The IDF Should be disbanded! And Now:

Just think, unless he wants to go to jolly old America, once Our Mick's proudly holding his new British ID Card he wont need a passport to travel within Europe anymore, just like they've been doing here in er, Europe for ages anyway, how splendid Wot!*


Fritz Von Far more interesting House debate than silly old WMD's & Iraq innit*

I wonder what Adam had for breakfast then along with his posh marmalade?



Fritz Von What are those thingys called again that they put in grub to make yer want more?


They'll be putting them in people next I reckon, well I wouldn't blooming well be surprised at any rate*

Starting a fire in one of Her Majesties Shipyards, Treason, and Mutiny on the High Seas on an(a) RN Vessel, I believe are all still punishable by Death in the UK via Court Marshall naturally!



Fritz Von But Don't tell anybody though Chaps*

I wonder if the hundreds of millions of fizzy drinks drunk in Europe & The UK every Year give off a lot of C0² then?



Fritz Von Should Hawaii be the most heavily taxed Land of Earth?



Has Global warming got anything what'sover to do with Human Activity?



NO, Plain & Simple:



Parry's been unconditionally cleared of chucking coins at Swindon FC!


Unthinkable, Our Mick throwing away Money*


Human's can clean their acts up generally across the Globe to stop poisoning each other and protect the 0,03% of water on this planet which is non saline, the rest is down to God, otherwise known as Nature on Insurance claims that refuse to pay out for her shennagins*

quote:

Originally posted by Derek Wright:
I have been informed that such a device exists ie one can be scanned standing or sitting up instead of lying down.

Does any one know of the location of such a device. Country is irrelevant.

Thanks

Totally Stupid and Daft question in my humble View which doesn't require a decent answer, I suggest you read Private Eye sometime, or posts passim on here John*


Regards,


Fritz Von British Airways Flying your Tax*

Saddam could of course be executed on Cuba or Gibralta!"



Fritz Von Reading today's oh so little convenient boxes once again finding their own lickle justifiable places is so gratifying, it makes me want to go daan the pub*

Good to see the Wiltshire Tories having fun then!


Fritz Von Wotta Lark eh?


Goodnight.

One little pointer to remind the Anglo Saxon Yankee WASP Fraternity on here who seem so confused about wether they want Saddam Hung or not, and irrespective of their pro or Contra Rebel war views initially, I think it's important to add to this wonderfully convenient moral indecision that both PM & President voted in 'Democratically' by them invaded a Sovreign Country totally unprovoked in their names for their Security & everlasting freedom, rousted it's leader, and now want Praise for their actions*


Fritz Von Who's Ortega anyway?


P.S. The British Army is presently condsidering (quite robustly) taking on numbers of fatties who nomally wouldn't get in, to compensate for low UK numbers.

Our Mick could be a General at last, get those pork pies down yer lad, Sorry I mean General, Sir!

Bob Stewart's good innee?

N.B. If it wasn't Bush & Blair and Say Merkel & Chirac, you'd all be going apeshit!

It's no secret that even Laura Bush on a few occassions (two of which I've seen personally) has no great love for Cheynie (as she calls him). Our Dick is the recognised architect of the whole Iraq invasion scenario from start to whenever it finshes (well documented if you care to look), (Probably wont be seen by him though!) and It'll be interesting over the next few weeks when the Neo-Cons start juggling for 2008 positions who'll be loving who, wunnit?


Fritz Von Bushy rang earlier! "So those South Africans have Chad problems too then!"


Good Gwief, Shirt! Where it is?

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Steven

You have had to defend yourself several times in the past on charges of racism and then you come in with that little gem.

You really do leave yourself wide open on occassions.

Regards

Mick

Wise words indeed from a Wiltshire Tory Sir*



Fritz Von Those that aren't aware (or care more likely) a Senior Tory Councillor was booted out of the party today (some 90 minutes after it being broadcast on everybody's fave show) for her overtly Racist tendencies, and in forwarding Racist internet material.


Strangely enough from Wilts too*


Oooh My Word* What Next?

Should Dr John Reid (Temporary HS) be made New Boss of the WHO once he's been ousted from the British Cabinet and outed for the Drunken Bully Boy that he truly is?



Fritz Von It's Hennessy by the Way*

Try Calvados, it's far more betterer Jules*


Were you as shocked & stunned at the timing of today's (er Terrorist trial in Woolwich as I was?) has he been charged of anything? What will he be sentenced for if not?


British Justice Now Chops not Iraqi*

When I drag myself through present German Beurocracy on occassion I do at least think to myself, well at least there's a logical reason for this and that, and it'll either be Yes or No with a reason supplied. Having also experienced the old GDR paperwork and tiny-minded Morons who took glee in making ones life a misery too, I can only be thankful that when the Brits get things together in the modern world all of these new technological security wonders the highly trained Civil Service etc, operatives will be just as happy, willing, friendly and as efficient and that it will obviously no doubt swiftly make them all sergeants overnight*


Fritz Von You Know it will Happen, so Why let it?*


Vote the Buggers Away: (Not the Leader though, Cos you're not allowed) it's in their Constitution that you all learned about at school with Miss Smith*

Wiltshire Man in Jag stopped on M4 runk Driver

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

''I can't do that, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that

tube.''

''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''

''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a heamophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''

''Fine then, just walk this white line.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm drunk.''


Fritz Von Peter Cook was once pulled up in his XJ12 flying down the M11, Cops told him he was swerving like a madman etc, etc, Reply, "Course I F------ am you stupid C--- I've just drunk 1 and half bottles of Scotch with my pie and F------ Chips, lucky he didn't get severely apprehended, though he did get lots more from the Beak, minus a licence & big fine for a vey long time (I know the guy who nicked him (or did) so I know it's true?


As we know those with higher IQ's tend to live longer, so that's allright then innit, for those with higher IQ's that is!


Michael Old Chap, The Americans I know here (some very successful & long term residents) would simply ask you to live there yourself, afore opening your brilliant mind and commenting upon the unknown once again General*


N.B. Here's one for Our Andy to contemplate, Britain 'Yesterday' relaxed it's airport liquids on the plane in clear bags stuff, Tonight though! (first time in Berlin) and other European Airports, the self-same requirements are brought in for the very first time? anybody care to comment?


Don't Forget, Only the British & Norwegians play with Duty Free stuff in Europe, we just larf at you all loudly! just buy it in the shops you see, it's very simple even though our VAT is unfortunately going up to 19% in January**


N.B. I would point out that the vigillante crowd can only really know what they would do self-defence (killing-wise) when they indeed (hopefully not, obviously) actually find themselves in that particular situation, innit, Hard but true, unless you're trained of course, then it comes naturally, after the first ten Bruce Lee neck-Breakers, it's a sinch Lads*


Don't forget to Bow to the body afterwards so it's spirit can be freed to the Sons of Kung Fu.

Had Guy Fawkes's Gunpowder actually gorn orf, I wonder if it would have breached the river?



Fritz Von Wot then?*

Although I do see where Blair's coming from with his earlier heated comments with Adam, I wonder how it would have looked if he was still President of the EU? Most of you won't know, and tomorrow won't know either (cos you wont read it anywhere) that the EU today Officially condemned the execution of Sadders (as everybody so liked to call him at the time, well OK Saddam then).



Fritz Von Lucky Britain's right up there then, innit*

I thanked somebody earlier in an e-mail for telling me that I really do write a load of old rubbish on this forum, and as usual asked myself why do they even bother commenting if they don't understand it? surely it must be quite clear by now that I don't give a monkeys toss about what anybody thinks of my posts!


Fritz Von Though reading other offerings 'so-called' in the last 24/7 I certainly don't feel alone by any means*


G'Day*

Fritz von unappreciated in your own country but a star elshwere,

I enjoy your posts.

Acad von keep em coming

quote:

Originally posted by acad tsunami:
Fritz von unappreciated in your own country but a star elshwere,

I enjoy your posts.

Acad von keep em coming

Most kind Our Acad, and I thought your last post most informative too, though wouldn't dare take sides in order to protect the innocent! I cannie say too much at this stooge John*

Regards,


Fritz Von Ortega Generally likes wearing high heels as well I hear*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

quote:

Originally posted by acad tsunami:
Fritz von unappreciated in your own country but a star elshwere,

I enjoy your posts.

Acad von keep em coming

Most kind Our Acad, and I thought your last post most informative too, though wouldn't dare take sides in order to protect the innocent! I cannie say too much at this stooge John*

Regards,


Fritz Von Ortega Generally likes wearing high heels as well I hear*

As long as he has matching handbags then thats ok by me our Fritz.

Regards,

Acad von that Hoover bloke was a bit weird like that too I hear

Talking of Hoover, it makes yer wonder why the Yanks never overthrew Stalin really dunnit, I mean he didn't have Nukes and they did, and think of all that Gas an stuff and just what Khazakstan would really be like today run by Our Matey Ali Bongo.


Fritz Von Probably while he was such a good bloke eh?*


Tschuß*

Does Ortega have his own range of jewelry?

Poor Imelda - she's quite mad you know. Her daughter is quite fit though.

I think the joke that is Imelda is richer than his whole country*


Bedtime at last*

I'll be flying in the morning (Hopefully)*


It's obviously good to get rid if all those C0² emitting trees & Orchids full of drugs innit, I bet New Zealand's just a Super Volcano waiting to dirty up the whole SH anyway*


Cher donates £2,000 to Scottish Charity to feed & educate loads of African kids (Good on her too)

Kiwi thug gets fined £2,000 for punching bare-fisted in a rugby match, wotta braindead whimp²

I wonder when Bush will allow Cold Fusion to come on line then?



Fritz Von I always believed in it's success, though just like many brilliant patents from the past it has to be locked up until the right 'Money Moment' arrives, Dunnit*

She's a Multi-Talented Rugby Expert too, Marvellous*

In this age of security consciousness and undue paranoia I think it's shocking and stunning that folk deem it fit to give false names and identities on internet forums, innit*



Fritz Von About 4 years back I got me some black Reebok classic leather trainers which I've been wearing almost daily winter/summer ever since, so was particularly pleased earlier today to purchase yet another pair from the very same boutique and slightly less than my original price paid too*


Case of Bud methinks Chaps*


P.S. They gave me a free leather fooball with the firms logo on it too! (Now do I know any hard up Glaziers?)

I wonder if Our Mick's recieved his Farepak yet then? and fancy not recognising him on the cross channel ferry and bunging him the public bar with all the working class plebs*


Fritz Von Sir Isaac Newton informed the then Chancellor of the day that London's fires were causing mega air-pollution & sickness, to which he promptly bunged on a tax (Sound familiar Chaps) it's perfectly true I assure you, in Fact it's A Fact+


N.B. Tell me! this Geezer what's been done today in Woolwich Crown Court, is this under the new rules (ie, we believe you are a conspirator and you've 'admiited everything') or would he have been done just the same 5 years back, or even as an IRA man etc? (no evidence mind you, just conjecture)* Just Curious?*