Bairns in the boozer!

Posted by: Earwicker on 30 April 2005

Am I alone in being EXTREMELY bloody annoyed when some cretin brings his screaming bairn into a pub or restaurant? I was in Weatherspoon's this afternoon for a quiet dram - along with quite a lot of other people - and two scumbags came along with their prams and screaming fucking bairns, driving me and the hundred or so other drinkers up the bloody wall!

Why is it always scumbags and New Man who insist on inflicting their godforsaken progeny on others? Gets right up my hairy snout. There's a strong case to be made for banning bairns from many public places where they can cause annoyance - especially pubs and restaurants. Oh and airoplanes. If I sat their shreiking and screaming, I'd get thrown out; okay if you're a shitting bairn it seems.

Take the bloody things home where they belong.

EW
Posted on: 04 May 2005 by Earwicker
I was in Tesco the other day, and again, all I could hear was screaming fucking bairns.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING THE BAIRN TO THE SUPERMARKET FOR???????

The noise was just unreal.

Then I go out for a wee walk on bank holiday Monday - and New Man is out there in force, with His bairns on his back, screaming the fucking place down.

LEAVE THE BLOODY THINGS AT HOME UNTIL THEY'RE TWENTY! WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED!!! RATS BREED TOO!!! (And make less noise.)

EW
Posted on: 04 May 2005 by Lomo
Is it alright in non-smoking pubs, you know?
Though start em early I say so they get acclimatised.
Posted on: 05 May 2005 by Nigel Cavendish
It's a well known fact that the English hate children.
Posted on: 05 May 2005 by domfjbrown
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Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:
It's a well known fact that the English hate children.


Well, you know the phrase "No sex please, we're British!" - think about it Winker

Seriously though, I don't *hate* kids - just the noisy, misbehaving, chav-spawned ones we ALL end up paying for. Manners and discipline don't cost anything FFS - using a TV as the babysitter is the biggest reason yoof of today is so f***ed up, if you ask me.

I know full well I'd not have the patience to be a parent, and I'd be a hypocrite if I had a kid which then turned into a monster, so I won't have one on general principle.

Think how many Hicaps you can buy with the cash saved from your kid's first year "initial setup" costs - approximately £2600 IIRC? Smile

Or to put it another way - why pay £2600 + around £3k/year after that (clothes, food etc) on something that stops your living, only for the thing to turn round at 13 y/o(ish) and resent you for the next 8 years, while still blagging off of you? Sounds like a mug's game to me.

BTW - the OTHER reason I'd not have a kid is because the poor sod'll get my disability (or carry it on to the next generation) so I'm not such a selfish sod as I first appear Smile

joe90 - you sound like the sort of parent we could do more of in Britain - well done Smile
Posted on: 05 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Who's seen the sketch on MTV where the home boy is asking people for food in New York (I think ?) near hotdag stands etc, and proffesing his extreme hunger, only to be unsuprisingly ignored. He then rummages in nearby trash can pulls out a (pre.prepared) nappy/diaper, and promptly eats its contents (chocolate cream) it's quite disgusting actually, but works a fuckin treat.


Fritz Von Old nappies were better, goodnight Winker
Posted on: 06 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Who's seen the sketch on MTV where the home boy is asking people for food in New York (I think ?) near hotdag stands etc, and proffesing his extreme hunger, only to be unsuprisingly ignored. He then rummages in nearby trash can pulls out a (pre.prepared) nappy/diaper, and promptly eats its contents (lumpy chocolate cream pudding) it's quite disgusting actually, but works a fuckin treat.


Fritz Von Old nappies were better, goodnight Winker


I'm jolly glad that I wasn't eating at the time, though the election results weren't exactly appetizing either, innit. Winker

Guten Appetit: