Business Naim Puns

I always liked the pet shop:

Fish & Cheeps

Church of England

Oh no, this is a puns thread, not irony...

Seen on the back of a lorry emptying septic tanks;

WE’RE No 1 FOR YOUR No 2’s

Removal company spotted in Amsterdam.......

Hairdresser at our campus is called Shear Magic

Another chippy I knew was called the Frying Scotsman, and there is/was a Thai restaurant in Hinckley called the Thai Pan (Taipan is a type of snake).

I also saw a refuse lorry with
"Our business is rubbish, but we're cleaning up our act".

Is that one real Mr. Chill?

Oooo, dangerous use of an unauthorised smilie. Someone's going to get their keyboard smacked.

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Originally posted by 555:
Is that one real Mr. Chill?

As I live and breathe. It's on the Kings Road.

I saw a van who's business was boring holes for building site footings & foundations.
Called "Natural Born Drillers."
Well, I liked it anyway.
"Bodgit & Scarper" on the side of a decorators van.
Matt.

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dangerous use of an unauthorised smilie

I paid Naim good money for my smilies to be upgraded!

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As I live and breathe. It's on the Kings Road.

there is a funeral directors in Salisbury called Will Case and Sons.

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Church of England

Isn't that an oxymoron?

A friend in Washington DC owned a company called Reliable Liquors.

Being American - he couldn't understand why I kept pestering him for T-shirt.

Not far from here is a doctor's surgery called Kilmenny Surgery.

Dear Bruce,

Just shows that honesty is the best policy.

Should result in zero claims for negligence as they state their aims is to ............

Certainly better than SAVAMALL SURGERY

regards David