Stag Night Jokes
Posted by: dave brubeck on 18 January 2007
Gentleman,
I will be attending a stag night this evening for the groom to be. Nothing special planned (so far), just a meal and copius amounts of drink in the local hostelries. Kick off in 8 hours.
Assuming that some of you on here may be/ have been married, does anybody have any ideas for simple but amusing stag night pranks?
Note that due to my current location in an Arab country public nudity cannot be considered.
Any help much appreciated.
Posted on: 18 January 2007 by Bob McC
Wouldn.t just letting the authorities know you're on the booze do?
Posted on: 18 January 2007 by dave brubeck
shhhhhhhhhhh
Bob - I'm in the sunny United Arab Emirates - drinking is permitted, as long as it is behind closed doors in licensed premises...
Posted on: 18 January 2007 by Tony Lockhart
quote:
Note that due to my current location in an Arab country public nudity cannot be considered
Our favourite in Dhahran was to pour some Fairy liquid into a public water fountain.....
Tony
Posted on: 18 January 2007 by rodwsmith
Do you have any medically trained friends (accomplices?).
Best one I heard was when the group got the groom drunk to passing out/oblivious point, took him in a taxi to a hospital for a 'look around', bought him back and then set his arm in plaster (professionally, as above). When he woke up, they spun him a believable yarn about having fallen and broken his arm, which conformed with what hazy recollections he had.
After an itchy time of very severe remonstrations about ruining photographs, general irresponsibility and so on from bride (and especially mother of bride), he was finally told/released on the morning of the wedding itself, about a week later.
Harmless in many ways, but so funny it got into the local paper.
Posted on: 18 January 2007 by Rock Steady
A friend of mine had his chest hair waxed into a crucifix shape.
You cant see it during the wedding, but when on honeymoon on the beach.....
Another good one was a kipper slipped into the sponge bag packed for the honeymoon.
By the time they got to the Maldives or wherever, it was humming nicely.
Posted on: 19 January 2007 by ewemon
In the good old days when the stag was the night before the wedding. We got the groom so pissed we put him on an overnight train from Edinburgh to London with enough funds in his pockets for him to get across London to Gatwick where we had booked him a flight back to Edinburgh. He made his wedding by the skin of his teeth.
I saw some wedding photos once of a bride and groom's picture being taken from where the priest would stand looking back towards the wedding guests who all had Nixon, Thatcher, Donald Duck and a whole host of other masks on. Apparently they didn't know it was going to happen and from what I heard they took it in good humour.
