks...**

quote:

Originally posted by Earwicker:
**innit, John, asterisks...**

Like a fly to fresh sheepdog droppins (Get Doon Shep) works every time*

I've totally Bally gone and forgotten who the Heck England over 21's are playing tonight, is it Swindon Tarn or West Ham United?


Fritz Von There again Swindon might just Fuckin well go and beat the useless bastards*


P.S. I apologise most profously to anybody who may be offended by my use of somewhat 'brisant' language and I promise I'll never ever Fuckin mention Swindon FC's again, allright*

quote:

Originally posted by Stuart M:

quote:

Ayes to the left!

I'm glad you didn't say up!

It's lucky I didn't say Ayres anal innit John*


Fritz Von I've gone right off of my tea now*

That's the way Acad Old Son you're quickly getting the hang of it:


Regards,


Fritz Von Pushin out the envelope for all*

That's that Aswang Dam thing innit John?

N.B. Our Mick likes making sausages, we'd better watch out for him Chaps, he could very well be a Aswang in disguise!



Kans might be shit 80's speakers, but it's a bleedin good Fulim Festival Dave*


Exeunt:

Come across this while browsing ebygum, yorkshires online market.





I like the warning at the bottom.

And here's a few last thoughts to chew upon*

When Our Mick starts his new serious Political Discussion thread on here soon (Only open to those who openly admit to casting their vote when required to) you may of course lie (as many do) but online you are a voter, and otherwise only kidding yourself (God Forbid/shock horror), Will anybody actually be eligible to post on it?


Would Partly-Manly still have 'amusingly' started a Friday the 13th thread in two days time had I not reminded him?



Does Berlin Fritz desire that Turkey get their arses kicked at football tonight?


I wonder if yer can buy Lemon Curd in Southern Iraqi shops (besides the NAAFI)?


P.S. I've never seen Lemon Curd here in Germany, perhaps it hasn't got enough chemicals and preservatives in it innit, we all know how the old Germans like their Junk Food Chaps now don't we*


Check out Bush's Press Conference, it's a Winner*



Bedtime Bushy said Laura

Looks a bit Deer Dear

quote:

Originally posted by acad tsunami:
The Greatest Story Ever Told

This is a greatly renouned Forum too Our Acad which covers in far more 'professional' detail such important subjects as that what you have brought to us above John.


Best Regards,

Fritz Von & Ask For Our Mattt*

A plane has just crashed into a New York Skyscraper.


I ain't sayin nuffin*

..asterisks asterisks, John, innit, asterisks...***

What's a Clod Then?

Fritz Von I see that the middle class are getting hurt by taxes again, everybody's OK on here at least*


Good Gwief and it was 10/11 yesterday too?