Magic Moments:

As an egoistic Genius who'll die and sink into obscurity I propose the Question to all you uvver Clevver Bastards out there " Can something really be Un natural ?"

Fritz Being very Serious For Once:

Graham Ricketts

I've had a few good moments today - first of all when descending from the col between the munros of Cruach Ardrain and Beinn Tulaihean I ended up downwind from the largest fox I've ever seen (and the only one I've seen that high in the hills - must have been around 700m or so). It didn't see me until I got quite close so, given I was wearing a bright red jacket at the time, I'm surprised it's survived long enough to get that big!

The next good moment was when Rangers, immediately after Dundee Utd equalized, weighed in with 2 quick fire goals for a 3-1 win.

Regards
Steve

Nice One

Graham Ricketts

Wow Gumby, that WAS rude

I prefer a more scientific approach to the Fritz conundrum. So, I have painstakingly examined every one of Fritz's posts and the entire contents of the house of horrors that is his web site and have applied textbook FBI profiling techniques to the data. At this stage my work points to two possible explanations :

1) Fritz is one of the "Cockneys that time forgot". Trapped behind the Berlin wall during the cold war, these poor souls were driven insane by years of exposure to a horrific combination of oom-pah music and a diet consisting entirely of sausages and cabbage. Cruel and unusual treatment indeed for the pure-bred Cockney who’s digestive tract has evolved over millions of years to function optimally on a continuous stream of steak and kidney pudding, cockles and whelks, boiled beef and carrots, bangers and mash, jellied eels, peas pudding and suet dumplings washed down with pints of stout and topped off with bread pudding, spotted dick and/or other suet based puddings and custard.

2) West Berlin, 1965. With Fritz in his pram his mother takes a wrong turn and ends up in the Cockney quarter, home of the notorious "Cockneys that time forgot". Fritz is abducted by ravaged Cockney's and taken back to their lair where he is force-fed suet puddings and subjected to endless renditions of "a-nees-up-muvva-brarn", "a-maybe its because I'm a lundina" and "a-roll-art-the-barrill" accompanied by washboard and spoons. After six months Fritz is rescued, but the damage is done. As Fritz is handed back to his tearful mother he utters the first word she has ever heard him say : "Innit".

3) He is a wind up merchant

4) He is just plain loopy.


Regards

Mick

As Harry Enfield would say:

5) Arse

Well that's alright then, innit ?

Graham Ricketts

Enjoying telling some wanker earlier today that I'm not an ex patriot, I'm a young European, London Born, watching Sky tv's Littlejohn for the first time ever this evening and thinking, "Wow, People Actually believe this stuff !!!", hitting my Docs totally unanounced and being seen and treated immediately with jabs in the back, after forgetting my age whil'st doing Mick Jagger impersonations across the stage the uvver day (eve) even though I'm on the Nat King Cole and must rely on the NH Hess? Eating Red Leicester cheese with Asda broon sauce for the first time in some twenty years, after recieving them as gifts from a Glaswegian mate days ago purchased at Stanstead (néar England), and finally realising that the 11th of September is a far more poignant date in the minds of many Chilleans, innit.
Fritz Von Himmel

Graham Ricketts

Gumby,

I made much the same comments a few months ago on this very forum (burried in some thread on something, I'm sure). I have no clue what Ricketts is talking about most of the time (or even what his name is or isn't). On those rare occasions where he writes like a human being, he can be funny. But most of the time, I just can't make heads or tails of it. He's been doing a lot of back and forth with himseld lately, as well. This does not bode well for his sanity, me thinks.

"innit", I am told, mean's "isn't it", which is true (why not), is totally inappropriate in most of the contexts in which Graham (or Berlin or Fritz or whatever) seems to use it.

He loves all this meta-banter, and so I'll hasten to end this post.

Judd

I'm honoured by your comments my friend, and I'll publish them. "The League of Gentleman " Comes to mind, I always thjought Justin a lovely name, innit.
Fztir

Graham Ricketts

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I'm honoured by your comments my friend, and I'll publish them. "The League of Gentleman " Comes to mind, I always thought Justin a lovely name, innit.
Fztir

Graham Ricketts

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Justin, my old Son, Enjoy your 15 Minutes of Fame, Like Gumbers you're now live on FFF. innit. If you ever feel the need I can always reccommend wonderful Lawyer's, though they are occassionally rather Faggish, and even Cheap, but good Boy, Damned Good.

Be Lucky, Fritz.innit.

Graham Ricketts

Liberal Democrats winning Brent-East innit.

Fritz Von Churchill

Graham Ricketts

West Ham Hammering Millwall next Weekend innit:

Fritz.

Graham Ricketts

Magic Moments Fritz me old Mucker ?

Dad dancing wiff me free year alt dans la cuisine innit ?
Holdin' back the tears(of 'appiness, like).
Tivoli blarin'out some europop (or somefink).
Life don't get much better do it Fritz me old china plate?

Nice fread mate, get yourse'n dow The Charlottenburg rub-a-dub an' 'ave a Krystal on me Fritz (Erdinger, natch).

Servus
Brian von neueuropinszusammen innit

Brian OReilly

Sorted John.
Fritz Von Goest'meedinnit

Graham Ricketts

quote:

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Originally posted by Tom Alves:
I suspect Mr Fritz is a man with an acute social conscience and very dry sense of humour.

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Make that smoking dry. And drop the social sense. After all most of the time he's just posting to & fro himself.

Ladies, ladies,

Our Man In Berlin seems to have a pretty informed view of what's important in life.

Relax. It's only for fun.
If you don't get a kick out of it, then ignore.

I like him, I have to say.

It is the Padded Cell ?

Regards,

Brian OReilly

But I meant it as a compliment.

Well, almost.

"I like him, I have to say."

I do as well. Sorry for our interruption, Berlin. Please carry on.

quote:

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Originally posted by Tom Alves:
Life mainly, but waking every day with my wife comes tops. Not dying when falling off mountains takes some beating

I suspect Mr Fritz is a man with an acute social conscience and very dry sense of humour. Makes me laugh anyway. the only thing I don't get is what he's doing on this forum

Tom

It's obvious Tom me old Son, I'm a Yuppie ain't I, Guys like us, we just belong together don't we ?
Fritz Von FanCoughinnit

Actively enjoying it all

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Graham Ricketts

I thought I could probably kill three periguine falcons in one with this scribe, so I progress. Woke up got out of bed, dragged an eggman
across my head, drank a ´vat in hours flat whils't listening to the latest joint music hit production from Basqueland and Palestine, " Our -
Street, in the middle of our house" By the wonderful "Madness", innit Just finished readin "Irvine Welsh's" " Porno" quite a tome actually if
you're lucky enough to be able to spontaneously translate Scottish slang as I is, innit, e woz der bloke wot rote "Trainspotting" a contradiction
in terms in today's Britain I would suggest, and oxymoron's don't even enter the equation?
Magic moments, well yes actually this is one of
those rare occassions when one is actually happy, thankful for answer machines that enable one to be selective, I'm hopefully not inpolite,
as a rule though neither am I you, so don't experience your experiences nor you mine, so I have no guilt, on the contrary in fact. Being in control of
onesself, even when totally pissed on excellent supermarket plonk or cognac, finest Iraqi black, or absinthe a'la posers from Paris France, is
a lovely feeling actually. I had the pleasure of seeing my postman's face earlier upon giving me an obvious bill, of which he grinned at , which I
subsequently tore in half in front of him, eyes like lightbulbs they were, most amusing (his that is). Enough of blabbing, so Hyde Park is today
entertaining an Anti War Event, most enlightening, I expect there'll be plenty of David Blaine T-Shoits for Sale ? Well the third part of the trilogy
is that I've decided to rough it tonight, and stick to basic bread & cheese with a hint of safron rice, nice.

Cheers, Fritz Von Canterburytalesruleok

Piss: Sorry to those who never understand my imputes, and yes I have enjoyed Southern nosebag in the distant past.

Graham Ricketts

Unlucky Lads & Lassies, I'm back,
Not wishing to mix my last 5 pints with my supper, and Frank Bruno with Woh is me; "I am the quiet man who will not go away, and is turning up the wolume !!!" (Eat yer heart out John Major),please?
10,000 Turkish troops into Iraq, No English Fans into Turkey, New German speaking leader of the world's 5th largest economy, and Yet another British Nobel Prize winner (California Uni/Economics) perhaps Old Europe really can bring New America into touch ?
10,000, more armed Coppers for UK, Oxbridge entrance for all A level achievers, Europe Evolves a New & Strong Combined Military (With Nato) to deal with it's own local probs, and did you know at the end of the day it gets dark ?


A Magic Moment is none of these things, it's a second (or longer) of Natural understanding/bliss with/between you, your family and whoever your God may be ? No more.

innit:

Graham Ricketts

No supper tonight

Just lots of food for thought from Fritz's latest post.

Nice one



Regards,

Steve.

You got it in one Son.
Fritz von Rockly Sands.

Graham Ricketts

Think I'll have to retire again, that Claret was definately corked ?

Graham Ricketts