Fritz's Official New Years Day Underwater Speeding-Ipod-Hydra-World Cup Thread:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 01 January 2006
Pity Sir Matt's only giving the benefit of his wast football experience on the Old Pink Salmon Show, innit ****
You'll have to endure mine instead then**
I reckon the Old Swedes are looking pretty formidable actually, give em an apple ipod, touch of Aretha Franklin, turn the hoses on, and Sven's yer uncle, John *
Happy New Year to all on Sunday *
Rowan
PhD Pseudoscientist Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 283
But if I drank 1/3 bottle of malt I'd feel like shit anyway.
Just borrowed from the old Pink Salmon Show:
Quote of the Year, innit ***
You'll have to endure mine instead then**
I reckon the Old Swedes are looking pretty formidable actually, give em an apple ipod, touch of Aretha Franklin, turn the hoses on, and Sven's yer uncle, John *
Happy New Year to all on Sunday *
Rowan
PhD Pseudoscientist Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 283
But if I drank 1/3 bottle of malt I'd feel like shit anyway.
Just borrowed from the old Pink Salmon Show:
Quote of the Year, innit ***
Posted on: 06 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Justyn:
Fritz,
I do hope the law will take it's own course, the bloke will most probably be found guilty. My point is that this bloke has committed a terrible crime and been caught red handed, unfortunately the punishment won't fit the crime.
Regards
Justyn.
I agree with you of course! except in that it is eventually for the Judge to decide wether he's guilty or not, and that if you personally
didn't see this happen, you're no more wiser of the 'facts' than anybody else is, in the matter at present, innit Matey* (If in hard terms of D&A evidence, the child involved actually has irrefutable evidence 'within her' for instance, as distasteful as that may be, the guy(s) are/is obviously gonna need some serious miracles, innit, or as commonly is the case will be helped to rid the world of his/their person by his/their own efforts, of which I'll not comment upon further)*
P.S. One obvious advantage of such fori as these, is that everybody is equal before 'Our Adam'! up to a pint naturally! and that if one was daft enough to get involved in such a converstaion, in say, a pub full of geezers with hidden agenda's, things would very soon get out of hand, and totally uncivilised to-boot, am I right, or am I right? *
Regards,
Fritz
P.S. Your Surname's not Case, by any chance is it Squire? *
Posted on: 06 January 2006 by Nime
[COLOR:TOAD ROAD VICTIM]It might be argued that this is one of the most obvious reasons for stopping capital punishment.
I heard the Austrians are now deeply upset at Adolph Arnie's politics and attitude to the death penalty. The stadiums and streets named after him are beginning to lose that certain, body-oil shine.[/TOAD ROAD VICTIM]
I heard the Austrians are now deeply upset at Adolph Arnie's politics and attitude to the death penalty. The stadiums and streets named after him are beginning to lose that certain, body-oil shine.[/TOAD ROAD VICTIM]
Posted on: 06 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
With respect Nime, me old cruncher, I mentioned that the day after he'd turned down the request*
So which Gentleman could well score a Hattrick on his Celtic Debut tomorrow then: barring that at least get a red card?**
Regards
Frötz
So which Gentleman could well score a Hattrick on his Celtic Debut tomorrow then: barring that at least get a red card?**
Regards
Frötz
Posted on: 06 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Nime:
The FAQ is now unobtainable.
Adam! I think it's all going out of control, I cannie seem t'stop posting rubbish? *
N.B. Just gonna have a butchers at American History X (looks interesting):
Goodnight*
Posted on: 06 January 2006 by Nime
We don't want you to lie awake worrrying about this Phritz. So.. the FAQ is back! 
Posted on: 06 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Although initially, a 'Military Devil', and amazingly lived to tell the tale, I do think that 'as the required strong leader' Ariel Sharon has taken Israel to new heights of 'progress' that no other leader possibly could have done in the real world! and I trust his successor carries on in the same very difficult vein, innit *
Posted on: 06 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Yo-yo Master:quote:Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
And for my next trick, 48 hours of no posting.
I wonder if anyone else could do this?
Ta ra.
What is it supposed to prove?
That Our Tarquers is out on the piss for the weekend with his chums my Lord! but will attempt to cleverly disguise it as a personal, though devastating protest of anger, towards all who don't play his wicked & cunning lickle game, innit *
Ssshh *
Posted on: 06 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Apparently in 'Northern Sound & Vision', Bowie sings with a Bradford accent! *
Liked the greens one Luigi my old rifleman.
Bon Soir, as The Italians say *
Liked the greens one Luigi my old rifleman.
Bon Soir, as The Italians say *
Posted on: 06 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Guten Abend Fritz!
Wie ghets dir heute?
Wie ghets dir heute?
Posted on: 06 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
Guten Abend Fritz!
Wie ghets dir heute?
Tres Knackered, Luigi älte bohnen.
Goodnight, i Is Kaputid *
Posted on: 06 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Buona notte Fritz!
Posted on: 07 January 2006 by Nime
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
That Our Tarquers is out on the piss for the weekend with his chums my Lord! but will attempt to cleverly disguise it as a personal, though devastating protest of anger, towards all who don't play his wicked & cunning lickle game, innit *
Ssshh *
He wasn't moved when we asked him to go.
He couldn't be bribed to go.
He ignored being sent to Coventry.
What can we possibly do?
Gianluigi! We have just the job for you!
PLAY PAINTBALL!
Posted on: 07 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Please stop all that green!
Posted on: 07 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted Sat 07 January 2006 12:00
As any IFA, or Insurance waller will know, blinding the punter with bullshit is the name of the game, until you finally get them to sign up to the scam/, er, I mean policy of course! Recent consumer psychological tests have proven (BBC) (in this day and age) that customers who are too bombarded with, er, 'choice' just leave without buying anything.
Take Jam for example:
One display showed 24 different kinds of fine jams, and another nearby showed only 6. The result was that customers actually purchased 30% at the small stand, and only 5% at the bigyun. Polluting peoples minds with rubbish (eg, mobile phones, colours/modes, etc, etc,) actually drives them orf, as they percieve it as negative after awhile, and don't get the buzz/satisfaction of making a correct/clever choice, if yer get me drift, like?
So Naim Green's not so daft afterall then; seemingly? *
Lucky I don't try to sell any of my idea's though, I'd have the mind pollution people around t'be sure, t'be sure, innit*
The picture above reminds me of a famous GayBar downtown, though a little too much rouge I would say on the Chap, and a little bit less of the old cheeky tint too,I would argue*
I didn't know that a highly trained special forces person, if left to his/her own devices, and couldn't break any laws, and didn't exist on any official paperwork, wouldn't last longer than a fortnight on a Winter City street, without the help of street folk to ensure survival, makes yer wonder really, dunnit? *
You know me! I ain't sayin nuffink John*
As any IFA, or Insurance waller will know, blinding the punter with bullshit is the name of the game, until you finally get them to sign up to the scam/, er, I mean policy of course! Recent consumer psychological tests have proven (BBC) (in this day and age) that customers who are too bombarded with, er, 'choice' just leave without buying anything.
Take Jam for example:
One display showed 24 different kinds of fine jams, and another nearby showed only 6. The result was that customers actually purchased 30% at the small stand, and only 5% at the bigyun. Polluting peoples minds with rubbish (eg, mobile phones, colours/modes, etc, etc,) actually drives them orf, as they percieve it as negative after awhile, and don't get the buzz/satisfaction of making a correct/clever choice, if yer get me drift, like?
So Naim Green's not so daft afterall then; seemingly? *
Lucky I don't try to sell any of my idea's though, I'd have the mind pollution people around t'be sure, t'be sure, innit*
The picture above reminds me of a famous GayBar downtown, though a little too much rouge I would say on the Chap, and a little bit less of the old cheeky tint too,I would argue*
I didn't know that a highly trained special forces person, if left to his/her own devices, and couldn't break any laws, and didn't exist on any official paperwork, wouldn't last longer than a fortnight on a Winter City street, without the help of street folk to ensure survival, makes yer wonder really, dunnit? *
You know me! I ain't sayin nuffink John*
Posted on: 07 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
quote:He wasn't moved when we asked him to go.
He couldn't be bribed to go.
He ignored being sent to Coventry.
What can we possibly do?
Gianluigi! We have just the job for you!
Dear Nime.
I'm off all that stuff from years.
Do prefer music and books.
They encrease your love for life.
Posted on: 07 January 2006 by Polarbear
quote:You know me! I ain't sayin nuffink John
Me neither
Posted on: 07 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Perhaps Naim's Marketing team could entice even more top-range custom, by offering a free jar of homemade quince jelly preserve with every new purchase over a set amount?
Will Our Adam buy it? *
Will Our Adam buy it? *
Posted on: 07 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
After Gorgeous George's re-itteration that he's never touched a drop of 'Booze' in his life, I was reminded of an old sketch on a similar vein attributed to Mr Wilde; (Though it could well have been Python, playing/varying upon the theme too? bit like Teddy Elgar really, innit!).
(Wilde to the Princess of Wales)
'Your Highness, I've never touched a drop of water in my entire life!'
"But my Dear Sir, Pray tell, how did one manage to clean ones teeth?"
'A very dry Sautern your Highness, a very dry Sautern'
innit*
N.B.
Kennedy in Berlin a few months afore after a rather social evening oot!
"Mr Putin! Tear Doon This Wall "
*
(Wilde to the Princess of Wales)
'Your Highness, I've never touched a drop of water in my entire life!'
"But my Dear Sir, Pray tell, how did one manage to clean ones teeth?"
'A very dry Sautern your Highness, a very dry Sautern'
innit*
N.B.
Kennedy in Berlin a few months afore after a rather social evening oot!
"Mr Putin! Tear Doon This Wall "
*
Posted on: 07 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by garyi:
I think the best thing to do is return the forum to how it was and just have a green glow on the naim logo.
Bit of King Crimson would be nice too Gazza, wunnit*
Regards
Purple Fritz*
Posted on: 07 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Although initially, a 'Military Devil', and amazingly lived to tell the tale, I do think that 'as the required strong leader' Ariel Sharon has taken Israel to new heights of 'progress' that no other leader possibly could have done in the real world! and I trust his successor carries on in the same very difficult vein, innit *
Bit like a Junkie really, innit! *
Posted on: 07 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Whils't just enjoying the first half of the FA Cup game between Ull & Willa, I fawt t'mesen, this Digi-Sat telly game's pretty good sometimes, innit! and it doesn't cost a penny either*
I bet Our Mick's got another Malt induced cold poor Chap, that's what you get from drinking with ex-Squaddies! *
Definately Not To Be Read By Homosexual Cowboys:
I bet Our Mick's got another Malt induced cold poor Chap, that's what you get from drinking with ex-Squaddies! *
Definately Not To Be Read By Homosexual Cowboys:
Posted on: 07 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz