Which Lambo?

Posted by: Deane F on 05 August 2007

Chaps

Given the proliferation of bandwidth wasting twaddle on this most English of Forums, I decided to start a decent thread.

The other day Mrs F and I were visited by some of our rich friends and they arrived in their Lamborghini runabout. Mrs F took rather a liking to the yellow demon behave beast car and now she wants one. I, of course, am happy to oblige but I'm stuck between going for the Gallardo or the Murcielago.

Can they both tow the caravan? Am I able to fit roof racks on both? If I accidentally collide with some chavs, will I damage the car?

Regards
Deane
Posted on: 06 August 2007 by Rasher
I wish
Posted on: 06 August 2007 by Chillkram
Me too.
Posted on: 06 August 2007 by Deane F
May I just say that I, too, wish that Rasher was a dirty scamp.
Posted on: 06 August 2007 by JWM
And here he is, the dirty little Scamp in his natural environment, chilling on the beach.

Posted on: 07 August 2007 by musfed
I rather have a Porsche


for tractors that is..... ;-)
Posted on: 07 August 2007 by Deane F
The German racing pedigree really shines through in that photo, Musfed.
Posted on: 07 August 2007 by JonR
quote:
Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
Ooooh, beat me, beat me! Call me Sophie....



Tony


I must say that looks not unlike the comely actress/ex-songbird Samantha Janus....and why are those three boys on the left looking at each other like that?

Back on thread - Diablo - cos it's the only Lambo I've ever heard of.....being a Ferrari man, myself, of course.
Posted on: 07 August 2007 by u5227470736789439
First time I thought she had a certain beauty, if not quite my type being a bit thin. Now I think I can see a tattoe on her tummy. That's a bit common in my view, but you can call me old fashioned if you like! I prefer women built like Daimlers. Nice and smooth, even if cornering is compromised a little! I believe the term is Rubinesque!

ATB from Fredrik
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by Colin Lorenson
Fredrik,

I would never have picked you as a chubby lover Big Grin

Regarding the ladies tattoo, I believe they are know nowadays as a "tramp stamp".
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by Rasher
quote:
Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
I prefer women built like Daimlers.


Eek
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by Rasher
quote:




Vanessa Phelps?
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by Deane F
Classy!
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by Rasher


Jade Goody?
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by Colin Lorenson
Not nearly ugly or offensive enough to be Jade Goody
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by u5227470736789439
Dear Colin,

My pin up would be, if I had one, Hattie Jacques. She was a very pretty woman, and a very nice woman, which is more important. They threw away the mould when she came along, and people are not like her anymore!

Not sure about Hyacinth Bucket, though. Not quite my type! What is that lady's real name? I have forgotten it?

ATB from Fredrik
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by Guido Fawkes
Dear Fredrik

It's (Katherine) Patricia Routledge from that HMHB town of Birkenhead - I first saw her when she played Madame Fontana in the very last TV episode of Steptoe & Son. Did you know she's nearly 80?

She once said When I approach the pearly gates, I'd like to hear a champagne cork popping, an orchestra tuning up, and the sound of my mother laughing.

ATB Rotf
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by Rasher
Hey, I wasn't far off was I! Smile I hope you have a strong bonnet Fredrik. Cool
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by u5227470736789439
Perhaps I should get a veteran Land Rover!

ATB from Fredrik
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by Deane F
Fredrik

I had a friend with an ex-airforce veteran Land Rover once.

Going on his experiences with it, I'd recommend a veteran Land Rover as the ideal vehicle if what you want is to be stranded with mystery electrical problems and lots of weird intermittent faults. Absolutely ideal for that sort of thing.
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by u5227470736789439
Dear Deane,

I never thought of that! "Sorry dear, Looks like we're here for the nigh!" ... "Are you cold?" ... "Let me put my coat round you!" ...

Brilliant, Deane!

ATB from Fredrik
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by acad tsunami
quote:
Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
"Let me put my coat round you!" ...



Big coat.
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by u5227470736789439
I have got several big coats! Mostly inherited from my Norwegian grandfather. Fredrik!
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by Rasher
Fredrik - You dirty bastard! You have it all worked out, don't you. Cool
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by u5227470736789439
Dear Rasher,

I have only worked out how many opportunities I have missed over the years, this evening, reading this Thread!

I was always much too serious, and much too kind for that sort of thing! Too late now as well!

ATB from Fredrik
Posted on: 08 August 2007 by Rasher
Nah, Fredrik, it's not even midnight! Anyhow, there's always tomorrow. Smile
It isn't EVER too late...well, unless you are talking about someone specific...but then again, don't be specific! Huh!? Winker