US Intelligence Recall Beagle 2

Renowned Star Gazer and Faithfull shagger Sir Michael Jagger, said in a
statement, "It's all part of the build up innit" "Beagle 2's probably avin a
game ov Cricket round the back ov the stage to get the crowd well warmed up,
Know Wot i mean?". NASA Specialist 1st Class: Homer Odyssey Simpson, was
reported as saying "Doh !".
Mission control in London, in the guise of a market
stall in Camden Town was as usual selling it's wares of home made chutneys and
jams, as well as a very special new cheese in from cheshire, we call this
Jodrell medium; a rosey cheeked Proffessor Pilsbury told reporters, though one
backroom boy was heard to mutter "We'll need a blledin medium an'all if this
keeps up ". Herr Fischer of old Germany where the tin can is being steered from
(as you all know?) was quoted as saying " Where's my teeth ? and next time we
have a Christmas Football match with you Brits I refuse to accept a Russian
Ref".

Fritz Von Danikenagain.

Sir Michael Jäger is 97
Soon to be Proffessor Sir Cider Pillsbury is much younger.
I'll see you on the dark side of the ******

Leave Fritz alone he's happy playing with his Ozzy Boats, not urtin no one is ee ?
Cosmonauts Wallace & Gromit:

Graham Ricketts

"Fleetwood Mac Brigadier ?" asked the Doctor's wife, "No thank you dear, I don't drink " he politely replied. "Maybe it's landed in Reading ?" guffawed a bloke behind them holding a mike boom; "Spreading Rumours again Wayde" said the Doc, " I think we should all really seriously think about this ?" as he gently nibbled on one of his wife's crustless cucumber sandwiches.
"Well that's that then, I suppose we'd all better just go home have an early night, and sign back on the dole next monday, innit !!" And they all did.

Thanks to Brigadier Lindsay-Woolsey, the doctor's wife, and all of the crew.


Fritz Von Bleepedabooster-Quatermass

N.B. A special thanks to the Brigadiers Dog "Winston" for fetching the umbrella.

Graham Ricketts

After a lovely evening of all the English trimmings (A treat² so rare believe me) and in the company of good friends I am once again humbled to agree with Sir Mick of Swindon that I am not worthy. On the other hand though, being a Man of Faith, Beagle 2 is still a going concern, and he and his Ilk aren't, so Peace be with you my Son, and I'll rely on my 200 Year Old Merrydown to argue "Bollocks you Man of Loxley and nuffink³.#

Graham George of Islington & Essex beware my Wrath, innit.

A quick letter from Berlin said the third man in a heavily hungover state. BUMP : BUMP :

"Have you got a light Mac ?" "No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat ?" innit.

Been reading the freds as you do, some good stuff, in between the chaff and
barring my drivel. Oldie of Brighton your telling us about those workshop fees
etc, God, that's really frightening, sometimes (only sometimes) I really wonder
what it's all about, know wot i mean ? amazin how all Royal's are clever enuff
to attend UNI, Charles is honnist at least, and throws his daftness about in
pubic. Trevor Brooking comes to mind as a far more betterer successor to Our
Lizbett, inee (He's got more A levels than Anne's Bull terrier).
A great old
mate of mine rang last night from Florida (Chad State as I call it) he's just
back from a stint down Babylon way, and was really reeling over the shit he
does for old Europe (I had to bite my lip on that one). Why can't you guys do
your own business, etc, etc, I respect this man absolutely, and was suprised
when he talked politics, maybe I'm missin something. (thank you Mr Parry I got
that )I personally was thrown out of Sandhurst years ago for passing the
entrance exam.
Fritz, STOP: STOP: Fireworks already crackin all over the place
outside, buggers they are, at least we used to blow old ladies up wih our
bangers afore the glorious 5th, this lot are just limp wristed squibs, no
imagination, I'll chuck em a bit of Czech stuff out me winder (Fritz lives in
fourth floor mega penthouse (Ice)palace) <No, not bier, semtex came more to
mind, talkin of Swindon, I hear they're opening a new uniwersity there too ?

Well, time to go, Hippy New Year to all of those that are already there, and the
uvvers too, bit of Champers later, and a decent joint i feel, Harold Wilson a
great Oxford young Don, makes Prince Charles seem silly doesn't he ?


Cheers YAWL: Fritz Von Everybodymustgetstoned: & Toofless (Well Crownless)


Piss² Eric's great words of Wizzdome are true so be careful out there.

"Nobody loves you, when you're down and out !!!"

I went swimming in Hove a year or two back in october, people
thought i was daft, I can't for a minute fathom why ? Stokes Bay is
colder though, even when it's 30^°C innit: bleedin apos-trophies.

Arry Lime, Who's he ?

Graham Ricketts

"i could av made a mint ad i bin a bit more shrewd!"

Nuff said.

We will be hearing Blur's dulcid tones on Sunday.
Fritz Von Backonthewagon

Both France & UK as Old European members, questioned Washington today over it's recent pre-emtive security alerts, and will they actually be able to travel to Mars international airport or not ? "It's still rather a Blur" said one Security Expert ? who couldn't be named, (cos nobody knew him ), a Skye News hack, behind was reported as saying " He means there isnee a blur the Barmpott!!!"

Jonny Reggae is 782, and was driven to drink trhrough not being able to marry his beloved Charlotte without losing his dosh, innit.

Fritz, what do you do in Germania?

It's a lifestyle/occupation question innit?

Anselm

all art is contemporary; it is the way we look at it that changes...

"Whoever I can old Bean, innit !!!"

Fritz Von Iwenttocambridgeonabusonce