Should Married Couples Have The Same Rights As Unmarried Couples?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

British Army landrovers here and there come to mind (Make sure the poor bugger's dead, I really didn't mean to hit him/her but we can't have bloody compensation claims left right and centre now can we!

Fritz von Goodnight (Fredders read and learn Old chap)*

Dear Fritz,

Noted! [Smiley]. My system is however quite simple. The Volvo 240 has very strong steel bumpers, which are well covered in flexible rubber, and they are neither prone to marking what they contact (at very low speeds of course) or suffer damage themselves. In a car park I always reverse in, and ususlly try to find a wall. I stop when I feel the bump. I have never really done damage to another vehical, except a 2CV, which I could not believe at the time, but the owner took it in good part!

All the best from Fredrik

Yes Fredders old bean, I'd rather be run over in the night by a 2CV than a bloody great Swedish bumper car too old Chap*


Fritz von Probably easier to clean the blood off of though?

I hope Our Mick doesn't forget to take his guitar with him to the Smoke, to serenade Mrs Mick on the banks of the Thames, innit*


Fritz von If I was that highly trained er, 'bouncer' I'd sue the Brewery for unfair dissmissal, or just 'do' the Guvnor one night, he could always become a copper, though he might be well overqualified I suspect?*

I ain't sayin Nowt Our Andy*

British IFA's, as well as Estate Agents, Tax Cons, and many other similar bullshitters² require no qualifications whatso'ever in British Law, and for the pedants out there, that means in plain English that there is no legal requirement for them to be qualified in anyway at all at all*

Fritz von Letters and bullshit will be read, it's all meaningless, unless they are chartered graduate fellows (as often said on here) and anybody who says differently is simply talking Bollocks³


Any confusion ask a freemason*

Wanna Buy some Insurance Dave?*

Never fails, flys to shit, innit*



Fritz von Why don't mugs educate their kids I wonder?

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Why did you chose Despicable Life?

I suspect I know the real reason, as does Jamie...

M

Can't even get a fucking basic sentence together in Queens English, yet expects everybody to seek their advice. Just about every UK 'newspaper' wether local or national for decades now have constantly bombarded the hard-ups & desperate with loan shark ads, etc, etc, all boiling down to the same thing (as well as on tv/radio/internet), it's not illegal, and is run by 99% unqualified bods who don't give a monkey's toss about nowt but sheer profit, irrespective of the social costs, and successive governments have ignored this fact too.


Fritz von Private Eye at least publishes quality begging letters, and I've yet to see anything like the saturation rubbish here in German papers etc! Is it because folk are slightly more switched on I wonder financially, even though we're all skint and unemployed?

I've seen British Banks trying to punt over here recently, it's so fucking larfable it's pathetic*

Fritz my little useless blob of humanity.

I do not know if you are married, divorced, living over the brush, single or even a homosexual. I do think however that if there was any justice in this world, your pc would explode with a mighty bang and blow you to smitherenes as you try to log in to Adams wonderful forum.

Love

Mick

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz my little useless blob of humanity.

I do not know if you are married, divorced, living over the brush, single or even a homosexual. I do think however that if there was any justice in this world, your pc would explode with a mighty bang and blow you to smitherenes as you try to log in to Adams wonderful forum.

Love

Mick

Don't say that in public Our Mick, or a fully qualified CSO might well arrest you on suspicion of soliciting hatred and even worse*

God knows how they'll write it down though?*


Regards,

Fritz von Without talk of explosions and smither-roonies John*

Nice new numbers thread then*

Fritz von Buzzbars:


Roll on Jamaica*

Married couples particularly made up of one of each sex should IMO have more 'rights' including Tax-advantages.

When Our Adam decided in his wisdom to simply vanish my "Hearts of Darkness" thread recently (because he deemed it mindless tosh) I thought to mesen, Ey Up Fritz Lad, this is bloody democracy in action this Son, and not one of the five others+ who wasted their time writing on it have commented once even since; though they seem to think European Democracy is fair game and discussable for some reason though, the mind boggles?*



Fritz von When I personally met the Mayor yesterday I was asked if I knew a Mr Parry*



Never heard of him I lied*

Dear Fritz,

I have seen threads of mine just disappear. I was not worried!

Democracy is fine for government, but certainly not for music or internet fora!

The answer is to host your own forum, and then you can be master, and not subject.

Good morning to you from Fredrik!

You have seen posts go Our Fredders, not Threads, and your answer is no answer old bean, it's a cop out* (Adam can do what he likes, he's the BOSS) If you don't want to buy Naim Kit don't bloody well buy it then*



Fritz von I wonder why the police action in Forest Gate (which I know well) using 300+ coppers & er, MI5 (NOW), and er, firearms Officers, one of er who'm er, has shot a er, person in his er, own home, stinks to high heaven once again like yet another total FUCK UP²


Who's John Reid then?

Andy! when are my friends going to get a police report for their house & car burglaries then, should they move up Norf where it's safer John?

Dear Fritz,

I did have one thread vapourise! And another I lost track and seems to have gone from the Archive, but I am not worried. They were even more useless than my usual efforts! The one that definate disaappeared concerned old members, who had been banned during one of my absenses!

It is nothing to worry about as none of what any of us write here is of more value than the thoughts our scribblings might provoke in their readers. I place very little value on the weight of my own utterances - I am wrong, and demonstrably, from time to time - so why should anyone care what I write. It may chime with their view which is nice, but hardly a problem if not!

It is a beautiful day here in Hereford. Going to warm too I would think. Fredrik

Fredders, having a nice vodka or two with some Polish folk last night. May I remin´d you that I live quite close to Poland (50 Miles ish) and have done so for over 25 years, so meet many many many many Poles, and they are different to the Poles one generally meets in the UK (besides the ones you know with UK contacts), and are also very different to the old generation post WWII Poles who I feel you yet again (like Norwegains on the whole) seem to romanticise without question because they faught the Third Reich.


Fritz von Don't get me wrong now Our Fredders but this is 2006 and the War begins very soon when Englkand invades, er, Germany totally unprovoked (Wake up ols mate, and stop talking bollocks, and don't go all emotional on me again either, or go and stand for parliament on the Equal rights in UK for Poles ticket)* and plumbers* innit


Regards,

Fritz von Breakfast time* Jamaica


Subject: The cool Scots


40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.

15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold.

-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.

-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.

-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup .

When those crazy black foreign muslim radicals blew up hundreds of innocent civvies in Oklahoma that time (even before Our George was on his watch) and that daft Paddy bint Crinton let em get away with it by being a pussy on terrorists and cruisin a bay milk factory in er, 'Sudan', I thought to mesen, I bet the British cops & er, MI5 wont screw up when they raid a WMD factory in Forest Gate, East London, Capital of England, England, and shoot and nick white scum bastard sus-merchants *


Fritz von Did you know that if the Brazilian chap murdered by the Met had been English we'd never have had to pay millions in compensation to the South Americans with your taxpayers money (and Micks)*


I see Our Cherie met the Pope then!


If these guys survive? the Met will get such a court case if may well make Blair a Lord*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
When Our Adam decided in his wisdom to simply vanish my "Hearts of Darkness" thread recently (because he deemed it mindless tosh) I thought to mesen, Ey Up Fritz Lad, this is bloody democracy in action this Son, and not one of the five others+ who wasted their time writing on it have commented once even since; though they seem to think European Democracy is fair game and discussable for some reason though, the mind boggles?*

I very nearly did state Democracy Administration in action when that thread disappeared, but sometimes it's best not to upset the applecart and let things settle!


Beano the boggled

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Harry

I said the protest vote flopped.

The Lib Dems are on your side and how many MP's did they get elected.

Blair got re elected for a package of votes which scored well with the electorate.

You had your chance at the last election and you failed.


Time to shut up methinks
Regards

Mick

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You are quite right Our Mick! It certainly is, that's why you and your family enjoy the priveleges that you obviously say you do, because you shut up, and your views and steriotypical unoriginal 'opinions' are meaningless and weightless and remain so*


Fritz von I hope this helps to remind you why you are where you are, otherwise perhaps you and your sons would care to done HM Uniform and
practice what you preach like the Democratically elected Blair's and Bush*


Ex PO Bods are reserved occupations I hear? (Could be wrong; when the Germans take over though, next year) Vodaphone's a joke then Our Tarquers innit*

1963 was a goodyear*

Fritz von Our Mick was a light tank salesman, I've personally never 'EVER' heard a serviceman refer to an APC as a light tank, not have I ever personally used the term myself. I think that 'Chaps' who Gob off about being ex-Postmaster General's, freemason's, whiskey expert's, half-Billion Pound Oil Deal Consultants, as well as being hifi (Music) and rhubarb afficionado's & fine coffee drinkers to-boot, really should holiday with the Blairs & Bell-end-sconies, or even Our Luigi in the Mountains (Luigi where are you when I need you Old Bean?)*

Those were the days eh Our Andy! Real Coppers ploddin every beat, friendly as fuck to every black lad wearing Raybans who needed to know the time on his way to the dole office with his UB40, beer and fish & chips could be had for under £20 (small portion), and old ladies felt safe in their beds in their comfortable well built affordable homes, and Billy Bragg was still listenable too (just about, even though he's from Barking)*


1988, I ain't sayin nuffink John*


Did you know that the BBC lost the first two ever episodes of Steptoe & Son? (Nicked or Binned)

Not a lorra peeps know this:

The Fuckin Bosch eh!

My late father was called Harold, oh how I used to love been chased down the street after calling out to him ..Harold, Harold where are yeah Harold.

Happy days they were Fritz.

Beano

Dear Fritz,

I know where Berlin is in relation to Poland! I am sure that the generations are quite likely to be different, as well. Whether you like it or not Poland is in Europe now, and as such Poles have as much right to live and work in UK as you do to live and (erh!) work in Germany!

Fredrik

Fritz
Cherie didn't meet the Pope, the Pope met Cherie.

Fredders me old fruit your sweet knowledge is very limited to jam making I'm afraid (a great job by the way). Poles have worked here in Berlin since I've been here, as well as the British Army having it's very own Polish Regiment in West Germany (Civilian/mechanics etc) which I'm sure you and many others on here (barring Erik possibly, if he really was what he says he was) will know, Lance Jack Partly-Manyly bores me shitless to be honest, so I take him with a pinch of Sgt Pepper because he seems unable to think for himself, and his thoughts are therfore irrellevant to nay so-called discusssion, however pretty he wants to make it.

Fritz von Fredders Poles (In the EU sense) may not work here officially and in many other EU lands for another 6 years ish, I'm afraid you are wrong (UK YES) and like the earlier very tolerant Ireland & Holland/Sweden regarding immigration you will soon find that Poles etc are not as lovely (no more than anybody else that is) ask any New Yorker their latest Polack joke (Here you'll be nicked for racism, and NO it has nothing to do with anti-semitism, as I remind you that Poles as well as Norwegians & white Londoners etc are as anti as the next man.

7Up's bloody quiet, maybe she's educating herself?