Does Anybody On Here Know What They're Talking About ?
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 03 July 2005
If one plays and wins the Lottery, do you have to go back to the place where you brought the ticket ?
If you buy a ticket and send it hundreds of miles away as present and it wins (How does that person cash it in ?)
Is it possible to keep all of this a secret from some Gobshite shopowner who sold it (nothing more) in the first place ?
Fritz Von Trust em, like fuck I would
If you buy a ticket and send it hundreds of miles away as present and it wins (How does that person cash it in ?)
Is it possible to keep all of this a secret from some Gobshite shopowner who sold it (nothing more) in the first place ?
Fritz Von Trust em, like fuck I would
Adam me old mucker, Yes ! Thank you I have just done so, 5 times over (all independent) and have found the answer I needed, innit.
Fritz Von I doubt if anybody remembers me rantin on about a ZDF (German 2nd TV Channel) mate making a film in Canada last year, regarding gold diggers & bears and stuff, well the final result will be shown in about 20 minutes on the box here, so that'll be worth a larf innit, I'm sure though that it'll be excellent he is afterall Al-Jeezera/BBC Trained
Fritz Von I doubt if anybody remembers me rantin on about a ZDF (German 2nd TV Channel) mate making a film in Canada last year, regarding gold diggers & bears and stuff, well the final result will be shown in about 20 minutes on the box here, so that'll be worth a larf innit, I'm sure though that it'll be excellent he is afterall Al-Jeezera/BBC Trained
Now that you probably know a little bit more about Canada, here's a quiz for you about Canada, Fritz! Come on, give it a try.
1- What's the capital city of Canada?
2- What's the name of our prime minister?
3- Are blonde Canadian girls are real blondes or not?
4- Do Canadians drink more beer per capita than germans?
5- Do you think i live in a log cabin?
And yes, we also have lotery tickets here.
Bye.
1- What's the capital city of Canada?
2- What's the name of our prime minister?
3- Are blonde Canadian girls are real blondes or not?
4- Do Canadians drink more beer per capita than germans?
5- Do you think i live in a log cabin?
And yes, we also have lotery tickets here.
Bye.
Fido
A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the first semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents had given him for school.
Then he gets an idea.
He calls his Redneck father.
"Dad," he says," you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Fido how to talk!"
"That's absolutely amazing!" his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says, "I'll get him into the course."
So, his father sends the dog and the $1000.
About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out.
The boy calls his father again.
"So how's Fido doing, son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this, they've had such good results with this program, that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"
"READ!?" says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.
His father sends the money.
The boy has a problem.
At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor read.
So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home, his father is all excited... "Where's Fido? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news.
This morning, when I got out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does.
Then he turned to me and asked: "Is your daddy still cheating on your mama and messing' around with that cute little redhead next door" ?
The father says, "I hope you SHOT that damn dog".
"I sure did, Dad!" "I sure did!"
"That's my boy!"
Fritz Von It's a long long way to Canada
A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the first semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents had given him for school.
Then he gets an idea.
He calls his Redneck father.
"Dad," he says," you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Fido how to talk!"
"That's absolutely amazing!" his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says, "I'll get him into the course."
So, his father sends the dog and the $1000.
About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out.
The boy calls his father again.
"So how's Fido doing, son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this, they've had such good results with this program, that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"
"READ!?" says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.
His father sends the money.
The boy has a problem.
At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor read.
So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home, his father is all excited... "Where's Fido? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news.
This morning, when I got out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does.
Then he turned to me and asked: "Is your daddy still cheating on your mama and messing' around with that cute little redhead next door" ?
The father says, "I hope you SHOT that damn dog".
"I sure did, Dad!" "I sure did!"
"That's my boy!"
Fritz Von It's a long long way to Canada
Stoik, me old Calgary Girth, can I assume that you went to school in the Froggie Sector old Bean ?
Fritz I'm amazed nobody jumped upon the recent tragic death of the Phillipino 'Cardinal Sinn' though there again, this is only an internet forum innit, and not a love song !
Fritz I'm amazed nobody jumped upon the recent tragic death of the Phillipino 'Cardinal Sinn' though there again, this is only an internet forum innit, and not a love song !
I've just had a lovely little grin whils't accidentally looking at a florida hotel thread on the Pink Salmon Show, well what can I say ? 90 bottles of whiskey, green coffee beans, houses in Spain, friends who are policemen, garden gnomes, gives to charity widely, sits on trains a lot, as a consultant-retired, though still earning an arm and a leg to-boot.
Fritz Von Can't beat good old discretion can yer, innit
Fritz Von Can't beat good old discretion can yer, innit
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Stoik, me old Calgary Girth, can I assume that you went to school in the Froggie Sector old Bean ?
Huap, Huap, Huap, i'm still trying to decode what you've just typed!
Froggy i am, yes. Quebec is my pond.
Bye.