The IDF Should be disbanded! And Now:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 03 November 2006
As mentioned afore (prompted by Get's on yer Earwickers latest post actually) I feel that the IDF in essence is Offensive and should asap be replaced by a National Israeli Army (Joint Servive like everybody else). I do not enter here into any political debate whatso'ever and the imminent demise of General Sharon and his State funeral should further (his belated GOOD WORK)(Palestinian Leader & other Arab Bosses should be there) in de-escalatin matters local, innit.
Fritz Von Just had a call from an old thingy wantin to see me for sex (I reckon she's been reading my posts) must know I've got dosh in?
P.s: Strangely enough, I've just paid four months electricity up front+ to relieve me of the afore-mentioned wonga, as I know myself Oh so well*
Do you know who you are?
P.S. For those who still maintain posting and feeding the obvious jumped up bouncer, justifying his daft situation for all to see, I just say this.
You are Naive to the extreme, you know nothing about nothing, and I'm very very glad none of you are my neighbours*
Studied Law for fuck's sake, what Planet do you gels live on?
Posted on: 08 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Acad me old China, personally I don't give a toss who shot JFK, and although he was a person, a good President he wasn't, in fact a very dangerous pretty boy one to be honest, Berliner or not*
Fritz Von That's just my opinion though innit*
P.s; The only individual who should be booted out of office (and Now) is Anthony Blair, swiftly followed by Reid and certain other mindless cronies*
Posted on: 08 November 2006 by acad tsunami
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Acad me old China, personally I don't give a toss who shot JFK, and although he was a person, a good President he wasn't, in fact a very dangerous pretty boy one to be honest, Berliner or not*
Fritz Von That's just my opinion though innit*
P.s; The only individual who should be booted out of office (and Now) is Anthony Blair, swiftly followed by Reid and certain other mindless cronies*
I quite agree. I suspect Blair will be got on the honours for cash scandal rather than Iraq (just too embarrassing for the country?)but I hope he gets booted and locked up for Iraq. Not that I know anything - I'm just sat here in me mud hut contemplating me naval history and searching for Yamshita's treasure.
Posted on: 08 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Acad! Firstly I must say what a splendid idea for a thread, perhaps it'll awaken the imaginations of some obviously dozing genius's on here John?
Fritz Von Talking of Genius's, as most half-intelligent Yanks know, Joschka Fischer has been guest Professor at Princeton for some time now, perhaps now that his olf Pal Rummie has some spare time maybe he should mosie over and they could toast marshmellows together and reminisce over the good old days in Old Europe!
Bon Soir! as the Indonesian's say*
P.S. The Cash for honours bullshit has been used by different parties (and Monarchs) since time immemorial, it's totally irellevant in my view and is now being used purely as a time wasting and distraction excercise (400 hours of parliamentary time rubbishing over fox hunting compared to the 7 over deciding sending British troops to Iraq, and the total reluctance now to have an inquiry into Britain's case says it all) I don't give a damn about what the US does, never have done, it'd drive me nuts otherwise!
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I didn't know that Tony Curtis used to drive a taxi to make ends meet?
Fritz Von He was in reality Richard Starkey you know!
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by rupert bear:
George W Bush on Senator Pelosi: 'And in my first act of bi-partisan outreach since the election, I shared with her the names of some Republican interior decorators... [LAUGHTER] ...who can help her pick out the new drapes in her new offices. '
Good to see he's taking women Democrats seriously. Git.
I don't know if you've seen Nancy the new Speaker in action talking about Bush or not? she's a tough cookie who does not mince her words, Bush's comments are mere chicken feed to what she's already publically stated about him*
Regards,
Fritz Von Keeping the real balance as is my want, innit*
P.S. Nice to see St Johnstone whipping QPR's arse last night, Oh Dear that's 5 in a row now!
N.B. Although a rather drastic measure, I suppose it can't be denied that the only man to stop all world flights for 24 hours on the 12th September 2001 did do something for the environment!
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Ooops! I thought I was in the Padded Cell for A minute there?
Wotta Wally i Is innit*
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I suppose that when one considers that 80% of American troops killed in Iraq to date died after Saddam's capture, and he's now gonna get the chop too (seemingly), it makes yer kinda wonder why the US, the UK and other allies did all this for free and just for the Iraqi people dunnit?
Fritz Von Lorra Tax Our Kids*
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I expect I'd get banned from here without ever reaching my 1 Millienth post if I openly discussed dealing Naim gear on the Padded Cell!
Fritz Von Ah well that's the Class system for you innit*
Money buys Class you see, and I don't mean the goods!
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by scottyhammer:
dear ratchit,
no i only post when ive got something constructive to say! pity some other forum members dont choose to do the same.
chin up fella.
scotty
Quite right John, I vividly remember mentioning the Hammers often on here when they were struggling in the first Division (to no comment whatso'ever, especially from Our Matt the worlds biggest West Ham UTD Fan) he's now been promoted to the old Pink Salmon Show though where they openly swear and stuff I hear to show how free and democratic they all are (so long as the moderator likes you that is)?
Fritz Von Memory is a wonderful ting innit*
Would Our Mattt & Parry still go without complimentary tickets though?
Good Old Bank of England, Kick em while they're down Chaps*
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
One thing that top financial experts like Our Mick & Myself always have great difficulty in explaining to ordinary lay people is that these kind of interest rises in the UK (soon to be 5.5 % I hear) are actually wholly for their own benefit alone. Mortgages will rise across the land to pressurize folk even more to watch their credit card spending and pay of all existing debts, before even attempting to save for a pension scheme or new top end HiFi. This in turn will force lazy pinko whingers not able to pay Our Micks new rents to be forced onto the streets and go cockle picking, thus lowering illegal foreign workers (obvious innit Tom).
Frirz Von What we do you for!
P.S. Why the hell should we pay for Staudents anyway, lazy bunch of good for nothings, when I were a youngs***** (More in Our Mick's new beastseller "How to Retire at under 50 and still rake in a fortune from the taxpayers pot semi-legally)*
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by scottyhammer:
i know that my son, i like a bit of banter
regards, scotty
So that's what you call it! Banter! God help being in a boozer with you lot after a few half shandies, I'd rather listen to how Parry single-handedly won the war in the Gluepot*
Fritz Von Though I've heard Our Mick get's quite aggressive these days*(Not forcing enough rhubarb down himself I expect ?)
Fat Reg's new single is absolute piss-takin Crap²
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by JonR
Was there a war in the Gluepot then?
What was it about?
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by JonR:
Was there a war in the Gluepot then?
What was it about?
Yes Jon, Our Mick refused to pay for a glass of Chateau De Corrida that he insisted was corked, and even though he's not renouned for remembering his wallet anyway and one of his normal victims had already got the round in, he demanded a full refund and apology all the same and got it John.*
Regards,
Fritz Von The Chaps all went on to a local top restuarant then, whilst Mrs Mick picked him up in her new Porsche never never, and they had beans on toast with woucester sauce (Lea & Perrins naturally) smothered in grated Sainsburys mild Romanian chedder at home instead & a glass of single Brasso to swill it all doon with, innit.*
A born Winner*
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by JonR
Ah...ok, thanks.
Feel better now for knowing that.
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by JonR:
Ah...ok, thanks.
Feel better now for knowing that.
My pleasure Jon Boy!It's a gift Son.
Regards,
Fritz Von You did ask*
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by JonR
Yes, I know (slow day at work, you understand!)
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by JonR:
Yes, I know (slow day at work, you understand!)
Have they still got a shortage of stackers around your way?
Fritz Von I used to frequent a lovely lickle boozer right next to Hertford East Station (BR), nice pint too, when I wasn't driving the Chaps back to base, otherwise it'd be a decent ploughman's lunch and a small shandy*
Good times indeed (so were the trains)
Apparently Sir Ian Blair has been arrested and charged with impersonating a Police Officer?
Well I never did Jon!
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by JonR
Fritz,
I'm sure you'll be delighted to know that despite the ravages of privatisation, Hertford East station
still exists.Many happy memories for you I'm sure!
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted - 13 Oct 2005 : 16:28:59
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Does anyone know whats happening to the empty house/pub/hotel(?) opposite Hertford East station? Apologise if this has been covered before, only got signed up today, I did have a scan through the old topics but you guys have managed to cover off an awful lot of topics!!
Quote/
Seems like the pub's gone though Jon more impotently, I just gleaned this from a local website!
Such a shame*
Let's hope Our Mick doesn't forget his Spectator Subs, innit!Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Yes I remember the evening of the 9th November 89 very well, in fact I shall never forget it Chaps*
Fritz Von Then the Wall came tumbling Doon Dinnit*
In 1938 on this very day too the first train loads of 'Berliners' were transported on their one way journey to certain camps as well*
Almost Berlins 9/11 really, innit*
Goodnight:
P.S. The ex Spy Master Head of the Stasi died today aged 83 here in Berlin, he was basically responsible for the downfall of Willi Brandt. His family had fled the Nazis to Moscow in the Mid 30's, his Father being a Jew.
Happy Birthday to the Chief also, who's 21 Today
in his dreams at least* Wot?
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Chillkram
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
P.S. Nice to see St Johnstone whipping QPR's arse last night, Oh Dear that's 5 in a row now!
At least Paul Le Guen had the decency to apologise to us supporters. But I think the players must have been tired after the long bus journey up to Perth from Shepherds Bush.
National Express buses are just not very comfortable these days.
We are saving up for our own bus though and have already put a down payment on this little beauty.
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
It smells like one of Parrys special deals Squire*
Fritz Von He'll be out on the Brasso tonight though discussing the Bank of England and how oily his chips should be*
Grease where I come from!
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by acad tsunami
quote:
Originally posted by Chillkram:
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We are saving up for our own bus though and have already put a down payment on this little beauty.
Fritz von VW,
It looks a bit dented, has Bruce Lee been 'pinging' some heads orf the body work?
Regards,
Acad
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by warwick:
CNN and BBC websites have just announced that the Repuplican Govenor of Virginia, George Allen, has conceded defeat, so giving the Democrats control of the Senate (as the 2 independents lean more to the Democrats).
Start ticking off the days George.
I saw it confirmed some hours ago strangely enough John, though I do always find it amusing (almost daily now) when a live broadcast is done say in front of the Houses of Parliament in broad daylight and I look out of my window and everything's pitch black outside (now just how do they do that with mirrors maybe ?). I was under the impression that if the Republicans had won both houses Dubya would still be leaving on the same day that he will now be leaving office? (this is the US of A not Britain).
Fritz Von Acad Old Bean it's an obvious one-careful owner Classic*
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Just to repeat myself, some years ago I went for a dream job at the Kaisers old Patent Office here in Berlin (English Section), and although not getting the very well paid job (2 year contracts only for security reasons) I did get a wonderful tour of the place. As with UK etc, Brilliant Patents have been kept and paid for by Governments (and firms) for Centuries never to be used for their own selfish reasons and quite legally too.
Fritz Von Frank Whittle comes to mind, as well as Sinclair and clockwork radios to name but a very very few.
Goodnight again & wise up Chaps* (Wind up even)
