Truth Will Triumph:

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 09 March 2006

After being amused/sadenned by the Govt/Met's insistence that the Stockwell fuck up was/is being looked at by an independent group, even though it's widely well known that the Guvnor's of it are far from unbiased (as is well recorded), Blair's comments today about not wanting an independent inquiry into Ministers behaviour is truly Outrageous². True; Blair T, is in charge of new Labour, true; Blair I, is in charge of the Met, What Country do they live in though, Fucking North Korea, or What?

Fritz von You won't find any of these points mentioned anywhere other than on here, as I've just composed them myself using imagination and piss-artists licence, so, as with my earlier comments about a certain (soon to go's Minister's estranged hubby selling planes to Sadders) which nobody read in Private Eye, as it's never been published in it, innit, unless of course the right Honourable Gentleman for gobshite and bullshit, would like to direct me to the quote, I think not somehow?


Hear about the dissident Danish cartoonists being hidden Anne Frank style by er, moderate Muslims in Jedda?


Great to see the British WC Hooligans coming over soon to give the German police a hard time by screwing things up, by expecting everybody to speak perfect Inger-lish, there'll be hardly time for the actual fans to riot, then innit* Mind you, now that England's finally in Europe and there's nearly 200 24/7 BOOZE licences kindly given out (including supermarkets) in England & Wales, they should know how to móderate things just right, innit:


Best not mention the other 82,000 Booze selling gaffs then, now you're all in Europe, eh?***


Who remembers Thatcher allowing a 13 year old British girl+ in Yorkshire to be married, so as not to upset business relations with Iran? Nobody, well it's lucky I reminded everybody then, innit) Who remembers the family of the shot geezer at Stockwell seeing the Brazilian President, er, Today? (Ring any business bells Chaps), just imagine if the person shot had been a Brit this whole boring little charade wouldn't even be occurring, or am I right?*

I ain't sayin nuffink, it's your tax dosh, see there's been another few big robberies then*


Who remembers Thatcher doing �2 Billion worth of trade a year with er, the GDR (Officially not recognised)(Made in Germany meant GDR by the way, that's why made in W. germany was stipulated), coal & steel (undercutting King Arthur too), ask down at the docks, they'll tell you, what with the GDR azt the time in it's own right being number 10 in the world Industrially, get it right, greed beats principal everytime, and it's happenning all over again*

Shabby Commie Tricks I expect*
Posted on: 09 March 2006 by Van the man
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
After being amused/sadenned by the Govt/Met's insistence that the Stockwell fuck up was/is being looked at by an independent group, even though it's widely well known that the Guvnor's of it are far from unbiased (as is well recorded), Blair's comments today about not wanting an independent inquiry into Ministers behaviour is truly Outrageous². True; Blair T, is in charge of new Labour, true; Blair I, is in charge of the Met, What Country do they live in though, Fucking North Korea, or What?

Fritz von You won't find any of these points mentioned anywhere other than on here, as I've just composed them myself using imagination and piss-artists licence, so, as with my earlier comments about a certain (soon to go's Minister's estranged hubby selling planes to Sadders) which nobody read in Private Eye, as it's never been published in it, innit, unless of course the right Honourable Gentleman for gobshite and bullshit, would like to direct me to the quote, I think not somehow?


Hear about the dissident Danish cartoonists being hidden Anne Frank style by er, moderate Muslims in Jedda?


Great to see the British WC Hooligans coming over soon to give the German police a hard time by screwing things up, by expecting everybody to speak perfect Inger-lish, there'll be hardly time for the actual fans to riot, then innit* Mind you, now that England's finally in Europe and there's nearly 200 24/7 BOOZE licences kindly given out (including supermarkets) in England & Wales, they should know how to móderate things just right, innit:


Best not mention the other 82,000 Booze selling gaffs then, now you're all in Europe, eh?***


Who remembers Thatcher allowing a 13 year old British girl+ in Yorkshire to be married, so as not to upset business relations with Iran? Nobody, well it's lucky I reminded everybody then, innit) Who remembers the family of the shot geezer at Stockwell seeing the Brazilian President, er, Today? (Ring any business bells Chaps), just imagine if the person shot had been a Brit this whole boring little charade wouldn't even be occurring, or am I right?*

I ain't sayin nuffink, it's your tax dosh, see there's been another few big robberies then*


Who remembers Thatcher doing �2 Billion worth of trade a year with er, the GDR (Officially not recognised)(Made in Germany meant GDR by the way, that's why made in W. germany was stipulated), coal & steel (undercutting King Arthur too), ask down at the docks, they'll tell you, what with the GDR azt the time in it's own right being number 10 in the world Industrially, get it right, greed beats principal everytime, and it's happenning all over again*

Shabby Commie Tricks I expect*



I would suggest hoisting an al queda flag above 10 downing street and tipping off mr bush Winker
Posted on: 09 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
When I first recently forwarded the obviously ridiculous lie, that Britons account for one third of all European credit card/electronic debt (including the new lands), it makes you wonder why they need actual cash at all, innit?


Fritz von I reckon the cops have got more �50 notes than the treasury at present! Just imagine having �500+ notes, Our Gordon in the future'd be able to write even more debt & Insurance loss in one go, innit*


Not that he's ever gonna be PM of course as is well ordained already* (Just ask any Judas Priest)*


Goodnight* and watch out for bogie mining taxi drivers near Brummie, they're well dangerous I hear!


P.S. Al Queda has never existed, Camp X Ray 2 will though! & very soon, good and proper !
That'll be allright then*
Posted on: 09 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Do I detect a wee chink of sunlight squeezing through like impudent marmalade fingers then, in this place?



Fritz von Nah I was only dweeemin, wrong forum Fritz*


If somebody clearly states that they are going to Heathrow, should one tell them to go somewhere else and spend lots more dosh by wasting their ticket, perhaps he should go by Harrier jump-jet, that'll bring out a cluster or two daan Cambridge way, innit?``?`*


Section 5 Stupid comments Act: 2006 (ammended)
Posted on: 09 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Well said iDunno, you are quite correct Old Tosh*

Regards,


Fritz von fellow master of the old pixels*
Posted on: 10 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by count.d:
Well you're welcome here Mick.


Well done Our Mick, same old patter, different words, innit*

Regards


Fritz von Keep yer hooligans at home John*
Posted on: 10 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Had a faggot blower in my gaff today*


Fritz von What a case*


Always good when Our Mick's on innit Cheps*
Posted on: 10 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


iS it cos i Is a Catholic?*

To the old boozer methinks, hang on in there Fritz fans, innit* Brrrp*** Hope I don't meet any British coppers?
Posted on: 10 March 2006 by Van the man
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


iS it cos i Is a Catholic?*

To the old boozer methinks, hang on in there Fritz fans, innit* Brrrp*** Hope I don't meet any British coppers?



Maybe this was the price Mahatma gandhi had to pay for owning a naim system? no shoes and odd diet?
Maybe the music sounds better when listened to with no shoes on? maybe he was onto something there?
I hear if you are catholic you hear the angels with no sign of a naim system or any hifi system you care to mention, it is an ability you are born with, only if you are catholic ofcourse Winker
Posted on: 10 March 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Dear Father Fritz,

Gandhi was no mystic. On the 22nd of March Iran opens it’s new petroleum bourse, trading in oil in any hard currency other than the dollar. 10% off the value off the dollar over night with worse to follow? No wonder US and UK special forces are nosing around Khuzestan where Iran has all it’s oil wells and refineries (not that US special forces are that special). Can we expect an invasion before Christmas? What is the Vatican's position on this Father Fritz old chop? Will the Pope/fuhrer stand up and speak out against such an invasion. Are you often in touch with the old boy? Are you a member of Opus Dei - I think we should be told.

All the best,

Erik



iS it cos i Is a Catholic?*

To the old boozer methinks, hang on in there Fritz fans, innit* Brrrp*** Hope I don't meet any British coppers?
Posted on: 10 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I've actually just arrived home after a rather rough ride to be honest, and am in the process of writing to HM Prince Charles directly; over integration problems across the board with locals becoming Scouts & Cubs in Berlin, from an English/European/Muslim perspective, innit*

Fritz von I'll probably get a reply from somebody one day too*
Posted on: 10 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Personally I always liked the Jonnies & Jane's that really did their very best at teacher training college, and came out fully qualified, just like the mickey mouse IFA's thinking themselves on the same par as real accountants, God bless em, innit. Probably why a University Degree always paid more in the bad lands, and Romford, than in Oxford or Oslo.


You Know me*

I will say this now! because most of you chaps really have absolutely no idea what cold really means. (This doesn't Obviously refer to so-called specíally trained military farces and traffic divisions in nottingham without heating)


You Know Nothing, and You Produce nothing,


Goodnight, you make me sick the lot of you, innit* Soldiers have a home, hard gels don't*
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Chumpy:
IMO if a sparky you consider employing to do job for you well/legally is not au courant with audio etc advantages/items required etc I would not employ him/her but have a pint and a laugh with him/her instead.


Yes John/Janet! That sounds about as marvelouslly unimaginative as taking a kilt to the wrong cleaners in May, Oh how we laughed, but only in low tones.

Fritz von Tis colder than you folk could ever know*
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Mick P
Quote by the ever whinging whinger

I will say this now! because most of you chaps really have absolutely no idea what cold really means. (This doesn't Obviously refer to so-called specíally trained military farces and traffic divisions in nottingham without heating)

I have just come back from 2 weeks in the Canaries where it was 24 degrees. It was very nice, in fact so nice that I am off to Spain in less than two weeks from now. It was bloody good watching the Sky weather reports showing the Germans being half frozen to death.

Hope the icicles melt from your nose.

Regards

Mick
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Bush bombs the Canaries to stop bird flue?
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Mick P
I just wish Bush would bomb your bit of Germany.

If the Germans willingly put up with you, they deserve to be bombed.

Regards

Mick
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Earwicker
quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
I just wish Bush would bomb your bit of Germany.

It woud certainly lessen the load on Naim's Web server!

EW
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by andy c:
I often think that some legislation which relies on the 'ignorance is no defence' ethos could be better educated to the general public.


Quite right Our Andy

Regards

Fritz
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Some great Eric at present, it really warms one up I must say*
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
Smile
I got a pair of those food dispensers for birds and put them in the garden.
Now i have cat's footprints on windows all over the house.
I wonder what will happen when the new dog will be here.
My father said he want to move!


Luigi! You are a man I think I can drink with*

Fritz
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Smile
I do drink a toast to the wonderful world of nature.
It excite me more than the squandered world of the so called humans.
As my old wise grandpa was used to say: sometimes animals are better than humans!
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Luigi, I drank through the whole night non stop, plus some students joints, and now have some great really loud Gladys Knight for my neighbours, Eric before, , My speakerts are really mopvin now Mister I can telll you, and I'm wonderfuly happy<llly dfrunk.***

Chaoue Fritz, the wine is coming, then bed, I must work tomeroowewew Gergia
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Luigi, I drank through the whole night non stop, plus some students joints, and now have some great really loud Gladys Knight for my neighbours, Eric before, , My speakerts are really mopvin now Mister I can telll you, and I'm wonderfuly happy<llly dfrunk.***



I can read it between lines.................
Planet earth could be such a paradise.
I think that the first Condoleezza's descendant was Eva.
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
You got it Lui, now a some very loud ViV, believe me Berlin can really be the best City on earth,
F*
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Mark Ellis-Jones:
quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Mick.........never been done for speeding as of yet.


Ah, you tread a thin line:

quote:
Mick Parry: Senior Member
Posted Thu 04 December 2003 23:07
Driving fast is fun and exciting but we all know it is dangerous.

Driving at 70 mph is fast enough and if you go faster, you increase your chances of being involved in an accident.

Before you accuse me of being a paragon of virtue, I have been pulled up seven times on a motorway for speeding (I used to run Jaguars) but fortunately I talked my way out of it each time.

Thats one advantage of being middle aged and wearing a suit.

The law protects us and others from ourselves.


And:
quote:
Mick Parry
Senior Member
Posted Thu 04 December 2003 23:20
I was photographed doing 36 mph, going through a red light last year.

It was a £30 fine and 3 points and I blame no one but myself. I don't drive through lights anymore.

Regards

Mick



What the hell is that supposed to be for a post Mister? even Fritz or Parry wouldn't pull a stunt like that in the real world, either you've got something to say or you're a 'I daren't say'
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Mark Ellis-Jones:
I think this sums it up pretty well:

quote:
"The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not to be exercised at all. I like a little rebellion now and then. It is like a storm in the atmosphere." --Thomas Jefferson to Abigail Adams, 1787.


I'm afraid I totally dissagree with you Old Son, Nothing better to do on an saturday afternoon or Wot?

Regards,


The Mayor of Berlin*