Fritz's Official New Years Day Underwater Speeding-Ipod-Hydra-World Cup Thread:

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Andy

So if I don't like them I can stay away, Ok I will go.

Bye

You really shouldn't have temper-tantrums with virtual coppers Our Mick, you know they're always right, well virtually always, anyway*

Graffitti is art to many! depending naturally where it is, and wether it's there by choice or not; virtual choice on a forum, doesn't make one's clothes smell of baccy either! and I wonder who's gonna start the first 2006 'Stating the Bleedin Obvious Thread' then? *


Evenin All*


Fritz:

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Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
straight over everybody else's head...

Yoo definately needed a smiley there old son! *

That's it, Cheers, Fritz:

Except this:

N.B. As a general reminder that I may personally only use one thread at any one given time 'unconditionally', and that I may only post on this forum like-wise so, I think it's important not to underestimate the value of smileys, and their contribution to creating a far greater and fairer world as a whole, and those that don't bother to vote, or just leave & drop out of forum's willy nilly, taking their freedom for granted, are Oh so! very very misguided and indeed rather selfish too, in all that's good and sacred in the entire Uniwerse, and Swindon, Wilts, ***innit:

Well done Our Adam *

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
straight over everybody else's head...

Not quite everybody.......

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

More like acting full-screw I would say Johnboy *


Goodnight:[/QUOTE]

Posted Tue 03 January 2006 22:12
straight over everybody else's head...[QUOTE]

Army slang for who someone temporarily has the rank of a Full Corporal or "Full Screw" (two stripes), usually a Lance Corporal (one stripe), the rank below. Commennt often reserved for someone who has ideas above their rank/station. For those still wondering.

Nic

For Sky News 'Journo's' to straight-facedly report in their usual 'Mock-Concerned Way' their surprise & dismay that false information regarding the present mining tragedy and survivor counts in West Virginia could occur, in my tiny view, totally beggars belief, innit*

The fact that other stations 'of repute' are also reoprting this case of sad missinformation, is neither here nor there*

I would suggest that Jesus ended up on the cross purely because he was construed as being a threat to local power, and in their eyes a bleedin trouble-maker too, innit *

It's A Bloody Diabolical Liberty I Reckon John !


I didn't know that Gypsies can't be Gay? *

To compare in some way the racist, bigotted, sarcastic, unfunny Old Bastard, that Jim Bowen is, with Phil Collins (Whatever one may think of him) is in my opinion way off of the mark John! *

Presenter: The Battle of Bosworth Field was the last battle in what long war?
Contestant: The Boer War?
Presenter: I’ll give you a clue. It was in 1485.
Contestant: The Crimean?
BBC RADIO GLOUCESTERSHIRE


Please e-mail entries to dumb@private-eye.co.uk

Contestant: You step in it and it takes you up and down to different floors. Richard Madeley: Dog poo?


This looks like it'll be very interesting stuff for the WhiteHoose, innit ! *

I wonder if Our Mick is still whingeing like some spoilt brat who cannie get his own way?

Some pretty naughty� doins in Swindon today I see *

God help em if they're Guilty: ***

You've Gotta give Henman his due Ain't cha!

The Boy's well Consistent, if nuffink else, innee! *

N.B. Whils't watching an interesting BBC HardTalk interview with the Mayor of Medillin earlier, I thought to mesen (as you do), perhaps Our Andy should pop over there, accommpanyed by Special Constable Parry of course, to give the Old Colombians a bit of the Old, er, serious Policing advice & consultation, on how it's done in the real world, innit *


You Know it makes sense*

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http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13489222,00.html

Heard about on the radio today, coming home from work hit a massive traffic jam about 4 miles from home. When I finally got to the obstruction, shocked to see forensic police had shut off half the main road and where searching a particular house. I know the house as a mate lived there about 15 yrs ago. (It's a shared house with 4 seperate flats). Scary to know that people like this can be living so close.

If they catch them, they should take them to a quiet place and just shoot the bastards.

Justyn.

Many Palestinians may well now be praying for the demise of a certain murdering General, but only God can & should decide his fate, innit *

Thank God Israel's not a Nuclear Weaponed Country, innit *

Great to see some ex/TA bods doffing their caps: Also; Would be rather nice to see them in uniform (in the real world) as CSO's bullshitting on an inner City Saturday night's, clearing of the drunken moron's sessions, assisting the Pro's like Our Andy & co (I'd legally give them 5 seconds, if not less)*

N.B. Seriously wondering wether I should sell my entire hifi kit now (as per Parry " ") to pay basic Jacks, rather than be classed as a continual pinko-whingeing-scrounger, as I know he himself would do too, under similar circumstances? *


I'm holding orf, but not for long Chaps, innit*



N.B. Who gives a fuck? not a sausage, that's the beauty of it all, innit!*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Thank God Israel's not a Nuclear Weaponed Country, innit *

It IS a "nuclear weaponed country", hence it still exists.

* Let this be a warning to you all, innit! *

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Thank God Israel's not a Nuclear Weaponed Country, innit *

It IS a "nuclear weaponed country", hence it still exists.

People will believe anything these days old Son, you'll be telling me next that Britain still exists and remains 'strong' cos Thatcher
bombed the Falkland Islands?


Latest Macho Utility For Casual Swindonians about town (in jackets naturally) *

Ooh! Suits you sir!

Did you know that a Maltese person may divorce and re-marry if their partner is non Maltese, but two Maltesers may not divorce even*

Abortion* Don't dare mention the word, innit*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Abortion* Don't dare mention the word, innit*

I believe the rudest word in Maltese is now "Tax-exile".

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Originally posted by Nime:
The expression on the chap's face to the left of the last image sums it all up pretty well.

Those sleeping bags don't look very warm!

To think I used to go winter camping in the mountains for fun.

To think some 'Well Ard' Chaps actually bash each other 'senseless' naked in the snow, but only when they're pissed, otherwise people might think that they are Gay or something, all that hugging & bonding and stuff, for their old Queen, innit*


Luigi Old trooper, insects are very nutritious you know! I like deep fried grasshoppers personally, with a snippet of garlic and salt, all washed down with a nice fresh cup of piss*

quote:

Luigi Old trooper, insects are very nutricious you know,

Yes!
But you need to swallow kilos to stay alive.
Raw, of course!

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

quote:

Luigi Old trooper, insects are very nutricious you know,

Yes!
But you need to swallow kilos to stay alive.
Raw, of course!

Rather that; than a free night in Mc Donalds (Which I've never eaten by the way), though the Chief usually gets through half a dozen BigMacs an hour on a good night, it's truly a sight to behold* Orrible so it is*