England Will Win The World Cup

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von Luigi I hope you're looking forward to a Berlusconi free Italy after wednesday's election,

Yep.
He says he want to bring freedom in our country, but the only way is him to go away.
Him and Mr. Ratzinger.

"And no religion too,
Imagine all the****"


Nice one Luigi, do you have loud track-bikes breaking the serenity of your neighbourhood every sunday as well?


Fritz von Cheek & Chong never rode the Magic Bus*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
do you have loud track-bikes breaking the serenity of your neighbourhood every sunday as well?

No.
I have a stupid neighbour cutting grass everytime between 12.00 and 16.00.
The bastard probably thinks it's nice to feel the only human beeing in the area and ruin others people sunday peace.
One of this night i'll place a speaker at a window and please him with some good brasilian tunes.

At that time he should be smoking it Luigi, not bloody cutting it (keep it pure) to get closer to his God, besides if your local water company is also owned by the Germans like it is in London etc, he can't water it afterwards anyway, they can only do that in Swindon, cos all the coppers are hungover or drunk on that day, innit*



Fritz von The troll under the bridge, always reminds of the fool on the hill for some inane reason?*

You know me Buddy, I ain't sayin Nuffink*

I wonder how mnay Norwegian Trolls Our Fredders has met then, or is the whole Scandanavian section still sulking and incapable of positive impute?

I just get sent this as an e-mail? took me awhile to get it I must say!


Will SOCA crack the hose-pipe cheats?


Fritz von Good though I thought innit! wrote to Mister Hillstart recently, he of the Eye, to seek advice on becoming more assertive, then I was re-directed to Littlejohns Office, I was well shocked & stunned, Christ he earns millions that Geezer, mind you he must've spent an arm and a leg in the old electricution lessons, innit*

Just borrowed from the old pink salmon show:

prowla
!tuo emmel pleh Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 3,121

Avoid watching any computer animated stuff when demoing (Shark Tale, Toy Story, Shrek, etc.) Try watching some sports on grass (eg. footy), and see if it turns into an off-green mush.


Fritz von Seems like reasonable advice, innit*

Someones nicked their new website??*

You can rest easy tonight Fritz, I've just put your sig into the search engine, over on the SOCA site, and it came up a blank!

quote:

Originally posted by bob mccluckie:
Picture it if you will.....
Mick in Bentley Blower in British Racing Green of course, flat cap at a jaunty angle, just above his driving goggles, meerschaum pipe gently glowing, rolling around Chelsea with his white scarf billowing behind him in the London breeze.

I'm certain that with a touch of imagination one could easily force some rhubarb stalks in there somewhere as well John!*

Regards,


Fritz von It's very dangerous taking country-bumpkin kids to the nasty old smoke on a whim*

The vandals took the handle (so yer couldnee start tit)***

I think it's important to remind people who've posted on the present Porsche thread, as well as the last, and the one before that, including other expensive material item threads totally associated with steriotypical boasting non-entities (Yes, I know), that when one asks the price, one cannie afford it, innit*


Fritz von If some Right Honourable Member started a new thread right now (old hat member or new gadgey) asking about the running costs for a Porsche Boxter, in a sincere and believable manner that didn't immediately bring on the 'but I' Brigade, there could be some hope left in the universe, and even on the real Porsche Boxter Website and owners >Nobs!

I very much doubt it though?*

Nuffin noo there then!

If I was stupid enough to announce on an internet forum that I saught the services of an unqualified IFA (of which 95% are in the UK) with the view of buying a car, and losing as little of my er, 'investment' as possible in the er, process, I'm afraid I'd be classed quite simply as a lost cause, etc, etc, innit*


Fritz von is this stealth advertising going on here, or just plain silliness?* (again)*


I ain't sayin nuffink!