The IDF Should be disbanded! And Now:

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 03 November 2006

As mentioned afore (prompted by Get's on yer Earwickers latest post actually) I feel that the IDF in essence is Offensive and should asap be replaced by a National Israeli Army (Joint Servive like everybody else). I do not enter here into any political debate whatso'ever and the imminent demise of General Sharon and his State funeral should further (his belated GOOD WORK)(Palestinian Leader & other Arab Bosses should be there) in de-escalatin matters local, innit.



Fritz Von Just had a call from an old thingy wantin to see me for sex (I reckon she's been reading my posts) must know I've got dosh in?


P.s: Strangely enough, I've just paid four months electricity up front+ to relieve me of the afore-mentioned wonga, as I know myself Oh so well*


Do you know who you are?


P.S. For those who still maintain posting and feeding the obvious jumped up bouncer, justifying his daft situation for all to see, I just say this.

You are Naive to the extreme, you know nothing about nothing, and I'm very very glad none of you are my neighbours*


Studied Law for fuck's sake, what Planet do you gels live on?
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Justyn
quote:
Originally posted by Chillkram:
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
P.S. Nice to see St Johnstone whipping QPR's arse last night, Oh Dear that's 5 in a row now!


At least Paul Le Guen had the decency to apologise to us supporters. But I think the players must have been tired after the long bus journey up to Perth from Shepherds Bush.

National Express buses are just not very comfortable these days.

We are saving up for our own bus though and have already put a down payment on this little beauty.


I had a 66 split restored by my mate who did an excellent job, if your looking for any tips or parts etc, let me know. It often turns out to be a total build, new panels, flooring, sills, etc and not much left of the original van, but something really quite special to drive down the road in. Hope you have a great experience.

Justyn.
Posted on: 09 November 2006 by Beano
quote:
Originally posted by Chillkram:
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
P.S. Nice to see St Johnstone whipping QPR's arse last night, Oh Dear that's 5 in a row now!


At least Paul Le Guen had the decency to apologise to us supporters. But I think the players must have been tired after the long bus journey up to Perth from Shepherds Bush.

National Express buses are just not very comfortable these days.

We are saving up for our own bus though and have already put a down payment on this little beauty.


Did you buy it off a guy called harold who had to give up driving cos he got an arrow in his eye?
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
The Apple of My Ear*


Fritz Von The light in sight is wery bright�

P.S. I met a young Chap from Houston Texas last eve (about 20 years younger than Parry) probably one of the most switched on people I've ever met in my life:

Daniel was his name, and I nearly got a whack by starting off the converstaion with "I can see the red light ......"

P.S. Personally (no surprises) I find the MI5' Boss's comments re: a hundred Muslim plots+ etc in the UK absolute BALDERDASH�, Why are the British People continually being treated like utter Morons, who the hell does Reid etc, think they are? it's about maintaining their present fraglie political positions and NOTHING ELSE:


POWER FREAKS EXTTRAORDINAIRE� as well as being totally for number 1 and number 1 only!
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Alan Paterson:
I am looking to get a couple of extra batteries to take to New York with me in 10 days. I was looking on ebay and saw lots of compatible batteries for sale. Are these safe to use and are they any good? If i was able to use my charger i would but i assume i can't use it there (the mains lead is detachable but are the internals designed for the UK voltage)?


They don't allow batteries in New York they're forbidden John:

Regards,



Fritz But don't forget yer three thickness toilet paper Son*
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
P.S. I trust you get a nice couchette by a porthole Squire*


Fritz Von Endless New Waves*
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by arf005:
Does this count.....



Cheers,
Ali


Not a bad first attempt Jim at all at all, though I think Our Deano's Classic Post-Rainbow Warrior Pictoral description of Neo-Kiwi Concrete (unfortunately not in black & white, though taken with Ilford Basic 400, and wasps and dust on his reflex) just about pips you to the post in the Art world at least John*


Fritz Von How D'yer get Two Wales in a Mini? Drive over der fourth Bridge, innit*


P.S. Who's noticed that Britain & The Yanks allies (Namely Poland etc) in Iraq don't have paranoic terrorist attacks on their minds continually, Now why is this, you'd think they's be easy meat wouldn't you, Should Reid the Pratt be told?

Brrp*
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Check yer e-mail Our Beano I've just sent you one of the best attachments of all time, MP3 800kb ish if anybody wants it*


FVB
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Haim Ronen:
Tired of beautiful nature pictures.
Anyone wants to post some urban photographs?

Haim


But did you vote Haim me old Doughnut, or are you also all mirror, smoke and shutter John?


Regards,


Fritz Von Keepin it real*
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Who saw those two brave all American Hero California Cops holding down that vicious Terrorist on the Tv News then? I don't know how they managed it, he kept trying to get their guns and just think he could well have had a rpg in his inside pocket too, never mind the saracin nerve gas and nuke in his shoe, they're obviously ex-'registered' Bouncers, born to serve and protect the weak dumb and innocent public from violence & er, fear (which they detest by the way). I hope they manage to arrest that bastard of a neighour who shot the pictures showing them in the persuance of their duties and totally turning the picture around and taking it out of context as if they themselves were in the wrong somehow too, taking bloody human rights too bloody far if yer ask me!



Rodders* Ooo You Lookin At?

I see 5 Met Coppers have been nicked then!
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I'd just thought of a great idea for a new thread then noticed somebody else had beaten me to it*


Fritz Von I'm sooooo slow, innit**


Although I'm no BNP fan (as is well documented on here) I do tend to agree with its leader Nick Griffin who was cleared today of race hate charges in a British Court, in that he was obviously set up by Gutter press journos, the taxpayer has wasted nearly a million squid trying to convict him and that the BBC is obviously now a Politically biased organisation.

I think Mr Blair should put a certain G Dyke on his list of (be very careful of this chap) when the chips are down, if anybody cares to remember the reality of these things that is?
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Beano
Cud yeah gimme a "ball park figure" Big Grin

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Those state troopers certainly did a pruning job alright. While kneeling on the suspects neck William Cardenas aged 24 was trying to convey "I can't breathe"!

Beano
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Beano:
Cud yeah gimme a "ball park figure" Big Grin

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Those state troopers certainly did a pruning job alright. While kneeling on the suspects neck William Cardenas aged 24 was trying to convey "I can't breathe"!

Did you like it Son, bloody brilliant isn't it!


Cheers,


Fritz Von Just saw the LAPD Chief starting his wiggling out of it interviews (I fear Arnie will fire him) not good for the image you see*

Beano


I seriously think that Britain (England) is heading towards its own era of McCarthyesque Paranoia regarding these percieved threats, it'll only take one little incident (God Forbid) for them to justify all of their actions and once that ball starts rolling it wont stop, Why are people so blind to it?
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I was rather surprised at seeing the absolute ZERO Tolerance in Jerusalem recently at a Gay Pride Rally considering (as often stated on here by my good self) that Israel is probably one of the most Democratic Countries on earth, if not the most, and certainly was a reflection of the peoples voice!

Fritz Von Poland is my neighbour though, and in Central Eastern Europe and their intollerance against Homosexuality is beyond compare (Officially too) and must be addressed soon, or is Turkey somehow different?


P.S. I'd be interested what David Cameron would do if he discovered that certain 'parties' had been secretly recording his private conversations to friends and colleagues?


Remember Gerry & Martin ?


Reid Is very dangerous, mark my words*

N.B. Remember when George W Bush, President of the United States of America read his Thingy to the Nation Speech including the Dodgey dossier 45 minutes WMD's Blarney supplied by er, MI6 & Alisdair Campbells spinnin bullshit (in-between getting pissed), well who see's a hint of survival tactics by er, the British Intel Services at present then? Cos I bloody do, why should they go down the pan cos of Blair's own private agenda, and Bush won't help him one inch, no Sireeee* Keepin it Real here Chaps!
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by acad tsunami
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Just to repeat myself, some years ago I went for a dream job at the Kaisers old Patent Office here in Berlin (English Section), and although not getting the very well paid job (2 year contracts only for security reasons) I did get a wonderful tour of the place. As with UK etc, Brilliant Patents have been kept and paid for by Governments (and firms) for Centuries never to be used for their own selfish reasons and quite legally too.


Fritz Von Frank Whittle comes to mind, as well as Sinclair and clockwork radios to name but a very very few.


Goodnight again & wise up Chaps* (Wind up even)


Dear Fritz von patently shameful things happening in the patent offices - got any more info on this?

Acad von the best eroica is debbie does dallas surely?
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Beano
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I was rather surprised at seeing the absolute ZERO Tolerance in Jerusalem recently at a Gay Pride Rally considering (as often stated on here by my good self) that Israel is probably one of the most Democratic Countries on earth, if not the most, and certainly was a reflection of the peoples voice!

Fritz Von Poland is my neighbour though, and in Central Eastern Europe and their intollerance against Homosexuality is beyond compare (Officially too) and must be addressed soon, or is Turkey somehow different?


P.S. I'd be interested what David Cameron would do if he discovered that certain 'parties' had been secretly recording his private conversations to friends and colleagues?


Remember Gerry & Martin ?


Reid Is very dangerous, mark my words*

N.B. Remember when George W Bush, President of the United States of America read his Thingy to the Nation Speech including the Dodgey dossier 45 minutes WMD's Blarney supplied by er, MI6 & Alisdair Campbells spinnin bullshit (in-between getting pissed), well who see's a hint of survival tactics by er, the British Intel Services at present then? Cos I bloody do, why should they go down the pan cos of Blair's own private agenda, and Bush won't help him one inch, no Sireeee* Keepin it Real here Chaps!


Gerry Adam’s and Martin McGuinness, regarding editorial comment in a broadsheet, the broadsheet editor accused of been a sympathiser and gone soft on terrorism, although one of them maybe still on the IRA council.

Personally I think the broadsheet would like to give the two of them a fair hearing all in the name of peace.

Beano sailing the Seven Seas
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
It depends on how you look at it Acad me old sunshine. If I invent an automobile improvement that say screws up 3 years research and investment by say General Motors for their next generation of cars (and I have the Patent) I can basically ask them for whatever I want financially) and they will buy it off of me. They may well want to use it one day, or just let it rot for a 100 years or whatever time limits apply. In times of War and desperation (Time-wise) things may well be different depending on which country wishes to use things!



Regards,


Fritz Von As Our Mick's beloved Maggie Hilda quite rightly said, Nucelar Weapons cannot be diss-invented, innit*


Another example of intellectual property to date would be the New Labour Ethos as seen by The Great Leader: "I am Right You are Wrong Period"

It's my Country and I'll Cry if I want to*
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I was just thinking about all those members & Chaps on here who say they live in the US, though although enjoying airing their recent political views are far too shy to admit to actually having voted or not; strangely enough? As most of you out there are no doubt aware America is the only land on earth that actually 'Constitutionally' requires its Citizens to swear allegiance to the flag. When a flag is old and tattered (or basically knackered in real speak) it's not just burned or chucked away like some old Union Flag of no consequence, but lovingly and ceremoniously 'Retired' by say a local Scout group or some such organisation and put to rest so to speak.


Fritz Von Quite a good idea actually I feel*

We're talking across the board here Chaps, not just Military wallers:
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
The 5 coppers who got nicked in London because of running bootleg liquer in this day and age is amazing to me to be honest!


Fritz Von 2 Brightsparks freshly out of a Hamburg nick decided to try and rob a Brinks Mat security wagon here this moaning carrying starter/Gas pistols, one was shot four times and died on the spot. I'm sorry to say that I laughed out aloud, I mean just how stupid can you fucking well get Chaps?


I'm very glad indeed though that they don't arm folk in the UK, I can just imagine a Kung Fu expert with a 38 Special justifying His/Her bullshit actions*
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I was just listening to some live comments from passers by in Upton Park's Green Street regarding the MI5 revelations that have suddenly come from nowhere regarding 1600+ suspected terrorists in the UK and the 30 odd plots to-boot. I was very surprised at the general tone of the answers and feel that they really did hit the nail on the head.

Fritz Von A very very sad indictment indeed I really must say.*

A report telling the horrific story of one Sunnie family getting kidnapped in Iraq by Shiit militia and torturing them etc, reminded me 'exactly' of accounts I've heard and read of Jewish households being raided here by the Nazis in the early 30's.


Great to see some of those urban pictures all over again, worth re-posting though I suppose, nothing done in-between then Chaps?
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by acad tsunami
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:


I'm very glad indeed though that they don't arm folk in the UK, I can just imagine a Kung Fu expert with a 38 Special justifying His/Her bullshit actions*


'There were 562 of them all armed to the teath and threatening my wife and all I had was my 38 special with speed loader - by firing and rolling as I re-loaded I managed to take out most them but even I ran out of rounds and I am a highly trained marksman so I had to resort to some serious head pinging until the police arrived 8 hours later to give me a medal'.

ps - No gunmen were seriously harmed in the writing of this cartoon from Hong Kong
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Strangely enough Our Acad I opened up my fresh copy of the latest Private Eye Magazine about an hour ago for the first time and what do I find on the first page? An Audi Advert proclaiming that in developing the new A6 they filed 9,621 Patents, coincidence or What!

Regards,

Fritz Von It ain't arf Hot Mum*
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by acad tsunami
I used to hear that an electric lightbulb had been invented that never needed to be replaced but there was no point in making it and that most products had what they called 'built-in obsolesence

Acad von shoulders back lovely boy
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by acad tsunami


I ain't saying nuffing!
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by acad tsunami
Actually its a brilliant film - made for only $2million - moving and very funny and totally true unlike some of the stuff we read in the rubber room innit*
Posted on: 10 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by acad tsunami:
I used to hear that an electric lightbulb had been invented that never needed to be replaced but there was no point in making it and that most products had what they called 'built-in obsolesence

Acad von shoulders back lovely boy



Careful Our Acad, you'll be getting Our Fredders & Mick all jealous with such familiarity John, mind you the only beautiful boxer's most of this rabble know are poor man's Porsche's cos they cannie afford the real jobbies*


Regards,



Fritz Von A mate of mine used to paint old PA Amps for a living, he was a Marshall Artist*


Goodnight*

One trusts that certain great 'leaders' don't take advantage of the 11th of the 11th for their own little political agenda's later on today, innit*


I expect Mrs Mick's brushing the last fleck's off of Our Mick's Dunn & Co ready for the perilous journey to the smoke right now, innit*

N.B. 'All energy is FREE' and one form simply transfers itself into another, dunnit*