Should Our Adam Be Obliged to wear Underpants under his Kilt when Consulting His MP?

Are Happy Irish Stews Made with Larfin Stock?

quote:

Originally posted by garyi:
Arf there is a general rule online that this sort of thing is not openly discussed on a manufacturers forum

Quite Right Sir, Quite Right:


Fritz Von Especially if you're a fair-playing- field Freemason Waller like Our Mick, innit*

I see the ageless Senor Potty has returneth then*

Regards,

Fritz Von This is the age of the train.

What did Delboy say to Blackadder in the trenches?

"Allright Captain! keep on Sproncin my Son"


luvvly Jubbly innit:

Anybody intelligent enough to lash out a whopping �1.40 for today's brand new issue of you know what! will not only find marvellous comments such as why the laughing policeman has stopped larfin on moral grounds, but also an interesting informative letter from The Right Honourable George Galloway MP (Georgeous George himself) on why he still is in fact so very very lushiously gorgeous.

Fritz Von Live dangerously Chaps, go and buy one for your husbands & partners*


Easier getting you lot to go out and vote probably?

Listen Chaps I'm just like you! So if you wanna sleep with my husband, just go ahead and sleep with my husband*


Our Cherie*

Nice to see we're once again getting the bullshit online Parry Customs and three legged dog advice, and I thought I could come up with some old Tosh at times, but you're Champeen of the Uniworse John*


Fritz Von Beckham on the old Blower to the England keeper "Yeah! I reckon it's the same clumpy clod that buggered up my penalty that time wunnit"



And I larfed*

quote:

Originally posted by Dobbin:
Anyone into this madness???

Of late I have an urge to clean the dust from an old beachcaster and see if I can pull in a cod or two.

Maybe I'll think twice once I've stood on the beach in an onshore force 5 in the middle of December!

I didn't have you down as another Mick Dave, don't talk about it Man! Do It*



Regards,



Fritz Von He get's seasick on the Dunes*


Have yer noticed how fat British kids lose tons of weight during their school summer holidays!

In Europe it was announced that an agreement has been reached whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertai nly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with"z"and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining"ou"and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl


innit:

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'

Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.


Fritz Von Recipe reading afore bed, Swedish, Yankee or General Waffles?



Opening here next week, marvellous stuff³


Goodnight said the nightman*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:



Opening here next week, marvellous stuff³


Goodnight said the nightman*

I haven't a clue what that building is, but, is that tower on the left The Fernsehturm?

Edit: Bode Museum possibly?

Well done Our Beano, if you click on the save icon you'll generally see some kind of title, innit*


Fritz Von And for those hero's posting in the above/ nor below 'Litigious Age thread I suggest they look no further than the mega taxpayer scoffing (legal aid) Chambers in London (namely Matrix) run by amongst others a certain part time Judge & QC er, Cherie Blair, who's cases to-date far outway percentage-wise the Public-aid purse on basically large unwinnable mumbo jumbo cases (basically Greed on their part-Non Criminal).

A Scouser on Employment Law, Priceless:


Personally I thought legal aid was a 'RIGHT' to help the poor man?

Excellent that folk are following Our Mick's superb online medical advice tips*


Fritz Von Why wait & Pay for crap?

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Well done Our Beano, if you click on the save icon you'll generally see some kind of title, innit*


Fritz Von And for those hero's posting in the above/ nor below 'Litigious Age thread I suggest they look no further than the mega taxpayer scoffing (legal aid) Chambers in London (namely Matrix) run by amongst others a certain part time Judge & QC er, Cherie Blair, who's cases to-date far outway percentage-wise the Public-aid purse on basically large unwinnable mumbo jumbo cases (basically Greed on their part-Non Criminal).

A Scouser on Employment Law, Priceless:


Personally I thought legal aid was a 'RIGHT' to help the poor man?

Some good points well made.

Employment law should be about protecting workers rights now that the unions have been largely stripped of power. Unfortunately it has also become a way for lawyers and opportunists to make money and this often detracts from what are essentially good pieces of legislation (like the age discrimination act). It then makes employers (and over cautious defence lawyers) behave in bizarre ways that give the press an opportunity to exploit in order to make the legislation itself appear ludicrous.

Perhaps legislation should be introduced to regulate against unreasonable 'mumbo jumbo' claims and then people could sue the suers for suing!

Re: Last Post:

This is quite true Captain, but while you and I banter here and there on this ere internet forum, Cherie and her pals (over the last 10 years) have cashed in on some 15% of the (NATION'S) legal aid fund, paid for by the taxpayer for the taxpayer and have subsequently taken money from serious people in need of help in my view. Likewise with the NHS (etc) PFI fiasco which eventually will become public and possibly the biggest financial scandal in Modern British History the er, public in their 'APATHY²' will no doubt ignore it so long as inflation and employment are in relative check.



Fritz Von My estimates are at present £280 Billion-ish that the exchequer has not declared as part of national debt.

A Polish friend of mine mentioned these vodkas last night as worth thinking about for anybody on here who's even slightly interested in the subject, innit*

Siwucha (Clear)
Zubruwka(With apple juice)
Zotadkowa
Jarzebiak



Fritz Von I'll ave an Arf ov light an bitter John*

quote:

Originally posted by sean:
Have managed to get my hands on a copy of 'Tony & Charlie's' Heartplay album. Really all I can say is that it is absolutely beautiful. Their playing is getting into the realm of without peer in their regard of subtlety and delicacy and neither have succumed to the need to throw in notes just in order to exert their (ageing?) guitar/bass muscles. Must be the growing old process. They are almost without peer in expressing an inner beauty that is not easily put into words. Straight from the first track titled 'Anna' (for our own fair Miss Tooth?) you will find yourself unable to take your ears away.

The recording is one of the best I have in my collection as well, so a big hats off to Ken C. who has undoubtedly played a big part in allowing the duo to communicate so well to the listener.

The playing contained within the disc can only be described in one way which, could have lent itself to an alternate title, and that is 'heartfelt'. It really is that good.

Enjoy.

Sean.

It's a lovely advert Dave, though perhaps you should re-read and edit it once again as there are still many mistakes in it, innit*

Regards,

Ed

Zubrowka with Apple Juice is bloody marvelous. I have some here at the moment!

The others are noted and I bet I'll learn even more in a fortnight when I travel to Poland for the first time!

Not very well today. So this is short and sweet. Work and stress related, not alchohol related!

ATB from Fredrik

quote:

Originally posted by Phil Cork:

quote:

Originally posted by Steveandkate:
I have just taken some pictures on my Canon 300d and noticed some dust marks on the images that are blurry, but on every image.
Any advice how to get rid of it ?
Cheers
Steve

Hi Steve,

There was a huge thread that covered this subject (page 4 onwards) a while back here:
http://forums.naim-audio.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/58019385/m/2042966307/p/1

Presuming it's dust on the sensor, conventional wisdom says that nothing should touch the sensor, and aerosols can also be harmful, as they contain propellant which can leave a residue.

However, I've more recently found (from a reputable dealer) a brush system with a battery powered 'spinner' which spins all dust particules out of the brush, and also statically charges the brush to remove particles. It seems to have been successful on my D200, but needs a careful hand.

Good luck,

Phil

Oh Yeah! Probably one of my most favouritist threads of all time, wunnit*



Fritz Von Well Done Our Fredders, I'm not very well at the moment either strangely enough though unlike you due to self inflicted wounds Son*



I've heard that Our Adam has got himself a new thingy!

I just can't believe how expensive tea is these days, can you ?