We need Skirts For Men

Dear All,

It is somewhat extremely very hot and humid here in Sydney. Uncomfortably so.

The one thing that causes most discomfort in this heat is ones erm errrmmmm NETHER REGIONS.

Shorts just dont seem to allow sufficient airflow around ones BITS.

So as one walks along looking bandy legged so as to maximise comfort, one gazes upon those of the feminine persuasion in their very short skirts and dresses allowing a much better airflow around that dept. Thus leading to less discomfort.

So as a Scot i should dig the old HEAVY WOOLEN KILT out of the cupboard or come up with MAN SKIRTS.

This i feel would sell well in sunnier and sweatier climes, but we need a certain MASCULINE FACTOR to the MAN SKIRT so that we do not look a touch erm erm ODD or CAMP.

So i sit here with sweat pouring down my body contemplating my soggy navel on this idea.

Any Ideas.

I know in many island cultures men wear skirt like garments, so could these be adapted to Western Culture and sensibilities?

regards David