Our Andy's Soup Can Goes For Over $10,000,000 !

Luigi me old Referee ov sorts, please don't let people 'use & abuse you' Fritz is feeling great, just had a lovely dinner, some good football tonight, and my team play in the FA Cup final on saturday too which I'll watch live & free in good company (Where is the problem my old boot lover?).



Fritz von I'm not going to keep repeating myself old bean*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von I'm not going to keep repeating myself old bean*

As a believer in the Democratic voting system, and as a voter at every past given opportunity (a right which I've always excercised both here and in the UK), I find the present goings on in Downing St, and the Press silence unbelievably unusual and artificial somehow? As is well known I am a Jack Straw follower, and when all is said (and known very soon) Gordon Brown will be history, as will his beloved leader.


Fritz von Nice trio Our Luigi, Gobshite Graham usually comments on such subjects when they arise, let's see if he will do so now, after I've spoilt his surprise?

And NO! The new PE hasn't been sent out yet*

Come on.

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
Come on.

Question or statement?

Fritz von You don't honestly think that new Bentley owners and top of the range Naim kit owners x 5 (including the airing cupboards) etc, etc, are interested in talking to other people about them! and if on a forum such as this, do you really think people would actually want to meet another member on here in person, if this was the only place they'd ever had contact?


I think not, innit*


Would you? (be honest now Luigi)*

Luigi! as a follow up to my above points before I put my Seville shirt on, I refer to the Padded Cell only. I am talking about people who've never met one another (without having to spend weeks on here talking about meeting for a beer and 'discussing' records with those that do, instead of just e-mails or picking up a phone God forbid). If say, Our Fredders, who's opinion and descriptions on the music forum I know are well enjoyed by many and like-minded folk met privately that is another affair entirely I think, as with a specific hobby forum or club, Hi Bloody Fi, or Switched on Rozzers against Masons whilst serving, even!


Ahh Well, Cheers;

Fritz von Whatever turns folk on, innit*


P.S. Don't forget I have no secrets 'or agenda (hidden or otherwise)', use my real name, and never lie*


N.B. Rockingdock's post on the old septic Isle thread earlier re er, London was bloody good I thought, sorry to be so negative though²*

I wonder if Our Andy's sunburnt yet? (Watta Job eh?)*

Meeting people Fritz?
Why not.
Talking about myself?
Why not.
I've spent the first 16 years of my life alone and started talkin' at 20 when i decided that i could put my life into a microphone.

Where's the problem, Fritz?
Coherence?
Of course it is, me old moon walker.
But life knows no coherence when the world is running too fast, does it?
I don't mean i'm cheating the people here evenif i'll probably never been able to meet more than some of them.
Maybe one day i'll have the pleasure of few words on a phone or between flights (like happened to someone) and it will be nice to find out that life has little hidden nice corners along the way.
This is only a forum and somebody did wrote before: someone comes and someone goes.
But it's some good life spent here instead of looking out of the window and think you hate everything and everyone.
So this is an answer to your post and a big "i love you!" to the people skinning their fingers on here.
Great to know that your and mine thought can reach so far!
Maybe it's just only just the smallest part of my entire life but honestly spit out.
Nobody did ask you for more, Fritz me old bumper.

forgot the stupid pic.............

Luigi, you are right, and I hope you find some fun in it all, me personally, I don't need drinking partners (and I get quickly bored). When I go to a pub I expect nothing, for many years I went with friends/drinking partners to pubs to listen to them, and they to me, now I'm not interested in anybody, unless they really want to talk about something important & maybe private! people come to me in the bar, as many seem to do on my threads too, as arrogant and as egoistic as that sounds my old wine drinker, if you know what I mean? and I am not a Social Worker:

Fritz von Many calls will come soon from people I haven't heard of for years in UK (already started in fact), no Christmas cards or calls even, for years and now the World Cup in my back Yard, and I've told them all to fuck right off (a language they understand / German's, etc too), this is what I mean by 'use and abuse' Our Luigi, and I want nothing of it from anybody, luckily my instincts are still very very good and I am relatively financially solvent, otherwise I would think maybe differently, in fact I know I would*



Goodnight me Old doggie lover*

Chancellor Hillary Benn, and later PM, Yes I think that has a nice ring to it, Dunnit*

Not "fun" here.

If i want to have a beer with someone i can find thousands.
So i drink alone.
I have my company when my good friend is free.

Why do you think that someone that write on a forum must be untrue?
Do you think that all are here just only to show their "muscles"?
Maybe some, but the rest is only sharing, Graham.
Sharing.
Which means: i have the same interests of yours and i want to say that....................
This is a way to start a friendship, sometimes.
The people i know at work just think i'm crazy if i say that i've spent 1.500 euros on a pre amplifier and some of them don't even know what it is.
So i find here people who knows what i'm talking about.
I find people that, from the other side of the globe, just tell me about their records and find nice me to post some covers to let them know something new.
Sharing.
The most important part of our nature we're loosing, Fritz ne old Crusoe.

Luigi, I'm talking to you aren't I ? Well the game has just finished, I really do like a close finish don't you?


Fritz von British kids are taught that the Scottish Logi Baird invented the telly, but he really just brought jam to Scotland from the Carribean where he got pissed most of the time, then later got pissed & very ill in Margate. Scottish marmalade today is great, (much better than the telly) and you can see fields of lemons, limes, and oranges all glistening in the snow bound palm valleys & tarns throughoot the year, unless of course you get the foreign Scottish Jam's from Hereford, via, er, Seville and Swindon.*


I ain't sayin nuffink though*


Goodnight Luigi & Fredders, it is very late for me, and I really must get 8 hours+ sleep to be the 100% mean-machine that I must be tomorrow at the dole office*


I wonder why nobody rang me through the last long old winter then?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I wonder why nobody rang me through the last long old winter then?

Right Fritz.
You're talkin' to me.

Do you think you're the only guy that see such things happening on his own skin?
I have books of stories like that.
But i can't go around spreading anger on anything or everyone i see.
Because this can happen sometimes to everyone.
The most educated don't show, someone do it.
But it seems that, Fritz me old punch ball, you feel an ocean of anger that burn inside.
I do understand how you feel, but now it's up to you.
If you want to keep on fighting against all the globe, persons included, or you just stop a while and just try to make some order in your emotions.

If you like to know i waited 3 years for a call from a friend that never did it.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Well the game has just finished,

Do you see yourself closing the door in my face.
That's the way you do everytime.
I'm not playin'.
Even when i play the retard.
Goodnight me ol' grumpy teen.

Dear Fritz,

You are not alone in using your own name here, and I can tell you that my bi-line is on my passport, and birth certificate!

Maybe not all the names, but the one's I am proudest of! In fact if I ever emigrated I would drop my other two names, and no they are not 'silly b++++r!'

All thre best from Fredrik

PS: I enjoy a good vote now and again as well, as you know, assuming you believe me!

Very good Fredders, and yes it is a German pisstake, innit*


Fritz von Luigi you're talking about yourself me old mate, I simply do not want people knocking at my door anymore (I've had enough of it), I have no problem turning uninvited folk away, no matter who they are, people come to Berlin in spring summer because it's the place to be, not to see me*

P.S. Some 'live' by the, 'well I'll visit you in Aussie, or Italy, or Norway, etc, etc, one day, and most holiday relationships end up going that way, or am I wrong? It's called motive & sincerity, or lack of* in my experience.'


Use & Abuse, and my privacy is tantamount to everything Old Chum*
Regards,


Fritz von Titty Twistin One man band and happy with it*

P.S. I've had at least 20 different people living with me in this flat over the decades, different ages, nationalities, sexes and occupations, so I know what I'm talking about, innit* (not to mention their friends turning up for the magic, imaginary just for two nights, then come the hard luck stories (Which generally are ways of saving their money at other peoples expense like any good IFA John*

If that sounds bitter, I'd say it sounds more like reality and experience from a tiresome twerp²* Then there's the damage through lack of respect, piss taking when I'm away, upsetting my neighbours, police turning up, things going missing, including money, and best of all the mega electric or phone bills that turn up weeks after they have departed for sunnier or UK climbs*

This is not a Hotel nor doss house anymore, it just so happens to be my home, and I think slightly differently from other folks on here maybe Our Luigi, innit?*

There you go Our Fredders, some other great minds too, innit*


Fritz von I'll stick to my boring old Budweiser thank you very much*

Portraits of Messers Toy & Parry (By Reynoulds) with the can in the middle could be an acceptable and amusing play on my kitchen wall I feel*


G'Day:

There's always Our Vera's 3 Duck Muriel too naturally!

G'Day:

FWIW Fritzy, I think you and Gianluigi should meet up, I think you have lots to talk about.

In a... ahem... neutral venue of course, under the circumstances

And Fred should pop along with a couple of flaske bier as well!

Cheers,

Jon

I picked up the afore-mentioned book in my lunchbreak earlier, and haven't been able to stop having a peek at it all afternoon, not wishing to be seen by colleagues you understand, excellent stuff, beautifully & n�ively written, and as I'm no critic in the pro sense of the word, like most on here, you'll just have to take my word for it Jon, innit*

Fritz von Cold shower sounds just the ticket, though I still can't hear it, the ticket that is?*

N.B. I suppose that when one considers that alcohol abuse and 'normal' use, and related accidents, murders, illnessess, days off of work, cost to the NHS, etc, etc, etc, Psycho this and that, family breakdoons, causes probably hundreds of thousands of times more cases than illegal hard drugs, etc, do to 'societies' like Germany or Britain, you'd think they'd outlaw it like fags really wouldn't you?

I blame them bastard Taliban wankers for floodin the market with Afghani Opium and causing junkies and that, lucky Our george got rid ov em all then wunnit*

Remember when Scouse lads had crew cuts during the Falklands crisis (etc) to impress the lasses for a quick leg over? Well that's the beauty of the internet at times, like being on holiday overseas, you can pretend whatever role you want to play, and if yer good get away with it, innit*


Our Bruce was good though 'But God never thought he was a Doctor' though that was long before online consultancies existed I suppose?*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I simply do not want people knocking at my door anymore (I've had enough of it),

uffffffffffffffff
Fritz, my old hotelier, i'm not coming to Berlin.
I hate football.
Just in case i decided to come to Berlin i would book a room in a hotel.
As i've always did btw.
I'm not a sponger and i love the privacy of an hotel's room.
You can start breathing again, me old hold-all.

quote:

Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I simply do not want people knocking at my door anymore (I've had enough of it),

uffffffffffffffff
Fritz, my old hotelier, i'm not coming to Berlin.

I didn't think for a monet you were Luigi me old Pasta*

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Originally posted by jasons:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/4759377.stm

How it got like that, i just dont know.

Spandauers & Berliners used to larf themselves daft (especially the schoolkids) when yet another antique Chieftan broke down somewhere and held up all the traffic for hours, even funnier when the old tranporters towing them orf broke down too (Yes it happened, I saw it), though even in today's modern sophisto age, I think I'd rather have a Chieftan gun pointing where I wanted it to than just about any other tank on earth, innit*

Preferably Liverpool*



I hate football.
Just in case i decided to come to Berlin i would book a room in a hotel.
As i've always did btw.
I'm not a sponger and i love the privacy of an hotel's room.
You can start breathing again, me old hold-all.

Fritz von Luigi I was generalizing and not referring to you personally, and yes I'd still fuck you off uninvited*

**WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE**

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently
caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.

Fritz von Our Adam comes to mind for some reason, though you know me****

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von Luigi I was generalizing and not referring to you personally, and yes I'd still fuck you off uninvited*

I'm not coming to Berlin.
I'm not coming to Berlin.
I'm not coming to Berlin.
Gosh Fritz, old gate keeper, does anybody told you before that it's a damn hard thing to have conversation with you?

I didn't get where I am today by having conversations with people Our Luigi*


Massive Shelling on the mainland*


Parry family caught illegally digging for whelks on Plymouth beach*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
**WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE**

Fritz von our Venerable Jorge.