Dodgy poster

I Laughed and laughed

Dirty old bugger

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Originally posted by Diccus62:
Dirty old bugger

Who is he?

Quickly, Someone fetch a constable

Daft as a brush Howard. And I chortled happily

BigH47 you were quick as well!

Nice one H

Good value I'd have thought.

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Originally posted by Diccus62:
Dirty old bugger

I don't get it. What's the problem with this? Is the term "fossil" used in some manner that is not obvious to me? Is it the term "hunting"? Is it his photograph? What?

Winkywankywoo,

Read the bit at the bottom of the poster.....

Tony

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Originally posted by winkyincanada:

quote:

Originally posted by Diccus62:
Dirty old bugger

I don't get it. What's the problem with this? Is the term "fossil" used in some manner that is not obvious to me? Is it the term "hunting"? Is it his photograph? What?

Winky,

'Give you one' means 'to offer your wares for the delectation of another'. The other person seems to be a passive player.

Does that help?

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Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
Winkywankywoo,

Read the bit at the bottom of the poster.....

Tony

I was afraid that was all there is to it. But...

I think it is quite a stretch to find that funny. "he will give you one". What is this, Benny Hill? I'm not offended, but don't find it funny in the slightest.

Each to their own.

Winky

quote:

Originally posted by winkyincanada:

quote:

Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
Winkywankywoo,

Read the bit at the bottom of the poster.....

Tony

I was afraid that was all there is to it. But...

I think it is quite a stretch to find that funny. "he will give you one". What is this, Benny Hill? I'm not offended, but don't find it funny in the slightest.

Each to their own.

Winky

Lo Winky.

It's the deeply childish part of English humour. Most of us never outgrow it thank the gods. Without a chortle at such sillyness we might be in danger of becoming serious.

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'to offer your wares for the delectation of another'.

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Originally posted by mongo:

quote:

Originally posted by winkyincanada:

quote:

Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
Winkywankywoo,

Read the bit at the bottom of the poster.....

Tony

I was afraid that was all there is to it. But...

I think it is quite a stretch to find that funny. "he will give you one". What is this, Benny Hill? I'm not offended, but don't find it funny in the slightest.

Each to their own.

Winky

Lo Winky.

It's the deeply childish part of English humour. Most of us never outgrow it thank the gods. Without a chortle at such sillyness we might be in danger of becoming serious.

Yeah that's us, maybe we never grow up or we have been reading the Viz for too long.

I remember a friend quite drunk in a chip shop after kicking out time. He hears a voice from the back shout out 'stick me a big sausage in love' without a hint of irony. My friend was wetting himself and the rest of the queue never batted an eye lid. Each to their own

If he was Scotish it would probably read; "If you don't find a fossil he'll LEND you one"...

BTW. I'm Scottish and so is my wife.

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I'm Scottish and so is my wife.

In that case you'll know that what you've written is without foundation.

Seems to be a humour - free lot around here.

Or is it just me who thought conortsun's post was an actual honest to goodness joke??

And amusing too.