Here's One For Our Erik, Who I reckon Knows His Stuff alright, Innit*
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 26 June 2006
Cheekily borrowed from current 1161 issue for those too poor to buy a copy*
Fritz von earlier NUM Chap's were probably some of the hardest & proudest people in the Country if the truth were to be known, that's why Maggie won by splitting up family's and kids.
I wonder how some great Thatcherites will explain the £500 Million+ (at the time) business done with the er, Non Existant Commie GDR per year then, in er, cheap coal & steel?
I refer to GDR (Not Poland, Not USSR, Not Tom Cobblers, I refer to the GDR) which by the way insisted on cash, ie, Silver Bullion, as did Russia with Gold, none of your Mickey Mouse Western Paper shite, which as Our Mick knows the B of E gladly obliged with*
During Wartime it's called treason in the real world, innit* (This is Govt level, so that's allright then).
Posted on: 28 June 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Fredders! Is Cheltemham near Glawster?
Fritz von I'd be bloody annoyed about the time wasted chasing up the morons� never mind a bloody apology letter; at least you've published it to the world though, hopefully you don't get arrested matey by some obnoxious unlected Council waller in uniform*
Fritz von I'd be bloody annoyed about the time wasted chasing up the morons� never mind a bloody apology letter; at least you've published it to the world though, hopefully you don't get arrested matey by some obnoxious unlected Council waller in uniform*
Posted on: 28 June 2006 by Berlin Fritz
P.S. To the above Our Fredders! Perhaps Our Andy should prepare you with some legal advice (or Our Mick with some names to quote) if you suddenly find yourself and/or your car being victimized in the very near future!
Fritz von The Wanker who illegally ticketed your car (common practice) was waiting for the ticket to run out, and hopefully he'll/she'll get a bollocking (even though they're encouraged to do it). Not Paranoid Our Fredders, just Paranoid* keep us informed, all yer lights OK, windshield wipers, tyres, etc?
N.B. Yesterday 28.06. was a very special day in Serbia/Yugolsvia: Archduke Ferdinands visit there and subsequent murder and his wife Sofie (Basically starting the Great War) has been compared to sending a Royal to celebrate St Patricks Day in Belfast at the height of the troubles. Adolf's main beef was the way Germany was treated after that war, his crazy politics etc came later, remember many German Jews died fighting in WWI as well (just a point innit).
So Italy will try many corrupt football officials today, Oh Dear!
Last year German Ref(s) get caught for cheating and taking bungs.
Yesterday English World Cup Ref gets sent on early holiday for giving out 3 red cards*
You couldn't make it up*
Pity Sarajevo happened though innit, might have saved tens of millions, though historians will tell me I'm simplistic, I mean what about all those armament profits to come then?
Fritz von The Wanker who illegally ticketed your car (common practice) was waiting for the ticket to run out, and hopefully he'll/she'll get a bollocking (even though they're encouraged to do it). Not Paranoid Our Fredders, just Paranoid* keep us informed, all yer lights OK, windshield wipers, tyres, etc?
N.B. Yesterday 28.06. was a very special day in Serbia/Yugolsvia: Archduke Ferdinands visit there and subsequent murder and his wife Sofie (Basically starting the Great War) has been compared to sending a Royal to celebrate St Patricks Day in Belfast at the height of the troubles. Adolf's main beef was the way Germany was treated after that war, his crazy politics etc came later, remember many German Jews died fighting in WWI as well (just a point innit).
So Italy will try many corrupt football officials today, Oh Dear!
Last year German Ref(s) get caught for cheating and taking bungs.
Yesterday English World Cup Ref gets sent on early holiday for giving out 3 red cards*
You couldn't make it up*
Pity Sarajevo happened though innit, might have saved tens of millions, though historians will tell me I'm simplistic, I mean what about all those armament profits to come then?
Posted on: 29 June 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Fritz,
I don't expect anything too serious with the cancelled ticket, but I suspect it will not be the first time this has happened as I got a rather wry smile from the girl at the reception desk! Rather as if she had seen it all before.
The car is legal and not fitted with illegal tyres or whatever, so nothing should happen.
In fact it was a lovely day out in reality, though if I had been in a hurry, then it would have been more irritating!
All the best from Fredrik
I don't expect anything too serious with the cancelled ticket, but I suspect it will not be the first time this has happened as I got a rather wry smile from the girl at the reception desk! Rather as if she had seen it all before.
The car is legal and not fitted with illegal tyres or whatever, so nothing should happen.
In fact it was a lovely day out in reality, though if I had been in a hurry, then it would have been more irritating!
All the best from Fredrik
Posted on: 29 June 2006 by andy c
Fritz,
the leagal advice line is closed due to refurb - am decoratin...!
the leagal advice line is closed due to refurb - am decoratin...!
Posted on: 29 June 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Glad you had a nice day out with the lads Our Fredders, that song from Steely Span comes to mind "And all fer under a pound begoorra"
Fritz von Did a bit of Toshing mesen once Our Andy, orrible isn't it*
Fritz von Did a bit of Toshing mesen once Our Andy, orrible isn't it*
Posted on: 29 June 2006 by pe-zulu
Posted on: 29 June 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Just a Quicky don't want to waste too much of my own time. UK has a far smaller population than this country though a far larger prison community. When Blair got in, a massive full on investigation (all party) went into P-service (carried our by eminent ex-top British General who's views were well respected (except by New Labour naturally). All recomendations were ignored, UK like US runs on a profit based system; moronic outfits like Group 4 for instance, (as with Hospitals, Schools, etc, etc, namely PFI) as mentioned often. That's all! hardly worth repeating, but it does me good at least, innit.
Fritz von Saw a beautuful Olive Drab (nearly wrote drag there (my favouritist old colour) immaculate E-Type earlier at the lights, unfortunately it had the original engine I feel too (Clarkson would have cringed, in fact it could well have been Clarkson in heavy shades and roll-neck pully?) revved the bugger up next to a Beemer, and it died like Delboys van, in a puff & choke Brewers droop of black smoke, how embarrassing I thought head down, and carried on to work.
Outdide of the bogbrush factory on the way home this eve was parked a really special looking motorbike the likes of which I've never seen afore. My old colleague reckons it must have been at least 45 years old (Taurus, Old German make) and guess what (A Diesel, Yes A Diesel). A guy came up straddled it and said guess what Chaps? this bike is 3 years old, and was made in India (Shocked & Stunned) well I never I thought, then walked home, after paying my monthly mess bill damage, and the boss is letting us out an hour earlier tomorrow to watch the game as well, very nice I thought, innit (I wonder how she'd have been if it was England?**
Highly original Denmark (as per usual)*
Fritz von Saw a beautuful Olive Drab (nearly wrote drag there (my favouritist old colour) immaculate E-Type earlier at the lights, unfortunately it had the original engine I feel too (Clarkson would have cringed, in fact it could well have been Clarkson in heavy shades and roll-neck pully?) revved the bugger up next to a Beemer, and it died like Delboys van, in a puff & choke Brewers droop of black smoke, how embarrassing I thought head down, and carried on to work.
Outdide of the bogbrush factory on the way home this eve was parked a really special looking motorbike the likes of which I've never seen afore. My old colleague reckons it must have been at least 45 years old (Taurus, Old German make) and guess what (A Diesel, Yes A Diesel). A guy came up straddled it and said guess what Chaps? this bike is 3 years old, and was made in India (Shocked & Stunned) well I never I thought, then walked home, after paying my monthly mess bill damage, and the boss is letting us out an hour earlier tomorrow to watch the game as well, very nice I thought, innit (I wonder how she'd have been if it was England?**
Highly original Denmark (as per usual)*
Posted on: 29 June 2006 by Berlin Fritz
P.S. The Beemer was an old Hearse probaly twice as old as Our Fredder's Wolwo, and it just raced ahead.
I aint' sayin Nowt, Goodnight*
I aint' sayin Nowt, Goodnight*
Posted on: 29 June 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Virtually: (literally even ) every Hotel room and spare bed in the whole City is taken this evening in prep for the moaning. My local required booking seats afront, and as I've only just found out I'll be leaving werk early, I'll have to miss out innit, and watch it here in peace instead (Saturday being a different ball-game entirely as the Emu flies..
Fritz von I wonder how many German/English Flags will be flying here on Sunday then?
You Know me*
Fritz von I wonder how many German/English Flags will be flying here on Sunday then?
You Know me*
Posted on: 29 June 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Having only just stopped larfin over the marvellously giggly above link, I thought to myself, Sod It I wish I'd had my camera earlier. Due to impending Baillif visit, said camera and guitar etc, (plus more should go soon) are AWOL in safety, innit John. Yes I'd rather have just one letter or pic printed in Private Eye (if deserved naturally) than 10,000 posts on here anyday.
Fritz von I've mentioned Turkish 'Villon' afore (as in London) all over the place (meaning originally village), but today I spied a lickle wan (French origin, dealing in fine furniture etc), and in bold Finely marked lettering (A. Villain), you couldn't make it up could yer!
I must find somebody who can take pictures innit*
Even Our Adam's got an incentive here (plus others too Possibly?) Nah! nobody wants to see Fritz leave this Forum, it just wouldn't be the same: all the Chaff would sneak back through the catflap in no time from the pink rushdie show and start swearing and stuff just for the sake of it, not too mention the mindless bollocks as well over Palestine*
Fritz von I've mentioned Turkish 'Villon' afore (as in London) all over the place (meaning originally village), but today I spied a lickle wan (French origin, dealing in fine furniture etc), and in bold Finely marked lettering (A. Villain), you couldn't make it up could yer!
I must find somebody who can take pictures innit*
Even Our Adam's got an incentive here (plus others too Possibly?) Nah! nobody wants to see Fritz leave this Forum, it just wouldn't be the same: all the Chaff would sneak back through the catflap in no time from the pink rushdie show and start swearing and stuff just for the sake of it, not too mention the mindless bollocks as well over Palestine*
Posted on: 29 June 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I wonder how many people today think they know more about the human invention of time than their encestors did from 10,000+ years afore?
Fritz von Many I would arrogantly imagine***
Fritz von Many I would arrogantly imagine***