The IDF Should be disbanded! And Now:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 03 November 2006
As mentioned afore (prompted by Get's on yer Earwickers latest post actually) I feel that the IDF in essence is Offensive and should asap be replaced by a National Israeli Army (Joint Servive like everybody else). I do not enter here into any political debate whatso'ever and the imminent demise of General Sharon and his State funeral should further (his belated GOOD WORK)(Palestinian Leader & other Arab Bosses should be there) in de-escalatin matters local, innit.
Fritz Von Just had a call from an old thingy wantin to see me for sex (I reckon she's been reading my posts) must know I've got dosh in?
P.s: Strangely enough, I've just paid four months electricity up front+ to relieve me of the afore-mentioned wonga, as I know myself Oh so well*
Do you know who you are?
P.S. For those who still maintain posting and feeding the obvious jumped up bouncer, justifying his daft situation for all to see, I just say this.
You are Naive to the extreme, you know nothing about nothing, and I'm very very glad none of you are my neighbours*
Studied Law for fuck's sake, what Planet do you gels live on?
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
P.S. Our Andy! Bitburger (or Bit as it's known here) is so highly plugged it's unbelievable (Sport), not bad stuff but also highly overated and expensive. For the same money or less in the same ilk, Warsteiner is far Superior (in my view) as well as other Czech biers which simply speak for themselves.
Fritz Von time to open that bubbly I reckon**
P.S. Most German beer is made from Polish hops, so Our Fredders need not overtax his lickle piano cells, innit*
Have Fun³ Our Fredders*
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by andy c
fritz,
just doing me ham/cheese brunch...
I'll check out me local asda - sainsburys for some warsteiner then.
makes a change to stella...
ta for the tip.
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by andy c:
fritz,
just doing me ham/cheese brunch...
I'll check out me local asda - sainsburys for some warsteiner then.
makes a change to stella...
ta for the tip.
Stella has chemicals in it innit John*
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by ROTF:
Very sad news - I thought it was an excelent series when I saw some reruns (or were they remakes), I've seen some films too. I remember there were monsters in a London tubs station.
Great original Stuff, I remember it well*
Fritz Von Did the *Tomorrow People" foresee Britain's love of CCTV then?
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by andy c
I recall having several warsteiner's when I was in Berlin last Xmas...
nice stuff - very frothy...LOL
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by andy c:
I recall having several warsteiner's when I was in Berlin last Xmas...
nice stuff - very frothy...LOL
Yes, I've been on patrol with this fair town's CID too Our Andy, sss'good innit*
Fritz Von Just as with the SPG long-afore the driver must be young and sober*
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz Von Jcs deserves a George Medal, I will put his name forward*
I think he deserves to star in his own cartoon series..oh wait..he already is!
Well Done Our Acad, in fact he could well get his arse kicked big-style in an all new Thriller in Manila, innit!
He'll blame somebody else though as he wasn't ready and the Lady whacked him afore the bloke said go (Bow) WOW.
Cheers Son,
Fritz
P.S. Are You a King? perhaps Our Adam should rename you Royal member!
Our Mick's just purchased the most expensive painting in the world for his new kitchen in Spain, should he varnish it first though?
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I'm now going to watch Easy Rider on video and get pissed and depressed at what a bastard country Democracy really is*
Wot?
IDF MUST GO: They are a disgrace and insult to the Jewish People throughout the world*
Read it here first Chaps*
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Chillkram:
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Originally posted by mharttpalmer:
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For fantastic sausages have a look here.
Know them well. O'Hagan used to live opposite us in Southbourne, West Sussex. There's a pub down the road (The Sussex Brewery in Emsworth) that specialises in O'Hagan's sausages on their menu. I'm going there for a meal tonight - what shall I have?!
So what did you have?
Chips with Egg Master!
Fritz Von Asian Girls are beautiful until they open your wallet*
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Just finished watching Easy Rider:
Fritz Von Yes I can just picture Captain America Parry on his Harley it all makes sense now*
"It's allright Ma, they're just Cowards"
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I wonder if Our Acad's village has a telephone mast?
Fritz Von Get Yer Motor Runnin*
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by BigH47:
quote:
PS. you have missed announcing quite a few famous people's deaths recently.
When I do announce them all I get is abuse.
quote:
PPS. Do people cross the road when they see you coming?
Contrary to what you might think I am
NOT killing them.
Howard
It's his way you see Chaps!
Fritz Von Our Mick tells me that 27,000+ Britain's have gone bankrupt voluntarily in just the last three months, shocked & stunned*
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
As everybody's seemingly & very conveniently totally forgotton about the recent Mass Murder in Lebanon, I can only say "What about the price of sliced bread these days, it's an absolute Scandal Chaps isn't tit?"
Fritz Von Of course there will be major GENOCIDE in Africa's largest Country very soon tooGENOCIDE, never mind!
N.B. The point of my above somewhat Blas☺32 statements is that I truly wonder what goes through our tiny minds when we supposedly discuss/post about these subjects?
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Mick P
Fritz
If we are really honest, we don't really care.
Blunt but true.
Regards
Mick
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz
If we are really honest, we don't really care.
Blunt but true.
Regards
Mick
Ahh! Parry speaking once again on behalf of the masses.
Fritz Von Or by we do we mean onesself and Mrs Mick?
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Mick P
Fritz
So who else besides you is up in arms.
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz
So who else besides you is up in arms.
The sooner you retire to Spain the better, and you forgot the question mark Son!
Regards,
Fritz Von Having dinner with a close friend in the moaning who's lived there for some years now (highly succeessful business woman actually) so if you need any tips now's your chance kid.
America's Cup is the Money word by the way!
Yachters Unite, God! my memory is terrible sometimes.
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Beano
Well I've just watched the news on channel 4, and I'm quite shocked and disgusted in what has taken place in Lebanon.
To think that we as Human beings, have a unique ability to learn from our experiences, it was quite apparent that the Humans in the IDF are disinclined to do so.
Beano asks when is it going to stop?
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
It's not to be discussed I'm afraid Our Beano, it's banning material to prevent Berlin Fritz getting his 1000,000 posts in Son.
Fritz Von Isn't the revival of the posting things to Germany thread interesting though?
Utter Tosh & Bullshit²:
I wonder why folk actually post on my only thread sometimes too though John?
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by acad tsunami
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
But what's your point Acad me old China?
Fritz
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by acad tsunami
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I wonder if Our Acad's village has a telephone mast?
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No telephones masts here Fritz. No telephones. No village either. It was here earlier and now its gone. I'm homeless.
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by acad tsunami
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
But what's your point Acad me old China?
Fritz
He is the spiritual advisor to President Bush. Haggard and Bush have a 1 hour telephone conversation every week. Both are on drugs. Both are hypocrites. I thought the comment about 'just blow it off' mildly amusing in the context.
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I hear yer John*
Fritz
Posted on: 03 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Strangely enough besides myself, Our Deano and Fredders are the only folk ever to have admitted to have actually voted on this ere forum as far as I can recall*
Fritz Von Now dare's a Ting*
