Truth Will Triumph:

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 09 March 2006

After being amused/sadenned by the Govt/Met's insistence that the Stockwell fuck up was/is being looked at by an independent group, even though it's widely well known that the Guvnor's of it are far from unbiased (as is well recorded), Blair's comments today about not wanting an independent inquiry into Ministers behaviour is truly Outrageous². True; Blair T, is in charge of new Labour, true; Blair I, is in charge of the Met, What Country do they live in though, Fucking North Korea, or What?

Fritz von You won't find any of these points mentioned anywhere other than on here, as I've just composed them myself using imagination and piss-artists licence, so, as with my earlier comments about a certain (soon to go's Minister's estranged hubby selling planes to Sadders) which nobody read in Private Eye, as it's never been published in it, innit, unless of course the right Honourable Gentleman for gobshite and bullshit, would like to direct me to the quote, I think not somehow?


Hear about the dissident Danish cartoonists being hidden Anne Frank style by er, moderate Muslims in Jedda?


Great to see the British WC Hooligans coming over soon to give the German police a hard time by screwing things up, by expecting everybody to speak perfect Inger-lish, there'll be hardly time for the actual fans to riot, then innit* Mind you, now that England's finally in Europe and there's nearly 200 24/7 BOOZE licences kindly given out (including supermarkets) in England & Wales, they should know how to móderate things just right, innit:


Best not mention the other 82,000 Booze selling gaffs then, now you're all in Europe, eh?***


Who remembers Thatcher allowing a 13 year old British girl+ in Yorkshire to be married, so as not to upset business relations with Iran? Nobody, well it's lucky I reminded everybody then, innit) Who remembers the family of the shot geezer at Stockwell seeing the Brazilian President, er, Today? (Ring any business bells Chaps), just imagine if the person shot had been a Brit this whole boring little charade wouldn't even be occurring, or am I right?*

I ain't sayin nuffink, it's your tax dosh, see there's been another few big robberies then*


Who remembers Thatcher doing �2 Billion worth of trade a year with er, the GDR (Officially not recognised)(Made in Germany meant GDR by the way, that's why made in W. germany was stipulated), coal & steel (undercutting King Arthur too), ask down at the docks, they'll tell you, what with the GDR azt the time in it's own right being number 10 in the world Industrially, get it right, greed beats principal everytime, and it's happenning all over again*

Shabby Commie Tricks I expect*
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by MarkEJ
Hehehehe.

I meant that Mick could, legitimately claim "never to have been done for speeding", whilst failing to mention that by his own admission, he'd actually been caught seven times for it (but never prosecuted) and had been snapped by a red light camera. A pragmatist, no?
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Mick P
Chaps

Just to keep our mega whinging whinger fully informed, I was done, by a camera, for driving through a set of lights at 36mph in a 40 mph zone during October 2002.

It was my own fault and I thought the 3 points and fine was somewhat lenient.

I now do 69 mph on the motorways because of cameras, common sense really.

Regards

Mick
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps

Just to keep our mega whinging whinger fully informed, I was done, by a camera, for driving through a set of lights at 36mph in a 40 mph zone during October 2002.

It was my own fault and I thought the 3 points and fine was somewhat lenient.

I now do 69 mph on the motorways because of cameras, common sense really.

Regards

Mick


I'll have a swift word with Our Katie Moss if yer want Our Mick, she'll see yer alright Son, innit, best bit is you think i Is Jokin*

Fritz
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I didn't know that I was Toxic?
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Mick P
You are, believe me, you are
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps

I spent 4 months working at Williams in 2004 and the only thing that everyone, including Frank, agreed on was that you can only expect the unexpected.

The past is no indication of what will happen in the next race.

Regards

Mick


Why do you have to be such a Toff Our Mick, You're even more worserer than Faggot-Fredders, with the old inwerted snoberry, get a grip, or crawl back to thge old pink panther shau*


Regards,

Dodgey Fritz,



Brasso later, then they're anybody's same old bloody story*, I ain't sayin nuffink though, you know me!*
Posted on: 11 March 2006 by erik scothron
Dear Rev,

I can call you Rev can't I, seeing as we are mates and you were an army chaplain before becoming a priest in Rottingdean and a Bishop in Berlin? Do you still play in a pipe band, I notice you got your kilt dry cleaned recently? The Gurkhas have a pipe band. Scary little buggers the Gurkhas but I respect em greatly. How was your trip to the Vatican City? Will you be posting pics? I think we should be told.

Erik
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
A God fearing Lawyer what an interesting contradiction Ewik!*


Fritz von Kukris are great for opening tins of the old beans with*
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by Van the man
quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps

Just to keep our mega whinging whinger fully informed, I was done, by a camera, for driving through a set of lights at 36mph in a 40 mph zone during October 2002.

It was my own fault and I thought the 3 points and fine was somewhat lenient.

I now do 69 mph on the motorways because of cameras, common sense really.

Regards

Mick


You must have more money than sense mick, you accepted a nice payment into the police pension fund and points on your licence when you claim you were not speeding? you even say it was your own fault? Roll Eyes
I would have demanded all the evidence and took the car back to the dealer who sold me a dud speedo! Winker
Posted on: 12 March 2006 by iDunno
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Well said iDunno, you are quite correct Old Tosh*

Regards,


Fritz von fellow master of the old pixels*


Why, thank you von Pixels*, although I should point out that I am neither Old nor a Tosh.

Stay off the booze mate* Winker