England Will Win The World Cup

Just watching Our jack and Condi Live in Blackburn Lancashire, you've got to admit that when Our Jack's relaxed he's serious Prime Miinisterial Material, or am I wrong?


Fritz von I didn*t sleep yet, so Goodnight*

Looking at the body language she's definitely giving him one.

I imagine this will be the new Speeding on the M5 in Essex Thread?, if i8t ain'Äte i wanna knoa wjhy not?*

God I'm dyin foar a fag*

Personally I find the USB thingy abosolutely brilliant, mine cost about €9 Bucks in woolies, great stuff.

Fritz,
why would anyone contribute to a thread whereby the subject conclusion (England world cup win) is never in doubt?

(Andy C returns to Belgiums finest!)

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why would anyone contribute to a thread whereby the subject conclusion (England world cup win) is never in doubt?

I take it that's a "no" then?

Chris

England will bomb in the quarters - right on schedule.

As usual, all of the English players will be out of energy/fitness etc (unless Lampard-Gerrard-sic etc are really resting now) apart from Mr M. Owen who will be not match-fit. Never mind, we won it once, and what we really want if not Eng winning is good footie and preferably not .... or .... winning either.

Whils't just enjoying a doner kebab that I found in my fridge from yesterday for breakfast, I pondered upon when Gordon Broon actually will finally become the Leader of the Opposition? (as you does)


Fritz von Apparently Becks wears his Missuss's knickers when he playing for Real, sounds pretty compulsive to me*


I ain't sayin nuffink though*

Was Stalin well red?

Oh no!
Stalin wasn't red.
He was only overwhelmed by the events.

Kebab for breakfast?

According to Simon Sebag Montefiore who wrote 'The Court oof the Red Tsar', Stalin was VERY well read.

He was also a nutter.

Maybe that's why Russia never do well at the World Cup.

It would be interesting to establish a link between English heads of state and football World Cup performance.

Was it Wilson who was in in '66?

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Originally posted by Chumpy:
As usual, all of the English players will be out of energy/fitness etc (unless Lampard-Gerrard-sic etc are really resting now) apart from Mr M. Owen who will be not match-fit. Never mind, we won it once, and what we really want if not Eng winning is good footie and preferably not .... or .... winning either.

i hope very much that won't be the case.
This squad is really capable to win it, if they will have a fanatical desire and good discipline( Rooney concerned). I live in Germany and hope to see England playing finals.
If they win it, it will be one of happiest days of life, but chances seem to be not so high.
Anyway i cannot wait to see them playing.

Happy Birthday to Teddy, Who's an amazing 40 today, innee*


Fritz von How can a cloud be lonely then?

MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
A Langley, Broadstairs *

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Originally posted by Teaser74:

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Originally posted by Chumpy:
As usual, all of the English players will be out of energy/fitness etc (unless Lampard-Gerrard-sic etc are really resting now) apart from Mr M. Owen who will be not match-fit. Never mind, we won it once, and what we really want if not Eng winning is good footie and preferably not .... or .... winning either.

i hope very much that won't be the case.
This squad is really capable to win it, if they will have a fanatical desire and good discipline( Rooney concerned). I live in Germany and hope to see England playing finals.
If they win it, it will be one of happiest days of life, but chances seem to be not so high.
Anyway i cannot wait to see them playing.

You certainly write like a German*


Regards,


Fritz von Shimanski for Mayor*

Bankrupt Airlines

A Plan to save bankrupt airlines

Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

I knew a straight copper once, mind you that was before England went into Europe*



Fritz von Just think a few years back I was complete nobody and loser, and now look at me, nearly 8000 posts on an Internationally renowned Internet Forum, and I've been out with a Chinese bird*

I wonder if Britain's new 'FBI' that comes into service tomorrow, and run by the boyish ex boss of MI5 Sir Steven I've got a better haircut than High Grant, will be investigating corruption and criminality in the er, Police Forces, or will that be left to the new 160,000+ highly trained firearms CSO's across the land as mentioned last week, by the Leader of the opposition in waiting, a Mr G.Broun?

Fritz von Percy Sugden & Our Mick could still actually save the UK from PFI terror and bankruptcy, well maybe the first bit at least!***

As a callous teenager I used to spend many a weekend riding down to the Police Country Club in Chigwell Essex on my bike with a few mates, and having a grin or two. On one occasssion riding back on our souped up lawn-mowers (I had a new KTM) and very good it was too, we got pulled over (I was with one other lad at that stage) and the two traffic cops started giving us a serious hard time, over a load of completely made up bullshit, and speeding we definately weren't. Long story short, they were on a wind-up, and my mate who had a very posh accent asked the guy why they were harrassing us for which he got a pretty hard smack in the face, bloodying his lip and nose. People in the real world, will not be at all surprised at this story, and we went on our merry way, after not mentioning where we'd been and giving false names, after saying that our licences were in the wash (they wrer at home in other words and neither of us were cheeky. Two days later my mate, came into my local with a really bad black eye given to him by his father for getting into a fight (re-the blood on his clothes etc), and he'd told him nothing about the incident, as I hadn't either (until now in fact, aren't you lucky chaps). He went on to become a successful human-rights er, lawyer, and me, well that's open to debate, the strangest opart of that whole affair in my mind, was that his father was a Chief Super, and to decribe him, the word that comes to mind, might well get me another ban from Mr M, so I wont bother, innit*




Goodnight*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von Just think a few years back I was complete nobody and loser, and now look at me, nearly 8000 posts on an Internationally renowned Internet Forum, and I've been out with a Chinese bird*

Happy birthday?
What's a chinese bird?

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von Just think a few years back I was complete nobody and loser, and now look at me, nearly 8000 posts on an Internationally renowned Internet Forum, and I've been out with a Chinese bird*

Happy birthday?
What's a chinese bird?

I was talking to an old pal of mine recently, who's an er, taxi driver of many years here in the city, and he was telling me that as well as the long hours, and relatively low pay, all sorts of things go through ones mind when working, and he's just glad that he's not one of those folk with wild imaginations, or he just wouldn't know where he'd be, innit*


Fritz von Luigi I hope you're looking forward to a Berlusconi free Italy after wednesday's election, and remember Chinese Cafe by Joni, well that was run by a Chinese bird wunnit old bean*



Spot the Dumfirmline Supporter!*

I met an old mate briefly the other day who left Berlin some 8 years back to return to Blighty with his new young family, after being here some God only knows how many years, innit. Being the first time I'd seen him for that period, or in fact barring 2 cards, no contact at all at all (he's not daft) it was good to hear that he was doing well. Being a Cornishman through and through (that's near Eng-land, for those who don't know) (Eng means narrow in German by the way, as it is German), he likes a drop of the old real cider, and I thought to myself, (Cos he weren't sayin nuffink John), Gawd, anybody'll think he read this forum from time to time (though it wasn't mentioned), and learned all about real cider & apples from that world renouned cider expert (many other things too it seems!) The Right Mr Cavendish, innit*



Up and Atom*

G'day.

What this forum needs is a decent mountain bike thread*



Fritz von In a clearing stands a boxter, innit*Ü

Single European licences will be good to eventually stop the selfish bastards who cause accidents through say, over-tireness, then get another member country's licence instead. As I've said afore (often), they have an Idiot Test here for previous offenders who wish to get a new licence (after losing it, usually through booze), likewise I've always maintained that life bans and stiffer Custodial sentences work too, perhaps Britain's new FBI will deal with this, once they've saved the world, with their highly trained Customs & Excise Officers, who I've always noticed are just laughed at and mocked by er, 'Real Coppers' whatever they may be in today's New Labour Nanny State, innit?


You know it makes no sense, innit,


Regards,


Fritz von Slightly amused by it all*

So who remembers the last Porsche Boxter running costs thread on this forum within the last 12 months then? obviously nobody! though the Right Cavendish (as I also commented upon last time around) is actually correct on this point, and in this city er, Germany's capitol, one rarely sees new Boxters around (most are won in competitions and as Lotto prizes, cos no bugger wants the things, innit), plenty of real Porsches, and other bits around, Rollers & Bentleys are very rare too.



Fritz von When I was a shelf stacker I dreamed of having a Ford Anglia*


Hard Talk's good today, Mossad ex-boss, who even called it a Wall by mistook (EEK)