Our Andy's Soup Can Goes For Over $10,000,000 !

Fritz old chop,

Bearing in mind that the World Cup is going to be played in Berlin and all the hotels will be stuffed full, I was wondering.....as we is mates....could I possibly come to your gaff and watch some paint dry?

Erik von willing to bring me own Dulux innit*

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
**WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE**

Fritz von our Venerable Jorge.

and laughter is a sin

The English word derives from the Latin/German meaning, er, Meaning, Erik Me Old Gunner*


Fritz von Als Sinnvoll wie es ist, innit*


Cardinal Bouys should not be ignored either, especially if yew is a Yachter!

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
and laughter is a sin

Of course!
Because while one is laughing someone could "slip" inside home!


Hi Erik!
Hope you're good!
Cheers!
Gianluigi

I didn't know that Old Salvador had been crucified?



Fritz von there again I ain't a Borough fan either, remain seville now Our Fritz lad*

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
and laughter is a sin

Of course!
Because while one is laughing someone could "slip" inside home!


Hi Erik!
Hope you're good!
Cheers!
Gianluigi

Yep, thanks Gianluigi, I'm having a jolly good day and trust you are too.

ATB

Erik

I've never understood why certain clever and talented people deliberately surround themselves with less educated and priveleged folk to always be on top so to speak! you'd think they'd strive for more betterer stuff really wouldn't you?*


Fritz von Probably a comfort thing innit*

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
Fritz old chop,

Bearing in mind that the World Cup is going to be played in Berlin and all the hotels will be stuffed full, I was wondering.....as we is mates....could I possibly come to your gaff and watch some paint dry?

Erik von willing to bring me own Dulux innit*

To be quite honest Our Erik, on monday next straight after work finishes (fortunately, as I hate being beholden to employers regarding time) I have an Architect firm coming in to measure this place up, with the eventual 'ken' being my new central heating and front of house windows being installed. I have a terrible suspicion that they'll want to start just when the football starts, though which although mainly is in the evening I'll want leave to be here when they start farting about. I posted a thingy awhile back about my impending visit from the old Court Bayleafs soon too (hence having no valuable goods about) and that which I need to move fast will now have to go to, I know not where? for other unforseen tactical barriers that have occurred and which I will soon overcome, or simply lose precious possessions to the State through no fault of my own, such is life, Aaaah, innit*



Fritz von Oh the unfairness of it all, and I could just write off Billions of other people's dosh like so many other parasites do everyday quite legally, innit**


P.S. I thought Sir Alex's comments the other day about Keane being his best ever player were most inspiring, and should go down in British football history, innit*


Glad 7UP's got the message at last! well out of his league on here, far too Flacky? should stay with the Yes Men & whingers where he's safe & sound, and no! I don't mean to be provocative, Why on earth should I? he comes here, not the other way around*


Bloody Liberals pretending to be Young Turks, and I larfed, enough t'get right on yer Earwick innit**

Irrespective of being more than occassionally a greedy git here at home, I can honestly say (as far as I can recall !, which is long time Master) (irresspective of financial situation too, innit) that I never waste or throw away food of any kind whatso'ever, what about you Chaps?

Fritz von Is it even worth asking I wonder?

Spagetti for breakfast is fantastic by the way, fried in olive oil and sardines au garlic³ & fresh chives:

Yes I remember now I did see it in Glasgow (Dali's Cruci) cos I've got a pic here taken with my then new Praktika L1 (£160 at the time) and the 'glass' (for those who really know) reflected terribly, and a guard freaked out on me too, innit.

Who's Ritchie Cunningham Anyway?


Scratcher at last , Goodneet yer wasters all²*Ü Yee

Luigi ! you old 'Cos Friday's I'm in Love merchant' Do you nearly have a full Moon there too, or do you have to wait a few more days until it arrives from Tyskland?


'Star Rover' from Jack London, is a Great Book to read for your Soul my old sniper, order a copy in Italian asap*


Fritz*

Fritz, me old peeled tin can.
I have a friend in the shit to "wake up" and another one loading the grandpa's rifle waiting for me.
I don't give a damn about your delicious breakfast.
Watch out for too much spaghetti.
They could strangle the very throat of your.
Never say never.
Nighty night Fritz, me old holed sock.

Ps: i'm in love everyday, my old bluebeard.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
order a copy in Italian asap*

In english is good as well, my old mothed parchment.

Dear Fritz,

Obviously Tyskie is well respected as a beer even outside Poland, so thanks for posting that link. For my Polish friends to find it here in UK was considered rather good!

I was so pleased to have found such a beer myself, not being esceially fond of most beer in cans or in bottles with the exception of Kronenbourg 1664.

This is altegether more to my liking, as was Lech, so I got four cans on the way home!

You may pleased to read that I have no iminent plans to visit Berlin, in view of how your thread has gone over the last 24 hours!

Skol! fra Fredrik.

Sorry for the absent 'm.' Fred

You'll be pleased to hear Fredders me old Lush (don't drink them all at once son) that Sir Simon was rejoicing here yesterday over the fact that the Berlin Phil had recieved full financing for the next 5 years. Wouldn't it be nice if British Orchestras etc, had such long term security to simply get on with what they do best, instead of having to pander to greedy bastard investors, and poxy Politicians who change seats every bleedin five minutes, innit*

Regards,


Fritz von Berlin is an excellent place to visit for anybody intersted in serious Culture, I believe even Our Andy was here recently too*



G'Day Playmates**

For anybody who knows Slovakia at all at all there's a great new Polish style plum Sliwovitz Vodka on the market too*

Bars of scented soap in ones wardrobe etc are great for detering moths, the little bastards²*

Fritz'y boy,

I was there in the middle of december. In fact i've been there twice in the middle of december, and the thing I remember most is being bloody freezin!

I'd love to go in May when its a litlle warmer, but having said that when I come accross that way again I might visit, out of respect, certain sites of mass destruction, if you get my derift...

Should have this cracked by the manoing, a very readable little number actually*

Fritz von Oh you mean the Irish Pubs Our Andy*

The pains I go to to pretend I don't live in Hertford East eh*


First Beer just cracked, Weekend Officially open:


BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRp*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
The pains I go to to pretend I don't live in Hertford East eh*
*

Mrs H used to go to school in Hertford, but I think Hertford North was the railway station she arrived at.

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Originally posted by JoeH:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
The pains I go to to pretend I don't live in Hertford East eh*
*

Mrs H used to go to school in Hertford, but I think Hertford North was the railway station she arrived at.

As an ex railwayman mesen, Hertford East was one of Our Favourite Substations to visit on what was then known as a B&G run (Battery & General Maintainance) where if I wasn't driving (mainly was) I could join my mucker(s) for a pint of fine bitter and a ploughman's then softly let the train take the strain all the way back to our base at Chadwell Heath Power Supplies Depot in Eseex, via a swift half at the Street you understand to make sure we didn't knock up any untoward overtime at public expense (unlike today's chancers, innit).


Fritz von Those were the days, great people to work with too²**

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

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Originally posted by JoeH:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
The pains I go to to pretend I don't live in Hertford East eh*
*

Mrs H used to go to school in Hertford, but I think Hertford North was the railway station she arrived at.

As an ex railwayman mesen, Hertford East was one of Our Favourite Substations to visit on what was then known as a B&G run (Battery & General Maintainance) where if I wasn't driving (mainly was) I could join my mucker(s) for a pint of fine bitter and a ploughman's then softly let the train take the strain all the way back to our base at Chadwell Heath Power Supplies Depot in Eseex, via a swift half at the Street you understand to make sure we didn't knock up any untoward overtime at public expense (unlike today's chancers, innit).


Fritz von Those were the days, great people to work with too²**

Hertford North was/is a tiny station, but as recently as the early 1990s had its own dedicated station staff, with someone to stoke the coal fire in the waiting room on a cold day, and ring for taxis for people who arived late at night.

All done by machines these days, I expect.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:


Should have this cracked by the manoing, a very readable little number actually*

I bet she was better off in the jungle. Looks like a jolly interesting read our Fritz. I may give it a go.

Sarah Thingy interviewed her on Hard Talk just a few days back, an interesting specimine indeed*

Fritz von I don't like spiders & Snakes***



except with ketchup**

QUOTE]Originally posted by erik scothron:


Seen last week: A chav putting ketchup on his chicken tikka masala in a local curry house. Where will it all end? I'm emigrating.[/QUOTE]


I trust you're jesting Captain?*


Askin for Scotch in Dundee, or a guinness shandy in Dublin, there again why did the Hoose have Heinz in the first place?


Fritz von Berlin barmen/maids (and customers) freak out when I top a beer up with some fresh stuff, it just isn't done here (draught wise from glass t'glass) anyway I'm orf daan the pub, and ammorra's the Cup Final, win or lose, we're still there, and i Is well stocked up*


Goodnight*

Right then lads! We'll have a few beers here then we'll go into central Nottingham!

"What we're goona do there then?"

"Ave a few more beers O'course, innit John"