Our Andy's Soup Can Goes For Over $10,000,000 !

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Seen last week: A chav putting ketchup on his chicken tikka masala in a local curry house. Where will it all end? I'm emigrating.

I trust you're jesting Captain?*

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I sh1t thee not our Fritz. I watched the waiter bring the food to the table, the chav looked at the trolly upon which the food was delivered and said 'have you got the......' and the waiter said 'don't worry it's coming' then another waiter brought the drinks (pints of lager)to the table with a bottle of ketchup! I watched in horror as said chav poured half the bottle over his meal.

Erik von feeling slightly sick at the memory

The most beautitiful specimine was actually born in nepal and can handle any piece of 'metal' better than any of us can even imagine & . Read it, then I'll believe you, I hate bullshiters²:



Fritz von Jessie is a clever sod, but only sometimes*

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Eric

They offer a genuine 50% discount in a genuine January sale each year. Buy then.

Regards

Mick

Michael Old Son! Officers don't wear discount uniforms, innit* Guess who just crawled across the floor in a near panic thinking it was half four in the afternoon, must've been something I ate last nigjht?



Fritz von Gottliebs of Bethnal Green did me Proud 'Paradise Row no less'*

I ain't sayin Nuffin John*

Of course most dolphins are members of Mensa and they don't even have arms!

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Originally posted by erik scothron:

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Seen last week: A chav putting ketchup on his chicken tikka masala in a local curry house. Where will it all end? I'm emigrating.

I trust you're jesting Captain?*

I sh1t thee not our Fritz. I watched the waiter bring the food to the table, the chav looked at the trolly upon which the food was delivered and said 'have you got the......' and the waiter said 'don't worry it's coming' then another waiter brought the drinks (pints of lager)to the table with a bottle of ketchup! I watched in horror as said chav poured half the bottle over his meal.

Erik von feeling slightly sick at the memory[/QUOTE]

Mentioned this last night/this moaning and most were as horrified as we are!


Fritz von Although I've always stuck to the never drink before noon rule (and it's full moon tonight) I must say, I am actually very close to having a glass of fizz (ot three) and decent OJ for medicinal porpoises*


I know me*



Luigi! if yer gonna fuck off son, fuck off, otherwise stop playing the 7UP Drama Queen Bollocks and get back on here with something usefull & interesting to say like Our Mick and Earwick /(Where you belong Son)*


Regards,



Fritz (and polish those boots like a mirror before you post on here again Mister, and that's an odour, they're a disgrace to €urope:*

An Embassy bod hit me with this last night, lucky I'm not a Paddy, Taff or Jock then innit?*

Fritz von Ah weel Time for that Dair ov der Hog metinks*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Glad 7UP's got the message at last! well out of his league on here, far too Flacky? should stay with the Yes Men & whingers where he's safe & sound, and no! I don't mean to be provocative, Why on earth should I? he comes here, not the other way around**

Wrong, dumb boy. I just don't feel the inclination to join in on your moronic rantings unless you write unpleasant things about me.

And for your information, we both 'come here'. You don't own this forum, thickie.

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Luigi! if yer gonna fuck off son, fuck off, otherwise stop playing the 7UP Drama Queen Bollocks and get back on here with something usefull & interesting to say like Our Mick and Earwick /(Where you belong Son)*

What a pity Luigi's going and not you. Seeing as you very rarely have anything comprehensible to say, let alone useful & interesting, why don't you fuck off yourself?

I know it's full moon tonight Madam and you have your hormones to consider, but you really are awfully rude you know Sir*

Have you tried asparagus it makes your sperm smell & taste like garlic I hear? (not tinned it must be fresh John)

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Luigi! if yer gonna fuck off son, fuck off, otherwise stop playing the 7UP Drama Queen Bollocks and get back on here with something usefull & interesting to say like Our Mick and Earwick /(Where you belong Son)*

Fritz, you have contributed nothing but arse hash and bollocks to this forum. Gianluigi, myself and Mick are all interested in music and hifi - which is what the forum's about. Since you show no sign of being interested in either, I am puzzled as to why you haven't long since fucked off.

EW

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
...you really are awfully rude you know Sir*

And you think you're not?

Hypocrite

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Luigi! if yer gonna fuck off son, fuck off, otherwise stop playing the 7UP Drama Queen Bollocks and get back on here with something usefull & interesting to say like Our Mick and Earwick /(Where you belong Son)*

Fritz, you have contributed nothing but arse hash and bollocks to this forum. Gianluigi, myself and Mick are all interested in music and hifi - which is what the forum's about. Since you show no sign of being interested in either, I am puzzled as to why you haven't long since fucked off.

EW

Besides having the gift of perfick pitch, I've played the geetar for 30 years * and have been pissed with more musicians (and their wives) than you could even dream about wanking over John*


Fritz von Talking of prize wankers isn't Reid gonna make anuvver 'statement' soon?*



Good Luck Gretna********³

After just checking my clean shirts, underwear & socks etc, for the first few days of next week (minus foot blisters & polished shoes), and other domestic niceties (being the highly diciplined creature that am), and finishing off the fizz and OJ, I must be honest and say, SHIT FRITZ!!! you've got a Fucking freezer full of BUD etc, etc, and now you've got the bloody taste for Buck's Fizz and you're clean oot. What d'do? My people are just over the street, and money is in hand, but I halted, and said to mesen. 'Hang on just a minute here Son' "What planet are you on, it's not so long ago when you year'nd for a can ov sardoines, and a wee bit o'rice an stuff, an now yer prooncing aboot wasting hard earned dosh on poofters drinks*


Fair enough I said to mesen, and stayed here*


Watch this space, though I may well need a click ot two afore the scam*


Excellent African Grass last night with such a beautiful lady! Remember Africa is a Continent of 50'ish lands, the middle East itself too has 20 plus 7UP's Israel (based on an angel I hear)


I ain't sayin nuffin though, God is obviously a personal ting, innit*

Nice one Erik, I must admit I found the new sentence more in order actually too. Like Our Bruce (not the Everest climber) I find sheer honesty on the internet can at times be tiresome?

When all the best mates I've ever had ie, (7UP, Our Bruce, Our Matt, Our Mick, Our Tom, The Chief, Our Erik, Steve & Fredders, Our Tarquers, and all of the other blood brothers to-boot too numerous to mention) finally get around to reading that book I recently mentioned, i RECKON WE CAN TALK CANNIBALISM MORE PRoPOERer; INNIT*



You know me, where's me jackit?



Knowingly abusing children is a human crime

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Originally posted by Harry K:
If you feel the need to go, just stop posting. I do hope however, that you're just in need of a rest from here and will return in due course.

All the best

Harry

Forgive me if i Is wring Arry, but only Plonkers say things like that on internet firums, know wot i mean John?

REghards,


Fr�

I bet Our Tarquers is well appy about not having to berate Luigi any more about his cartoons and joke postings in this place, I mean what are ex-Lance Jacks trained for anyway if not for that?*


Fritz von Luigi get yer gun*

Me mate Dave's bird just rang up all in tears asking if I was doing anything and wether she could come over and rape me (as we're mates), She reckon's she saw Our Fredders and Luigi walking down the stroll yesterday (I ain't sayin nuffin, you know me).

Fritz von Should have her away soon though, doesn't take long with me, I've got it down to under three minutes these days, innit**


Semi-''
Accaustic 'Hey Joe' now very loud, you just don't know what your missin*


See Yah*

I caught her fuckin messin round town*

i Is dReamin innit*

*sighs in a world-weary manner*

You seem to be becomming particularly foul-mouthed these days, Fritz me tedious old sausage-nosher, in addition to being nonsensical.

EW

innit undsoweiter **

Surely not Accupulcki Gold Our Adam?


Fritz von I heard Our Mick's gun ruunin in the Spanish Civil War (nobody told him it's over) Italy's probably just as good these days too, now that we're in €urope.


Serious LOUD ERIC C BASHING MY HEAD NOW FROM MY NEW BOXES RIGHT NEXT TO ME NOW (SIMPLY MAGIC and Yes, I~m obviouslz pissed SO WHAT "LOve come~s over Zou" zou when zoer have tee p[reess the y for z_

MR FRITZ'S MIND WILL BE ON HOLD FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS

hIS MATE DAvE+s bURD

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
Threads are closed after 48 days inactivity.

You could e-mail me to re-open but I quite like the eventual automatic death of stale threads.

An alternative would be to start a new, fresh thread - including a link to the original.

Fuck! I nearly woke up there Our Adders! Have a good one Mister.

Fritz x

Malted Milk*

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Originally posted by Tam:
Thanks for the clarification Adam.

regards, Tam

Tam Son, I couldnee resist it Kid, but as a Glawegian do you prefer hash or grass?


Fritz*

Don't lie now jus fer me Jim*