Sir Nigel Cavenndish

I've just been reliably informed that Sir Nigel (no relation) has devastated €uropean markets with his astounding revelation that German beer isn't actually made from german hops at all, Yes this great Gobsmacker was landed on the industry earlier today. Hans von Apfelstrudel a famous brewer from a long traditional beer brewing family said. Yeah we've always brought most of our hops from Poland and The Czech Republic, but now the secret's out, it's a travesty of marketing, and we're gonna sue the bastards, innit.

Fritz Von We're only making plans for Sir Nigel Japanese whiskey made from Scottish watter, Rubbish Mon